Sunday Links: Just get me to Saturday edition

Now that it's less than a week until real hockey is upon is, I'll be going into a delusional state as I traverse these final 6 days until the 9th. 5 bucks says these days end up being the longest ones, too.

Blues News:

• For extra motivation for the defensemen, Coach Payne reached into the quote bag and pulled out some Yoda. [STLToday]
• AP recap for last night's OT win. [STLToday]

NHL News:

• Sometimes cooler heads prevail. Other times, Mike Cammalleri slashes a young 'un and Boogaard spears a dude in the junk.[Puck Daddy]
• Dominik has his say over Cammalleri using the step ladder to reach the highest cabinet of douchebaggery (That's a long way to go for a "short people" joke and I appreciate it if you stuck with me there). [Lighthouse Hockey]
• Brian Campbell's hurt. At least he has that big ass Stanley Cup ring to keep him company. Oh, damn, now I went and made myself sad. [Second City]
• Down Goes Brown looks at each Western Conference team. He even makes a mention that the Blues exist! [DGB]
• Kyle Wellwood won't be playing with Phoenix this year. [Five For Howling]
• Puck Daddy brings you Goalies Gone Wild. [Puck Daddy]
• (Fake) Scores [TSN]

Other Stuff:

• The comical exploits of fat people. Damn. [Chill out point]
• Having trouble with a pesky neighbor? Have access to their ventilation shaft somehow? Problem solved.[Urban Dictionary]
• A little old lady channeled her inner Gran Torino and shot a kid. "Get off my lawn," indeed. [Live Leak]

Video:

An oldie but a goodie, watch some David Blaine Street Magic

Until then, Averagejoe has your links. Gametimelinks (at) gmail.com