Name The Answer Dog 2.0's Sugar Glider!

by Answer Man on Nov 18, 2010 12:00 PM CST

Thanks to our new friends at Sugar Gliders R Us (www.sugarglidersrus.com) we have a new member of the Answer Family. You got that right GT/Answer Nation. The big bad North Co. Bootie Thrillah got Answer Dog 2.0 a sugar glider for his 4^th birthday. I am in a wrinkle though. I have no idea what to name this little cutie. Didn’t want to go with Poozle or Brewer, too cliché. I also figured it would be a fun early season type activity for us GT Heads. Like when Stempniak was looking for a really bitchin’ nickname. We need to have a killer name for this thing.

Here’s the deal, I am willing to gamble this little fella’s fate too. Phyllis (Answer Mom’s BFF and my mortal enemy) can’t stand the thing. She says it has "crazy eyes" and it is a "devil rat". Well I think she is a "piece of shit". I do love the fact it bothers her and it isn’t a rat. It is a marsupial. I made a deal with the devil herself over the fate of the little guy (don’t tell Answer Dog 2.0). I told her we’d get rid of it if the Blues don’t make the playoffs this year. I am that confident in the team.

So here’s the rub peeps. In the next week please e-mail your suggestions to STLGTAnswerMan (a)gmail.com and/or hook it up on Twitter at GTAnswerManNoCo with your suggestions. I will be picking the best name and will announce the winner in one week right here at GT. The winner will get an automatic bid into the Answer Man Crew (aka AMC), a shirtless chest bump and a claim to fame unfelt by no one else. So get your creative on and let me know what hell we should name this beauty. He shall remain nameless for one more week. I have included some action shots for inspiration (he’s already a Blues fan as you can see). Go Blues!

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that little guy is so adorable he almost made me forget how much last night sucked

by ANTIKEENAN on Nov 18, 2010 12:36 PM CST reply actions

That's a hell of a lot of cute to do that.

He’s lucky he’s just that damned awesome.

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by hildymac on Nov 18, 2010 2:17 PM CST up reply actions

Suger Glider name?

Juan Mallagher.

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by averagejoe on Nov 18, 2010 1:36 PM CST reply actions

JSelke.......

make him part of the campaign…….

I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......

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by dablues7 on Nov 18, 2010 2:22 PM CST reply actions

That thing is too fucking cute

Also, name him Nathaniel and teach him to “dain”

Haters gonna hate!
Go Royals, Chiefs and Blues!

by theroyalblues on Nov 18, 2010 2:23 PM CST reply actions

I sorta like "Devil Rat," actually...

He (assuming he’s a he) is a cute little shit, by God.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

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by Tomorrows Blues on Nov 18, 2010 2:25 PM CST reply actions

dinner

or perhaps

desert

I recognized my kinship with all living beings, and I made up my mind that I was not one bit better than the meanest on earth ... while there is a lower class, I am in it, and while there is a criminal element I am of it, and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free.

by Childhood Trauma on Nov 18, 2010 7:46 PM CST reply actions

whores devores

or however you spell it

you can’t be eating ‘lil bit’, he’s too cute.

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Nov 19, 2010 1:08 AM CST up reply actions

...and besides...

..there ain’t enough of him there to make an ant’s appetizer.

Cute little shit, though.

Call him “Pogo,” as in Pogo Possum.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

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by Tomorrows Blues on Nov 19, 2010 2:45 PM CST up reply actions

Toast

if his exsitence depends on a Blues team that can only score three goals by giving up six.

Old Time Hockey? You little punks wouldn't know Old Time Hockey if it speared you in the yarbles.

by notyoucoach on Nov 19, 2010 8:00 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

Sadly, rec'd for truth...

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

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by Tomorrows Blues on Nov 19, 2010 2:43 PM CST up reply actions

name him Andy

as in Happy Meal

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by ilikeboyes on Nov 19, 2010 12:31 PM CST reply actions

he is as cute as a button... so Button... Or Pikachu... he reminds me of Pokemon...

so Here are my opinions…

Button
Pikachu
Tails (from Sonic)
OR more blues related…

Hal (for Halak)
Osh
Bam Bam
Silky (for the JSelke campaign)
Bergs

WWTJD?

by RealBadRobot on Nov 19, 2010 12:48 PM CST reply actions

I DM'd my name to enter the contest.

So you’ll all find out mine when I win. LOL

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by Donut King on Nov 19, 2010 12:59 PM CST reply actions

Ms. Bluestiger

Suggested Box of Frogs.

I also would like to suggest Taco. I think that would fit. Not only is it from the League, but it also harkens back to a simpler time when we could get Taco’s from the Blues kicking ass. Ahh….. Those were the days.

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by BluesTiger on Nov 19, 2010 4:32 PM CST reply actions