F-You Friday: The Hawks Are In Town Edition

. Because the Missouri Tigers are going to kick some Sooner ass Saturday night in Columbia.

Mizzou fans might be crazier than Blues fans. At least the Blues have beaten a good team which gives us hope that they may do it again. Mizzou? 0 fer Pinkel against the Sooners.

Huet plays for HC Fribourg-Gottéron, Switzerland, not Sweden.
Fuck you for getting the facts wrong on one the NHL’s ELITE goalies.

thought i’d come accross and apologize in advance for the cheering that will go on during the anthem tonight. while i think the anthem at the UC is one of the great things about sports in general…i don’t support doing it on the road. part of what makes it great here is that everyone knows, no matter which team your there for. a couple hundred out of 20,000 people clapping during it is uncomfortable to be around. i know what my fellow hawks fans are trying to do, but there are other ways…

that said, i hate the blues, so i hope my fellow feather-heads find other ways to piss off you people tonight.

I hate working 7 days a week mandatory. Not only do I have to come in on weekends that I have shit to do, but it also means that in this wrecked economy, instead of hiring more people to do the extra work, they are just expecting more out those that are there.

Fuck the Hawks because I won’t be there to tell the Bandwagoners to shut the fuck up.

Fuck Detroit because they are there.

That is all.

Have a gut feeling this game will be more of a bruiser than the usual expectation, but also do not think it will be an OT or even a one goal game, one of these teams is going to take this one by 2-3 goals, which, well I’m hoping for mine, but the Hawks Offense looked somewhat flat last time out, though the D was much better.

Going to be a good one regardless. See ya at game time.

This has nothing to do with the post at hand, but is it just me or does the trainer or whatever he look like Neil Flynn? He’s the Janitor on Scrubs.

And F Chicago.

I did not think the consequences of asking my friend to punch me in the stomach to see how strong my abs were would STILL be affecting me. I thought I had just strained my abs by working out, and not re-aggravated my liver injury. Last night I had a few glasses of wine and went to bed around 3am, and I woke up very early this morning around 5am thinking I was having a heart attack.

Tighten down you chinstraps ya big pussies, you’re in our house now. And yeah, you SCH pansies can pipe up anytime, you don’t have to wait to see if you tie the game. How the fuck do you still pile folks on to that bandwagon?

FU getting old. I can play connect the dots with the old dude spots on my body now. WTF? Where’s an ink eraser when you need one?

FU raccoons. You’re continued dancing on my roof at 3am has earned you a trip to bandit hell. Ima bishido your azz real soon. That wooosh sound is the last thing you’re gonna hear on planet earth.

FU late paying clients. You really want to drive me into underwear modeling just to pick up the slack?

FU idjits who drive like Dale Earnhardt in the fuckin rain. Your fuckin breech birth really delay your brain development that much? Slow the fuck down and stay in one fucking lane fuckstick. If you wanna ball up your car please do it on a lone desert road where the buzzards can pick you clean before they find your goofy azz.

New hockey fan here from Wichita, KS. I recently started working for the local CHL team and quickly fell in love with hockey. I haven’t ever had a true favorite NHL team due to the lack of coverage around here. The Blues, despite being far away are still probably the closest team. I’d love to start following them to get my foot in the door. The problem is I don’t have access to them on TV. Any ideas on how to watch them online without paying the $2000 fee the NHL requires?
Um also…
Fuck You long distances!
Fuck You the parts of America that hasn’t discovered how awesome hockey is!
Fuck You SBNation blogs that don’t like me saying fuck.

Now let one of your European friends point one thing:

It’s 0.36 am here. Have a beer in front of me now, just finished working at my newspaper. And I am gonna stay up and watch the game online via CenterIce.
Guess what song I just heared on the radio: Black Eyed Peas… I gotta feeling (still popular here, dunno about the USA)

AND THAT’s WHAT ITS GONNA BE: ‘that tonight’s gonna be a good, good night’… Bring on the Hawks!!!!!!!!!

Your European STL GameTime contingent is full of confidence for tonight. Revenge! (and trying to stay awake in the meantime overhere LOL)

Lady Gaga, lol… we know her already, my friend…
And that Black Eyed Peas song is very old indeed, but still very popular here. Can’t help it.

But, nevertheless, we are definitely behind the Blues. I reallllllllly look forward to seeing the match tonight (middle of the night here)….. Their in ‘our’ building now… that’s – as you Americans say it – a whole different ballgame… (right?)

Our drinkscotch center.
Our ice.
Our game.
Our night.
Our win.

Europe is ready for a great night.

viruses and fuck you incompetent ITguy

due to a rash of incurable work computer viruses coupled with an it guy who LITERALLY thinks the three best tools for fixing viruses are 1) get a differnt computer (notice i did NOT say new computer) 2) set up another log on id cos obviousyl the virus attacks the logon id and 3) lets roll back to yesterfday when he installed drive clone cos your computer looked like it might have gotten a virus (yes whatever usability restores and clones might have are pretty much pointless if you install the points/clones on computers you expect are infected and all you did was create a new log on id for it!!) anyway as a result we all lost personal web usage rights, i lost a lot of partially done games and trivias, and i spent 2 hours a day every day this week wondering around aimlesslyfor fear i’d strangle our it guy. and i’m a pacsifist!!

i so miss not fucking fridays during the day!!!

I got the surgery done, but the inside of my nostrils hurt like hell. And all of this meds I’m taking makes me sleepy. Well the sleepy part doens’t bother me, but eating pills like candy, does. I have enough of them all ready! And I have to see the nose doc again, for fucks sake! I went like 6 times all ready. sigh
A very late Fuck you Texas for taking out my Huskers. I was holding it in.
And a very big fuck you to people who keep thinking it’s okay to fuck me over. It does bite you in the end.
Fuck you Detroit, and Chicago. And for today, you too Pens.