Blues Carols: "Rick Nash Got Ran Over By A Tee Jay"

Our friends over at Fear The Fin put up some really cool "Sharks Carols" that you may have seen on Sunday's links.  Well, I came up with one of my own.  If you have any, feel free to share them in the FanPosts or, if you're a staff writer, post it on the front page.

The following is sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer".  Well, of course it is.  Enjoy what comes after the jump, kids!

Rick Nash got ran over by a Tee Jay,
Skating down the ice one Sunday Night.
They say Rick didn't know where he was going,
And that explains why he sees flashing lights.

It was a great night in Columbus,
And the hockey game was fun.
Rick Nash couldn't see what's coming,
And Teej unloaded with his shoulder like a shotgun.

The Bee Jays homers thought it was dirty,
Though we all knew the play was clean.
But the broadcasters kept on bitching,
While their captain flopped on the ice like in a dream.

Rick Nash got ran over by a Tee Jay,
Skating down the ice one Sunday Night.
They say Rick didn't know where he was going,
And that explains why he sees flashing lights.

He pries himself from the ice slowly,
And tries to shake off the effects.
But his attempts prove to be futile,
And he falls back down like many airplane wrecks.

Now you could say there was plenty
Of piss and vinegar in the Bee Jays.
But not a one went up to Tee Jay,
Because we all know they have sandy VaJayJays.

Rick Nash got ran over by a Tee Jay,
Skating down the ice one Sunday Night.
They say Rick didn't know where he was going,
And that explains why he sees flashing lights.

November Tenth came way too quickly,
And the Tee Jay was hip-checked.
David Backes didn't think it funny,
And the scrum caused Tee Jay's ankle to be wrecked.

Samuel Pahlsson was the culprit,
And the damage was not good,
Because Pahlsson dropped the Tee Jay
In a clumsy fashion that a dumb Swede would.

Rick Nash got ran over by a Tee Jay,
Skating down the ice one Sunday Night.
They say Rick didn't know where he was going,
And that explains why he sees flashing lights.
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