Silent Jay needs more than just a Selke. He needs to be at the All-Star game. If you've registered with NHL.com, you can vote and provide Jay McClement a chance to stop Sidney Crosby and Alex Ovechkin's advances. Who wouldn't want to see Jay McClement get a good takeaway from someone and sink it for a goal? In conclusion, vote for Silent Jay. He cures cancer in kittens and it's what your preferred authority figure in your life would want you to do.
(In truth, I also had to vote for Brian Gionta once or twice. Us short guys have to stick together.)