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DUMBAFACATION OF HOCKEY!

The DUMBafacation of hockey is a list of 10 things that are turning hockey DUMB!

10. Louie the bear.

9. Every hard check is now a penalty.

8. $8.50 FUCKEN beers. That dude that dances that counrty song in like the second period!

7. Calling some on by their initials instead of their first name. (as in DP (Darren Pang) telling JK(John Kelly) about EJ(Erik Johnson) goal last night.)
6. HOLY JUMPIN!!!

5. The Red Wings and their tampon colored suits.

4. T.J. Oshies lucscious locks.

3. The SHITCAGO BlackHawks

2.THAT FUCKING DUMB ASS POWER PLAY "DANCE" THING THAT DOUCEBAGS CONTINUE TO DO WHEN WE GET A POWER PLAY.

1. And finally last but not least LOUIE THE FUCKIN DUMB ASS BLUE BALL BEAR!!!! WHY IN THE FUCK DO WE HAVE A BLUE BEAR AS A MASCOT? ANYONE???

AND AS ALWAYS FUCK DA WINGS AND FUCK DA HAWKS!!!!!!

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