You Write The Comedy: Dealing With A Blowout

by Brad Lee on Dec 1, 2010 8:01 AM CST

What do you want us to do when the Blues lose 7-5 at Chicago, try to give some tips to Ty Conklin? Talk him out of wearing a Blues Brothers-themed mask in their hometown? Suggest that allowing three power play goals on five man advantages is a recipe for a disaster?

Look, the Blues didn't play horrible for stretches in the game, but Chicago is relentless. They swarm the net. They pounce on loose pucks. Patrick Sharp loves to beat the Blues. And that's that. So instead of dwelling on all that shit, on a game that the Blues looked competitive but the Hawks were at times toying with them, I thought it might be the right time to bring back the You Write The Comedy. It's a screen capture from Saturday night's loss at Dallas with one of our commenters and his buddy behind the Blues bench. What are the players looking at? What's Davis Payne saying? Be creative. There are no winners, but there are losers.

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by UIWWildthing on Dec 1, 2010 9:49 AM CST reply actions

Hmmm...

Blues: (In the voices from the little green squeeky aliens from Toy Story) “You have saved our lives, we are eternally grateful”

Payne: WTF?

Put your big girl panties on and deal with it!

by BluesFanFromNE on Dec 1, 2010 10:11 AM CST reply actions

“Okay, one second left. David, I need you to use your ninja dick-slap power on Brad Richards. When the puck drops, slap him across the mouth with your dick all ninja-style.”

“I don’t have that ninja power, Coach. My ninja power is punching Canadians until they vomit.”

“Wait, who has that ninja dick-slapping power?”

“I don’t think anyone here has that power. It’s kind of non-family friendly, you know?”

“Oh. Well, crap. Who’s got non-family friendly ninja powers?”

“Well, Perron can do that one “Oui” face of his that creeps people out."

“But he’s out with the concussion.”

“Oh, wait, Coach. Teej has those gold-tipped locks that can set a man to thinking unhealthy thoughts…”

“And he’s out with the bad ankle.”

“Besides, Coach, I’m the only ninja on this shift. It’s why I’m wearing the A, remember? ‘The A stands for Ninja’ is what you said when I got this.”

“Oh, right. Brewer?”

“BY-YOUR-COMMAND.”

“You have death-ray robot eyes, right?”