Keith Tkachuk is back to his lockout shape. It only took half a season. Good for you, Walt. Side...

He should get his thyroid checked to see if he has hypothyroid (or just eat less idk)… holy shit!

First they thought I was ASD, and then ADHD, and after a few years of having MD, they told me that I am probably EI. But all I know for sure is that I have TS... Fuck it, just call me alphabet soup.

by Carnie on Dec 17, 2010 1:05 PM CST reply actions

To steal a line.......

Have another donut???

I still wont call him a fat pig though….as he could still kick my ass……

I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......

"I've got a bad feeling about this..."

by dablues7 on Dec 17, 2010 1:07 PM CST reply actions

Evidently

…Walt has to go through a couple of surgeries before he can get his teeth. Scoring that goal really fucked him up.

by Rich of GASL on Dec 17, 2010 1:08 PM CST reply actions

This.

He was talking about that in a pre-game interview with that one guy from Fox Sports Midwest who makes everyone apparently feel creeped out.

by Paperwork Ninja on Dec 17, 2010 2:47 PM CST up reply actions

Al Hrabosky?

by BleedBlue42 on Dec 17, 2010 2:50 PM CST up reply actions

No, the other one.

His name escapes me at the moment.

by Paperwork Ninja on Dec 17, 2010 3:16 PM CST up reply actions

Jim "The Cat" Hayes?

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige

by Dan. on Dec 17, 2010 5:05 PM CST up reply actions

That's the one!

Walt got “dumbchills” just being around him.

by Paperwork Ninja on Dec 17, 2010 5:06 PM CST up reply actions

My friend knocked out the same teeth

like Keith, through blunt trauma, which meant the bones were messed up. That happened 2 or so years ago and he still doesn’t have permanent teeth, just some removable dentures while he waits for the bone to heal enough to put in a post (to affix the new teeth to).

by Perrowned on Dec 17, 2010 4:30 PM CST up reply actions

WTF?

The USAF had choppers back in after a few months. At least wear the temp flipper, that way you don’t spit all over everyone and freak out lil kids. I can’t believe his wife lets him out like that, my g/f told me if I left the house like that she was leaving me. Eating and drinking is another obstacle, when you drink you can’t seal up the mouth and shit goes everywhere.

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Dec 17, 2010 6:34 PM CST up reply actions

*The USAF had my choppers back in after a few months.

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Dec 17, 2010 6:34 PM CST up reply actions

Yeah

I don’t know why he doesn’t wear a flipper, I know he has that much since I’ve seen him interviewed with teeth in. My working theory is that he’s been spending a bit of time at the casino, whose buffets explain his portliness and where his flipper was part of a lost wager.

by Perrowned on Dec 17, 2010 10:41 PM CST up reply actions

Mine are a bridge so the implant thing may take longer

Never had an implant done

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Dec 18, 2010 1:46 PM CST up reply actions

Holy crap.

The Once and Future King

by FlaGators on Dec 17, 2010 1:13 PM CST reply actions

I've heard that a lot of athletes struggle with this when they retire...

… when they stop playing, their metabolism slows, but the appetite doesn’t decrease at the same rate.

But hey, look on the bright side. Walt is just setting up his next career as a new Nutrisystem or Jenny Craig spokesman. Gotta get those “before” pics, don’cha know…

by BleedBlue42 on Dec 17, 2010 2:03 PM CST reply actions

He looks like a hillbilly...

…with o’ them purdy clothes.

I <3 Walt

by doobers on Dec 17, 2010 2:51 PM CST reply actions

Beer

…’nuff said. The man has earned it.

"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown

by -DJ- on Dec 17, 2010 3:59 PM CST reply actions