Top 11 Things Jordin Tootoo Did After Being Ejected

by ilikeboyes on Oct 29, 2010 5:55 AM CDT

First and foremost, I'd like to give our boys a big HOODY HOO! after tonight's big win. This team is becoming elite right before our eyes, and it's euphoric. Unfortunately, Mr. Toots tried his mightiest to hinder our rise to the top, with a clearly illegal blow to the head of our own beloved Carlo Colaiacovo. To this, I feel I speak for the majorityof the fans when i say FUCK YOU TOOTOO YOU LITTLE RATFINK LOOKIN' MOTHER FUCKER!!! ...ahem.. anywho, without any further ado, here is my lit of the Top 11 Things Jordin Tootoo Did After Being Ejected.

via i63(dot)photobucket(dot)com

11. Called a cab for a ride back to the lollipop guild.

10. Wrote an apology letter to our dear Carlo, and sent a copy to Cam's place.

9. Prayed for forgiveness.

8. Offered Brad Winchester a bribe to Nancy Kerrigan Cam's noggin again.

7. Listened to "Red High Heels" on repeat.

6. Masturbated to pictures of Sean Avery.

5. Asked for some time in the AHL.

4. Masturbated to pictures of Steve Ott.

3. Filed for the Witness Protection Program.

2. Found that gerbil he'd been looking for.

1. Attempted to wash Carlo's jock strap, but was told "he wasn't good enough."

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Yeah, that's Rec'd.

St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.

by Donut King on Oct 29, 2010 7:27 AM CDT reply actions

Tip on top 11s

Don’t put your best one at 11.

But this is a solid effort overall. I’ll give it a check-plus and $17 Schrutebucks.

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by Brad Lee on Oct 29, 2010 9:00 AM CDT reply actions

I don't know... 11 was good, but 2 wasn't bad, either...

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

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by Tomorrows Blues on Oct 29, 2010 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions

#1

was the one that meant the most to me though.. fuck that little dwarf.

St. Louis Blues - "Eric Brewer Counts"

by ilikeboyes on Oct 29, 2010 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions

rec'd like the Rangers pitching ERA

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Oct 29, 2010 12:21 PM CDT reply actions

Oh man

I about dropped over reading this. 6,4, and 2 were my favorites. Fuck TooToo and the rest of the Nashville fans that were booing after that penalty was called. Nice to hand those little fuckers a loss like that. Still need to boost that PP though, I wanted to win that game 8-0 after that hit.

by Whatablue on Oct 29, 2010 12:57 PM CDT reply actions

Rec'd

And I enjoy the pic of one of my favorite ex blues (jammers) punching Tootoo.

by tlg80 on Oct 29, 2010 4:28 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

12 : tried to watch the end of the game on dish network.

I recognized my kinship with all living beings, and I made up my mind that I was not one bit better than the meanest on earth ... while there is a lower class, I am in it, and while there is a criminal element I am of it, and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free.

by Childhood Trauma on Oct 29, 2010 4:53 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs