f-you friday. straight up blind with rage.

by gallagher on Nov 12, 2010 3:01 PM CST

Ever been so mad you feel like you're going blind?

Are you ready?

1. Fuck you freak accidents. I had the luck to get to listen to Blues assistant coach Brad Shaw talk for about an hour this week and while I was fascinated listening to him talk about the art of coaching, some of his tidbits he gave us were just as interesting. One of them happened to be about one of the players he thinks is one of the hardest workers he's ever come across in his years in the hockey. T.J. Oshie, he said, is the guy who can never stop working, never stop trying to improve, never stop learning. He described Oshie as one of those guys you have to kick off the ice an hour after practice has ended because the equipment guys need to pack up his gear and they're getting worried they'll all miss the plane.

Shaw went on to say that not only is his work ethic and his desire unparalleled, but also that his understanding of the game and the full-bore yet nuanced way he plays the game is something that simply can't be taught.

So, as hard as the freak broken ankle Oshie suffered is killing us fans, you know it is tearing the kid up. How do you get mad at a freak accident you ask? Trust me, I'm finding a way. I like to tell my kids that it's not worth worrying about what's fair and what isn't because we can usually control our own outcomes if we work hard enough. In this case, however, shit really isn't fair.

2. Fuck you competitors. I'll keep this vague, but if you want to go around making up lies and talking shit about me, go right ahead. All that tells me is that I have got you running scared, you little bitch. Here's some more advice for you: Stay scared. Because I'm coming for you now. Hide your kids, hide your wife. Better hide your husband too.

It's F-You Friday, do your damage in the comments.

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Sweet fuck. Fuck you bills, fucking seriously. I already get 25% of my check jacked by the goverment before I even get to see it, then I get home and find bills for property taxes in the mail box. Also car insurance is coming up soon. FUCK

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Jay McClement for Selke in 2011. Justice will be served. Penalties will be killed.

by Icion on Nov 12, 2010 3:33 PM CST reply actions

FUCK INJURIES

fuck school
fuck having an exam the day after your 21st birthday

fuck detroit
fuck the blackhawks

Hail to the Blues

by medel19 on Nov 12, 2010 3:37 PM CST reply actions

Deal me in...

1. Fuck you, Jordin Tootoo, for being a spot-picking, half-assed, gutless little puke of a human being who wouldn’t go within ten feet of anyone in a Bluenote last night who might kick the living snot out of you just for fun. Way to be Little Big Man at home, and The Invisible Man on the road, you POS.

2. Fuck you, Jamie Baker, for your comments about how David Perron was “embellishing” and “faking it” in order to draw a penalty and get Joe Thornton taken out of the game. I don’t care if you apologized after hearing that Perron has missed several games since due to concussion-like symptoms; you’re still an assclown for suggesting it in the first place, and for insulting Perron’s integrity.

3. Fuck you, Patric Nornqvist. Just because you’re a douchebag. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

4. Fuck you, whatever “competitiors” are giving Gallagher any grief. In the first place, “Game Time” has no competition, and in the second place, you fuck with one of us, you fuck with all of us. Just holler “Scouts Out!” boss, and the Cavalry is comin’ a-runnin’.

5. Fuck you, Josh McDaniels, for ruining my beloved Denver Broncos. Go back to Boston and ride Bill Belechik’s nuts some more, you jack-off, becauase you’re as useless as tits on a boar hog as an NFL head coach.

6. Fuck you, Detroit Red Wings and Chicago Blackhawks. Just because.

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-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

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by Tomorrows Blues on Nov 12, 2010 3:43 PM CST reply actions

who's messing with Gallagher?

I will cut their throat.

First they thought I was ASD, and then ADHD, and after a few years of having MD, they told me that I am probably EI. But all I know for sure is that I have TS... Fuck it, just call me alphabet soup.

by Carnie on Nov 12, 2010 4:13 PM CST up reply actions

and Ill be there with the shovel and gasoline and of course the matches...

WWTJD?

by RealBadRobot on Nov 12, 2010 6:08 PM CST up reply actions

Good Fucking God Fuck You Having to Work On Saturdays...

…honestly, what terrible parent forces their child to have tutoring classes on the fucking weekends

Fuck RJ Umberger
Fuck Jordin Tootoo
Fuck Patrick Hornqvist
Fuck You Dude named Bay Street Bullies who is losing to me in my fantasy league in every offensive category but is still in 1st place, with me in 2nd, just because of his fucking goalies

by Cole Youngner on Nov 12, 2010 3:44 PM CST reply actions

Fuck my stupid defective brain.

First they thought I was ASD, and then ADHD, and after a few years of having MD, they told me that I am probably EI. But all I know for sure is that I have TS... Fuck it, just call me alphabet soup.

by Carnie on Nov 12, 2010 4:15 PM CST reply actions

FUCK YOU

shitty Best Buy job. Don’t go hiring me for fucking $7.50 then treating me like shit and refusing to train me! I don’t want to fucking sell shit that I don’t know a damn thing about, so fucking take two seconds to train me. You’re all arrogant pricks working a shit hole job, get off your high horse.
Fuck you graduation for being over a year away!
Fuck you empty bank accounts for forcing me into this conundrum,

The blogger formally known as kansasjhawk044. Finally decided to get a new screenname since I quit caring about the Jayhawks three years ago when they screwed me over in recruiting. Go Royals, Chiefs and Blues!

by theroyalblues on Nov 12, 2010 4:31 PM CST reply actions

and

Fuck you Detroit

by theroyalblues on Nov 12, 2010 4:31 PM CST up reply actions

Fuck You NHL All-Star Ballot

Admittedly your a bullshit popularity contest, but 2 out of 100 players: WTF!

by PersonalJustice on Nov 12, 2010 5:38 PM CST reply actions

Fuck you ESPN

You almost completely ignore Hockey, even in a year like this, and instead spend the six days in between Football talking about the Cowboys sucking.

While we’re on that,

Fuck you Cowboys

You’re not America’s team, you’re Dallas’s team, America hates you, and is laughing at you right now.

Fuck you Columbus

I just didn’t like you before, now I hate you.

by Both Hawks Suck! on Nov 12, 2010 5:59 PM CST reply actions

Here we go

Fuck you Detroit on general purpose

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Let's go Blues!

by UIWWildthing on Nov 12, 2010 6:43 PM CST reply actions

FUCK YOU HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL

I have very important AHL games to listen to. Oh wait, it’s my JOB to tweet updates about these football games? I DONT CARE ENOUGH FOR THIS. FUCK YOU HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS.

read my crap at http://somethingsbruin.net or I'll fling milkcrates at you.
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by sarahconnors on Nov 12, 2010 7:46 PM CST reply actions

Fuck Stupid ad posters......

like the above……stupid dicks…..

excluding us…..fuck the entire cental division

I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......

"I've got a bad feeling about this..."

by dablues7 on Nov 12, 2010 8:02 PM CST reply actions

Ah, another f u friday, how I missed you

Just fuck everything in general right now. Including migraines!
Fuck you central division. Fuck you injuries.
Fuck you LeBron James, I’m sick to death of you!

by tlg80 on Nov 12, 2010 10:17 PM CST reply actions

i say

fuck you, to everything attached to this never-ending shit-storm that is my life.

I’d like a break from being shat on. Figuratively speaking, of course.

#SilentJay4Selke
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by ilikeboyes on Nov 13, 2010 1:01 AM CST reply actions

^^ THIS ^^

First they thought I was ASD, and then ADHD, and after a few years of having MD, they told me that I am probably EI. But all I know for sure is that I have TS... Fuck it, just call me alphabet soup.

by Carnie on Nov 13, 2010 12:10 PM CST up reply actions