The Legend Of The Mega Mullet
It is said that in St. Louis, much like in Pennsylvania, there is one day of the year that determines the future, both with furry animals.
Early every February, a groundhog is said to climb out of his hole and predict a long winter or early spring based on if he sees his shadow. He sees it, gets spooked, goes back down in his hole and winter continues. It's all very scientific. And completely reliable.
Well here in St. Louis, the first week of October, the Mega Mullet comes out of his summer hibernation and makes his way down to the Kiel/Savvis/Drinkscotch Center. And if he isn't afraid of his shadow, it means at least six more months of hockey. Well Saturday night before the Blues home opener, THE mullet made its appearance. And he liked what he saw outside with the new Brett Hull statue. And now hockey will stay for at least six months. Photographic proof:

Now please don't misinterpret this photo or its intentions. This fellow is meticulous with the business-like cut in the front and balls to the wall party in the back. He obviously has made a commitment to his hairstyle, a commitment he hasn't broken in years. Just like his jersey choice. He finds something he likes, he sticks with it, through thick and thin. It's quite admirable.
So welcome back Mega Mullet, the first sign that hockey is back and the season can get started. Good to see you again, sir.
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Fear the Mullet!
(which is actually my fantasy hockey team name in one of my leagues) ;)
Go Blues!
St. Louis Blues. St. Louis Cardinals. Denver Broncos. Univ of Denver Hockey and Lacrosse. Colorado Mammoth and Colorado Outlaws Lacrosse.
When I put on a baseball cap, and it looks like I have a mullet...
…it’s time for the Goaler to get a haircut!
Gotta admire a guy who sticks to what he likes, and to heck with the rest of the world!
"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra
wait a sec
remember last season? those stupid " something is living in the kiel" segments?
was it mega mullet? cos seriously, they never freaking explained it last season. but megamullet in the opera house makes a strange sort of sense…
I recognized my kinship with all living beings, and I made up my mind that I was not one bit better than the meanest on earth ... while there is a lower class, I am in it, and while there is a criminal element I am of it, and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free.
by Childhood Trauma on Oct 13, 2010 9:39 AM CDT reply actions
If he was a robot we could call him Mulletron.
Because robots with mullets would rule.
by Paperwork Ninja on Oct 13, 2010 9:56 AM CDT reply actions
Time traveling mullet robots no less

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Jay McClement for Selke in 2011. Justice will be served. Penalties will be killed.
That way could lie madness.
Not the Sparta type “MADNESS?” but more the early-80s ska-influenced Madness.
by Paperwork Ninja on Oct 13, 2010 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Not a strange sort of sense ...
More like perfect sense!
A quote would have been nice, but maybe revering the Mullet as a sort of ghost, guardian angel or talisman is better.
He's just ready when and if the mullet comes back into style.
Probably got his acid-washed jeans stocked up at home, too.
Epic. Mullet.
St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.
I asked this guy for a picture
His companion asked me if I recognized him from his porno! I felt dirty afterward
what?
you never heard of the pronger does edmonton series?
I recognized my kinship with all living beings, and I made up my mind that I was not one bit better than the meanest on earth ... while there is a lower class, I am in it, and while there is a criminal element I am of it, and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free.
by Childhood Trauma on Oct 13, 2010 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Holy. Shit.
Ok, now I have a bunch of questions.
And hello Caprice from LGB.
www.stlouisgametime.com
lol
i work in the scott trade center and this guy is here for almost every game. season ticket holder. really nice guy… altho id love an explanation behind the mullet. i guess some people just cant leave the 80’s!
Halloween game 2-3 years ago
Ticket $21, wig $8, beer $8.75, hockey fan with a real mullet… Priceless 
I’ve been a lurker on this site for awhile but when I read this post I knew it was time to finally register!

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