First and foremost, I'd like to give our boys a big HOODY HOO! after tonight's big win. This team is becoming elite right before our eyes, and it's euphoric. Unfortunately, Mr. Toots tried his mightiest to hinder our rise to the top, with a clearly illegal blow to the head of our own beloved Carlo Colaiacovo. To this, I feel I speak for the majorityof the fans when i say FUCK YOU TOOTOO YOU LITTLE RATFINK LOOKIN' MOTHER FUCKER!!! ...ahem.. anywho, without any further ado, here is my lit of the Top 11 Things Jordin Tootoo Did After Being Ejected.
11. Called a cab for a ride back to the lollipop guild.
10. Wrote an apology letter to our dear Carlo, and sent a copy to Cam's place.
9. Prayed for forgiveness.
8. Offered Brad Winchester a bribe to Nancy Kerrigan Cam's noggin again.
7. Listened to "Red High Heels" on repeat.
6. Masturbated to pictures of Sean Avery.
5. Asked for some time in the AHL.
4. Masturbated to pictures of Steve Ott.
3. Filed for the Witness Protection Program.
2. Found that gerbil he'd been looking for.
1. Attempted to wash Carlo's jock strap, but was told "he wasn't good enough."