Definitions...

by RealBadRobot on Nov 9, 2010 2:14 PM CST

Hey All I need a few EPIC things defined for me. If you haven't figured out what I am doing yet you shall see soon but any who... Id like if they were in the same vain as the Oshied definition from Urban Dictionary so Use your amazing wit that i know a lot of you have... be creative and Make it cool... but any way...

Here are a few id like to get you started...

1. Halakness Monster (or Halakdown or pretty much anything Halak Related)

2. Silent Jay McClement (Throw a Woody Harrilson ref in there if possible ;-D)

3. Frenchie

4. David "Inglorious" Backes

5. Captain Roboto

Keep it clean and Nice guys, I know its hard but TRY for me cause I want to add these to my reel when they are done...

thanks!!!

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I'll take a stab, Miss Silent Jay for Selke Video Girl on Puck Daddy

So if you want kind of short, punchy tag lines suitable for video…

Halakness Monster:
- It’s real
- It’s terrifying
- Feasts on steady diet of frozen rubber

Silent Jay McClement:
- Quiet confidence, quiet dominance
- Actions speak louder than words
- The Jay is JSilent

Frenchie:
- Sometimes you have to let it dangle
- Sometimes it doesn’t get lost in translation
- Bonjour 2009-10 goal of the year! (didn’t his big highlight last year win the vote?)

Inglorious:
- Americans love him (coast to coast goal from Olympics)
- Canadians fear him (beating up Canadian Olympians)
- Sets the tone for the Blues (every game counts spot)

Roboto:
- Sent from the future
- Doesn’t have time for feelings
- Your scoring chance does not compute

I could probably do more depending on what you’re doing. Feel free to email me whenever. I have all sorts of ideas that I never have time to write like a One Act Theater in the Blues dressing room.

www.stlouisgametime.com

by Brad Lee on Nov 9, 2010 6:01 PM CST reply actions

Thanks Brad!

I sent you a better overview a long with a basic example of what i am working on so far… its no where near done but its still pretty cool… lol

WWTJD?

by RealBadRobot on Nov 9, 2010 7:17 PM CST up reply actions

“Come with me if you want to live…”

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Nov 10, 2010 10:20 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs

For Backes (Captain America)

LINK to his theme song.

Maybe some clips of The Inglourious One laying a beating on a few of his hapless victims, with this song in the background?

Brad’s much better at this than I am…

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Nov 9, 2010 7:17 PM CST reply actions

tis all good, Ill take a look and see what i can do... :-D

WWTJD?

by RealBadRobot on Nov 9, 2010 7:18 PM CST up reply actions

what?

you going old skool at all?

throw us the visor and chubby turkey defs too!

I recognized my kinship with all living beings, and I made up my mind that I was not one bit better than the meanest on earth ... while there is a lower class, I am in it, and while there is a criminal element I am of it, and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free.

by Childhood Trauma on Nov 9, 2010 8:35 PM CST reply actions

I'll let you know

If my submission to UD goes through

Baltimore Blast - 6-time MISL/NISL Champions
Let's go Blues!

by UIWWildthing on Nov 9, 2010 9:24 PM CST reply actions

Flipper (Halak)
- flippers on a pinball game aren’t as fast as his leg pads

Perronha
-cuz he chews up goalies
-fearless, hangs tough in a buffalo stance

Human Torpedo (Oshie)
The Japanese would have won WWII if they’d of had him
secret weapon of Blues
he plays most game horizontal to the ice.

Jello
-gets jiggly with the puck
-broke the mold after he was born

SteenRoller
-Opposing players flattened while you wait
-James Taylor sang a song in Steen’s honor about rolling right over shit

CAMSMASH
-just likes to oblitcherate stuff.

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Nov 9, 2010 11:17 PM CST reply actions

Halakness Monster – A cold-blooded creature originating in the city of Montreal, in the province of Quebec. However, it has recently been spotted as far south as St. Louis, Missouri.

It is well-known for it’s ability to handle the most adverse of climates with an extreme lack of exertion, and the utmost amount of efficiency. It will feed on local fare, but prefers to gorge itself on frozen, rubber discs between the fall and early summer months.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige

by Dan. on Nov 10, 2010 12:26 AM CST reply actions