Maple Leafs @ Blues Third Period GDT
by Brad Lee on Feb 12, 2010 8:30 PM CST
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PrintThis is the post for the third period (and anything else) for the Toronto Maple Leafs playing at the St. Louis Blues. This was written at 4:38 p.m. so it's almost like a Choose Your Own Adventure.
- If the Blues are winning:
Sweet! Can't believe how well the Blues are playing. It's nice to see them stepping up against a lower-rung team. I can't wait to see the standings after the game to see how far the Blues are out of the playoffs.Keep the positive vibes going in the comments.
- If the Blues are losing:
Ugh. What the hell is going on? How could the Blues play poorly against the Leafs? Good thing Edmonton isn't here. They'd probably get killed. Wallow in the misery in the comments.
- If the Blues are tied:
Who needs another beer besides me?
This is your third period thread. Break shit.
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Dan GNR wanted me to post this.
He gots to meet a celebrity!
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
by hildymac on Feb 12, 2010 8:46 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
It's cool that DanGNR got to meet Dakota Fanning, but who's the bald black guy...
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 12, 2010 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
It's like Biff Henderson and Anthony Anderson had a child.
Former Mizzourah.net asshat
by Big Head on Feb 12, 2010 8:49 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd like a 17-year-old on prom night...
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 12, 2010 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
I've missed the whole friggin' shootin' match so far...
Goddamn piece o’ shit computer.
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 12, 2010 8:50 PM CST reply actions
lets kick em while they’re down!!!
"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible
I say, kick 'em when they're up...
Kick ‘em when they’re down.
Kick ‘em when they’re stiff.
Kick ’em all around.
Don Henley FTW!
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 12, 2010 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
You saying Chumbawamba is the anti-Henley?
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You’re never going to keep me down
Former Mizzourah.net asshat
Yeah, Chumbawumba is pretty much as anti-Henley as you can get...
Don Henley’s written more hits in his fucking sleep than Chumbawumba ever had.
Drummers who sing while drumming FTW!
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 12, 2010 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
Y'know, that lady moderator over at PPP is pretty hot...
…if that’s really a picture of her in the “Tokarski Saves” t-shirt.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 12, 2010 8:52 PM CST reply actions
wrap around curl...
I’ve definitely seen worse… and she digs hockey.
Can’t go wrong with that.
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 12, 2010 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
if we end up losing this game
what’s the over/under that during a camera shot of JD, his head explodes like that dude out of scanners?
That's like mentioning the "s" word when a goalie hasn't yet been bested by the opposition...
Hush, dammit.
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 12, 2010 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
oh cmon, they can't hear me
and I’m superstitious as hell. Now if I said this during the playoffs, then i should be in trouble.
But they can feel the positive vibes.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
OT: If someone else recommends Archer to me because I like Family Guy and Always Sunny, I'm going to fucking lose it.
Archer has to be one of the worst shows I’ve seen in a long time.
Thanks.
Former Mizzourah.net asshat
Got a Flipadelphia shirt and Season 4 on DVD for V'day.
Yeah, my girlfriend is pretty good.
Former Mizzourah.net asshat
Recappenstien
!Pre game-
Ref1- Another boring hockey game.
Ref2- Yeah im getting tired of these.
Ref2- Think Baseball is hiring?
Ref1- Dunno, hey wanna have some fun?
Ref2- If it doesn’t involve real zebras.
Ref1- How about every time one of the players say the word pass we call a penalty?
Ref2- Oh man that would be hilarious, I wonder how long till they figure us out and just keep saying shoot?
Ref1- Dunno, I played this with Bettman once during a NJ game, we used the word trap.
Ref2- Good times good times.
Period 1
Goal1-
Payne- Andy Mac we need to talk, do you know what this is about?
Happymeal- About the flare on the last play?
Payne- Or your lack of flare. I told you we aren’t doing well right now, and under my new system we need to show more flare.
Happymeal- Listen Payne, we did a 3 man pass chain. The minimum is 3 flare moves.
Payne- What do you think about someone who only does the bare minimum?
Happymeal- Listen Payne, I can’t deke 3 guys and dive over the goalie like Perron over there.
Happymeal- If you want the minimum to be 3 deeks and a dive JUST MAKE THE MINIMUM 3 deeks and a dive.
Period 1 intermission
Here we are again with ask the players. Todays question is where do you picture yourself in 5 years.
Walt- WONKALAND!
Jay -
Winchester- The AHL
Berglund- Wu tang.
Period 2-
GOal 2-
Janssen-Nice goal osh, so whats your answer?
Winchester- Answer to what?
Oshie- We were debating if we were marty in back to the future if we would bang our mom.
Winchester- EWWWWW thats your mom dude.
Oshie- Its 1950 though and she was pretty hot but yeah she was his mom, I dunno.
Janssen- Dude it was 17 year old Lea Thompson man, I would DRINK HER BATHWATER.
Oshie- Heh Perron said something about teaching her the french alphabet.
Winchester- EEWWWWWW im getting out of here, im gonna say “pass” or something. You guys are gross.
winny leaves
Janssen- SO would ya?
Oshie- Now are we talking about when she found me or parking?
Goal 3-
Steen(looking at Jay)- So I was about to give her the old Houdini right when I hear a car door slam and..
Steen(notices the camera on) – Oh hey didnt see you there. This is my hetero Life Partner Jay
Jay nod
Steen- We want to talk about something very important today, the effects of snorting pixie sticks. Now you think think its a cool way to get a buzz, all your friends might be doing it. The hot chick in trig will hum for you in the bathroom for a fist full of green ones.
Steen- But pixie stick addiction is very dangerous. It can lead to mental problems, nasal irritation, and tooth decay.
Jay glares at camera
Steen- Here are some shocking pictures that are intended to scare you kids straight.
Walt- Hey! thuck yuh guhs!
Steen and Jay run off giggling
!
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
by Icion on Feb 12, 2010 9:01 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
Well done.
I LOVE Lea Thompson… Four words, All- The- Right- Moves.
"Millhouse, push 'em down if he's in yer way! Jimbo, go for the face! LOOK!!! Ralph Wiggum lost his shinguard! HACK THE BONE!!! HACK THE BONE!!!"
-Lisa Simpson, Kwik-E-Mart Gougers Goaltender
by Nancy's Boy on Feb 12, 2010 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
Let's take some penalties
been working so far
Here's something...
Hawks trade Cam Barker to MIN for Kim Jonsson and 1st-rounder Nick Leddy.
Did the Hawks take the low bid for Barker, or did they bend Minnesota over the table?
I vote the former.
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 12, 2010 9:02 PM CST reply actions
Kim Jonsson
took me 3 times to realize it wasn’t Cam Janssen
Janssen deserved an assist
I think playing with boyes is dragging him down.
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
by Icion on Feb 12, 2010 9:07 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
^ This ^
Post O’ The Night…
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 12, 2010 9:08 PM CST up reply actions
anyone here like the comedian Louis Ck?
cause I am about to eat this entire angel food cake, and it reminds me of his skit where he talks about eating a whole plate of cookies at a party.
gotta keep “rediscovering” the angel food cake.
"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible
Yes. Louis CK is one of the best out there right now.
Patton Oswalt gets my vote for the top spot though.
Former Mizzourah.net asshat
And I think Louis CK has a new special coming out.
Saw a commercial for it, I think.
Former Mizzourah.net asshat
REALLY?!?!
YAY!!!! EXPLOSION!!!! JOYGASM!!!!
"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible
He's riding the subway with his two kids and one gets out and the door shuts.
I laughed my ass off, and I think there was the premiere date for the show while I was laughing.
Former Mizzourah.net asshat
yeah Louis is my favorite comdian, but now i’ll have to check out Patton’s stuff.
"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible
Patton should have won the Grammy a couple weeks ago for it.
Pick up “My Weakness is Strong”. Fucking awesome stuff.
Former Mizzourah.net asshat
I still like Wanda Sykes...
I think she’s a freakin’ riot.
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 12, 2010 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
As "luck" would have it...
The score in Peoria is 3-0 also.
Except that Peoria’s on the wrong end of that one.
Don’t know what Ben Bishop’s problem is these days but three goals against on 18 shots is un-friggin’-acceptable.
At least Palushaj’s back.
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 12, 2010 9:12 PM CST reply actions
Did everyone get sucked into the Opening Ceremonies or stay over at PPP?
Former Mizzourah.net asshat
I'm stayin'here...
This is our turf.
Amurrikuh…
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 12, 2010 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
I was just playin' Pac Man.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Kinda opening ceremonies during commercials....
i was eating too….
perplexed by Algeria / Lebanon / Ethiopia having winter olympic teams.
Well, at least there are mountains in Algeria...
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 12, 2010 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
No. believe it or not, there's actually snow on the mountains in Algeria occasionally...
They’re that high, and they pick up moisture from the Mediterranean.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 12, 2010 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
Its kind of slow in here now.
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Beej!
So far we have Teej and Beej… ok Eeej. Step it up.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Where's Deej?
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 12, 2010 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
I think he's partaking of the press box pretzels.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Well, Big Bens save percentage is "up" to a glittering 85.0% in this game now...
17 saves on 20 shots.
Meanwhile, the Rivermen are making Justin Pogge look like Jacques freakin’ Plante. 27 shots, 27 saves.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 12, 2010 9:20 PM CST reply actions
Carnie-
Via Louis CK’s wiki page.
On April 18, 2009, Louis recorded a stand up special entitled Hilarious that will be released as a film in the near future. “Hilarious” has been accepted by the Sundance Film Festival and will be released sometime in January.
Probably a Comedy Central special this month.
Former Mizzourah.net asshat
Niclas Bergfors 3, Ilya Kovalchuk 1.
I like this trade. Just had to share.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Bergfors is the only player worth a shit that the Thrash got in that deal...
I’ve always liked that kid.
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 12, 2010 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
His agent probably cost him some serious dough.
Grossman screwed over Khabby the exact same way – left for more money, got 80% of what the Bolts offered him. That’ll happen with Kovy.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
I think Odyua'll be solid if we can't re-sign Kubina.
I really think that’s why D-Wad got him. Cormier, well… um… good luck getting rid of that reputation, kid.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Meh... Oduya's just a guy...
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 12, 2010 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
Well, kiss my fanny...
Lars “TechnoViking JUnior” Eller scores on the peepee with 27 seconds left; assists to Pelletier and Palushaj.
LE from P&P on the PP.
Whoop E.
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 12, 2010 9:26 PM CST reply actions
I was wondering where everyone was
Then I see that a 3rd Period thread showed up in my Google Reader.
Too bad no one dropped a comment in the old thread…
Well son of a fuck.
There was a 3rd period thread up and NO ONE BOTHERED TO SAY ANYTHING TO US!!!!!
Nah, it happens.
"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday." -- Don Marquis
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what the hell....
no one pass along the info of a 3rd period thread till its over???
WTF???
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"If upon Decepticon turf you happen to tumble, look out robot cause here comes Rumble!!"
Where the hell were the crumbs?
I even checked and didn’t see anything
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
And I thought the refs were the only ones that were stupid.
The linesmen are, too, I guess.
LET ’EM GO!
"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday." -- Don Marquis
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MASONRY SHUTOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday." -- Don Marquis
The Blue Note Zone - Because you KNOW you want to know more about the St. Louis Blues!
Winner, winner, chicken dinner...
As The Nature Boy would say…
“WOOOOOO!!!”
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 12, 2010 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
And Ketchup, TB
"Millhouse, push 'em down if he's in yer way! Jimbo, go for the face! LOOK!!! Ralph Wiggum lost his shinguard! HACK THE BONE!!! HACK THE BONE!!!"
-Lisa Simpson, Kwik-E-Mart Gougers Goaltender
by Nancy's Boy on Feb 12, 2010 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
SHUT OUT
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
MASON SHUTOUT
MASON SHUTOUT MASON SHUTOUT MASON SHUTOUT
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Masonry Shutout!
4 points out, baby!
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Im fucking spent
I will try and get the third period up later, after my godamn photoshop extravaganza and recaps 1 and 2 i gotta rest a while.
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
huh?
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
You missed my photoshop bombing?
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Gotta get started transcribing my interview with Wansley for the paper tomorrow...
Y’all be cool.
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 12, 2010 9:35 PM CST reply actions
That would be a victory.
And holy shit, we not only hung on to a 3-goal lead, but we ADDED TO THE GODDAMNED THING! How’s that for progress?
Fuck Chicago/Detroit/Nashville/Columbus/NBC/TheOlympics/TheFactThatBrendanBurkeIsDead/Elderberries.
I’ll be gettin’ my drunk on elsewhere tomorrow night. Keep it real!
"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday." -- Don Marquis
The Blue Note Zone - Because you KNOW you want to know more about the St. Louis Blues!
well does this mean conklin is in tomorrow???
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"If upon Decepticon turf you happen to tumble, look out robot cause here comes Rumble!!"
Good news here....
…as Atlanta took care of the Wild. (And OMG were the refs bad tonight.)
So this is a banner day for Hildy.
Hopefully this is a breakthrough game for us
we hold on to a 3 goal lead, we win at HOME!!!, penalty kill works awesomely, and mason pitches a shutout… lets go on a streak and build off this!
Haven't looked at his stats & know he's fallen off, but
Cheechoo on waivers?
"Millhouse, push 'em down if he's in yer way! Jimbo, go for the face! LOOK!!! Ralph Wiggum lost his shinguard! HACK THE BONE!!! HACK THE BONE!!!"
-Lisa Simpson, Kwik-E-Mart Gougers Goaltender
Holy Shit!
14pts & a -13, FUCK! What happened to that guy?
"Millhouse, push 'em down if he's in yer way! Jimbo, go for the face! LOOK!!! Ralph Wiggum lost his shinguard! HACK THE BONE!!! HACK THE BONE!!!"
-Lisa Simpson, Kwik-E-Mart Gougers Goaltender
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