From The Editor - On The Olympics
[This article originally appeared in the Feb 13 print edition of St. Louis Game Time. And, yeah, I realize I'm probably in the minority here.]
I hate the Olympics. And not because I find Ice Dancing immensely boring or because I hate professionals playing in amateur games and not because about the only cool sports they have are apparently now too dangerous and people are dying attempting them.
I hate them, as is my way, because they affect me personally. Stupid Winter Games break forces the NHL to shut down for two weeks, which forces the league to compress their schedule on both sides of the break, which forces crazy schedules at home rinks, which forces me to have back-to-back papers followed by a month off.
So yeah, maybe I'm a little focused on me on this one, but goddamn the Olympics are kinda fucking me over here. But beyond their personal vendetta against me, there's other reasons I just don't get into the Olympics.
First of all, beyond the fact that I'm taking the Olympics as a personal affront to me, I really do hate the games. The Winter Olympics are the only ones I notice anyway, because the Summer Olympics are basically just watching people running. If I wanted to watch people run, I'd get up early and sit on my front porch and yell inappropriate things at all the maniacs out trodding around my neighborhood. Running isn't even a sport, how the hell is it in the Olympics? And who the hell watches that anyway?
But even the Winter games don't do it for me. I'll admit I watched curling for about five minutes once, but that was mainly to prove to myself that it was actually happening. The skiing is fine, I guess, but try to tell me that you're not watching it hoping for a wreck and I'll call you a liar. Just like all these so-called NASCAR fans. Skeleton, luge, bobsled? Same, same, same. You know you want to see a wreck. Otherwise all you're really watching is a half-second clip of a dude flying by in spandex.
Ohtherehegoes!
The only real sport worth watching in the Olympics is the hockey. And I know that most NHL fans are getting into the assembling of the national teams and are looking forward to some of the best hockey on the planet over the next couple weeks. I'm sure that lots of you will be watching it too. As for me, I just can't do it. While I'd love to say that I'm taking a moral stand against professional athletes destroying the purity of an amateur event, I can't do that either. Honestly, I don't believe in the ‘purity' of the event anyway, or that the other athletes aren't basically professionals anyway (Is there even a pro curling league?) or any other horseshit.
I just don't care for them. They bore me. They are not my teams.
Now I don't want to go the other way and sound like I'm not proud of my country, because I am. I don't know that it exactly transfers over to national pride for when my team beats another nation's team or my country's ice dancers out ice dance another country's ice dancers. I just have a hard time getting into it.
Looking at the Team USA (or as we like to call it, Team America, fuck yeah!) roster, there are David Backes and Erik Johnson on board. I might be interested in seeing how they do. If there's an important game and those guys are playing important roles, I might be convinced to watch. Looking farther down the line, exciting players like Phil Kessel and Bobby Ryan and Paul Stastny are in the lineup. Okay, I might be intrigued to watch some of those guys play a little. What else do we have? Joe Pavelski, Ryan Malone, Jamie Langenbrunner, Paul Martin and Tim Gleason? Uh oh. See, this is where we have a problem. Ever sit down to watch an all-star game and then wake up two hours later wondering what happened? A list of players like that is what happened. I'm sure some of those guys are great players and might be fun to watch for some folks, but seriously? Jamie Langenbrunner? I just don't see spending a lot of time there.
Who else? Who else is on that team? Patrick Kane, Brian Rafalski and Ryan Suter? Sorry folks, park's closed. Moose out front should have told ya. See, I am not the kind of person who can just flip my allegiances on and off like that. I am tuned to hate Red Wings and Blackhawks. I can't suddenly go back and say, "You know, maybe Patrick Kane isn't such a whiny crybaby who chews on his mouthguard like he's still sucking at his mother's teat. I guess if he wants to call himself ‘Showtime' and name his signature skates the ‘Candy Kanes' and wants to punch out cab drivers then maybe that's all okay now. Go USA!"
Seriously, fuck that guy.
Same goes for Rafalski and Ryan Suter too. I hate those guys and their stupid teams and just because they pull on a different jersey means I can pretend that they aren't still on those teams.
Instead, you can expect to find me spending prime Olympics-viewing hours watching my copy of Miracle again. I'd recommend the same to you. Better yet, go to forgottenmiracle.com and get the DVD about the 1960's men's Olympic team and watch that first, then throw in Miracle. At least none of those guys were Red Wings or Blackhawks trying to trick you into cheering for them.
-Sean "already waiting for March" Gallagher
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I have been saying for weeks
that if Kane scored the goal to win USA the gold I wouldn’t be able to enjoy it.
Ahh well
The thing is – we in the UK get to see SO little ice hockey, that it’s almost dancing in the streets time when the Olympics come on. Mainly because hockey is suddenly mainstream – you get it on the BBC … which is huge. There’s interest all of a sudden. Work colleagues came up to me today because they’d watched a women’s ice hockey game and loved it. Personally, I’m suddenly fielding questions about the sport and giving them a heads up on who to look out for – which again for personal reasons is Hayley Wickenheiser. And not just because of the Blues connection – my Ducks fan friend who I stayed with in Anaheim actually played roller hockey for a time with Hayley.
As there is no Team GB (quelle surprise) in hockey – my allegiance is firmly with Team USA.
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shouldnt it be Canada
because its god save the queen?
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oops
thinking of the wrong thing, but its still associated with england right?
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Yes
Canada is part of the Commonwealth.
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by drfrankentweed on Feb 15, 2010 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
LOL
My US friend would lynch me if I supported Canada over the US. And besides…there are BLUES on the US team!
And if it’s not directly Team GB…then the team with the most Blues gets my support.
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by drfrankentweed on Feb 15, 2010 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
Does the BIHL not get any press over there?
The Cardiff Devils, the Belfast Giants, the Nottingham Panthers, etc.?
If not, that blows.
B.
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by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 15, 2010 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
Watch them for the possible injury,
I wouldn’t be surprised if Backes decided to go off and break Kan"t"es nose. Only witness Johnson, perfect crime, “yes Patrick tell them how you broke your nose”. My guess is he goes cabbie comeback.
Oshie for USA
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I don't get all the olympic hate.
I enjoy watching both the Summer and Winter games because I find them all quite interesting. It’s not every day I get to see ski jumping, international hockey, and snowboarding competitions. I realize it puts a dent in the NHL schedule, but you can’t really expect them to do the Winter Olympics outside of the the hockey season.
Also, best winter olympic sport: Biathlon
I'm a fan of any sport with guns
I think ice dancing would be a lot cooler if they had to do it while dodging bullets.
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my beef with the olympics
too much judging going on. if there isnt a concrete way to win, i dont want to watch.
Yeah
Even ski jumping has judging for the landing. The moguls were about speed, but also judged on how they turned and the jumps.
I do enjoy watching curlng for some reason. If I win the lottery, I will open a curling place.
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Curling sucks me in everytime
I don’t know why. It’s basically suffleboard on ice, but if I see it on tv I’m hooked.
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Im in on curling
Its so goofy but for some reason I love it too. I can see myself getting hyper patriotic about it. Fuck Ice dancing, skiing, any fucking race where you could just take the run the day before, mail your time and and decide a winner. Curling is pretty fucking cool, I can see myself getting hyper patriotic about it.
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It's on!!
I don’t know if curling is a ‘sport’ per se but it takes alot of skill.
And there is NO way I could keep my balance in that position the thrower uses.
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
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Ditto on the curling addiction
I’m itching to go home to a DVR filled to the brim with curling tonight. I think it’s because I can get behind the strategy of it and I try and pick where I would try and put the next stone.
All curling fans enjoy this song
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But the Olympics are hemispherist… prejudiced against the southern hemisphere. I propose a compromise:
Hold the Winter Olympics in the Summer, but in the Southern hemisphere.
by PersonalJustice on Feb 16, 2010 1:07 AM CST up reply actions
im actually bummed
that the games are on nhl size ice and not olympic size
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My decision was made for me . . .
when Conan O’Brien got the shaft from NBC. Fuck that network and the idiot fucks that run it, and I’m not watching their stupid Goddamned Olympiad either. At least not on my television anyway.
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you know
they’re losing money on the games. even if you watch, they’re still fucked. you’re not going to be helping them out.
Lucky for you then
that none of the US games (in fact, few hockey games at all) are on NBC – tomorrow’s is on USA, and I believe the other two round-robin games are on CNBC.
Same company, yes, but not actually NBC, the network.
Also, they have 30 Rock – so they’re not all bad!
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
I swear I only watched for five minutes
but everytime Scott Hamilton spoke, I thought it was Darren Pang.
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Got to ColbertNation.com, search 'curling.' find the 5:00 segment...
…enjoy.
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by TheDuke32 on Feb 15, 2010 6:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I said the same thing
to my husband last night.
I even google imaged both of them
Scott Hamilton was adopted do we know if Pang was. Maybe they’re brothers!!
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
I like the Olympics
I think it’s kinda cool to take two weeks every four years to check out sports most of us forget exist, and aside from figure skating and cross-country skiing, are all pretty cool.
My big problem is the way it’s broadcast. This is at least the 3rd Olympics that NBC has used some of its other networks, yet they still refuse to show most events live. Instead, they record all the cool stuff and medal rounds to show during primetime. While I get that most people work during the day and want to see that shit at home, why the fuck can’t NBC show stuff live on USA, MSNBC, or CNBC during the day and still do thier stupid replay show in the evening?
I’ve been pretty much irate for about a half hour now because I’m missing Snowboard Cross (one of the coolest events of the Olympics) while NBC shows Oprah, USA has a rerun of NCIS, MSNBC is showing women’s hockey, and CNBC is playing a biography of the Rockefellers. Meanwhile, TSN is showing this live in Canada, but thier webcast is blocked- thanks to NBC.
Fuck you, NBC.
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I actually kind of enjoy watching the figureskating...
Not men’s. Women’s. Pairs is barely acceptable. Those girls can really whip themselves up into the air. It’s impressive. And, of course, hilarious when they fail miserably and go sliding into the boards.
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by TheDuke32 on Feb 15, 2010 6:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I always said that the only time I'd root for Chelios or Roenick...
…was when they were wearing a red, white and blue sweater with “USA” on the front.
Same goes for “Candy” Kane.
Its the name on the front of the sweater that matters, not the name on the back.
And no, I don’t watch the downhill skiing because I want to see a Spider Sabich…
B.
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by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 15, 2010 8:43 PM CST reply actions
I love the Olympics
My husband calls himself an olympic widower. He knows he can plan whatever he wants as long as he doesn’t expect me to go and take the boys with you.
I’m a sportsaholic, and the olympics allow me to see many that aren’t normally seen.
I do hate that they save them for evening like MM said instead of showing them during the day.
During the summer olympics NBC had many live on Universe online. I loved watching the equestrian and wrestling online. Why aren’t they doing that again?
No, I don’t watch downhill to see crashes either. The race was awesome. .09 seconds the difference between first and third. But I did hate that I only was shown a few racers. That’s crap
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
I love the Olympics as well
but part of that is because they’re paying me to be here. I won’t be at any of the hockey games because I’m in Whistler, but the atmosphere up here is really quite amazing. Call me a fan.
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That would be amazing
you’ll have to give us a trip report when you’re all done with the work.
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
What's with all the hate towards iceskating?!
I fucking hate it when people hate ice skating because it seems “feminine” or “wimpy”
Are people fucking kidding? wimpy?
Do people even realize how fucking strong and skilled you have to be to do ice skating? How many people do you know that can hold 100+(or however much iceskater girls weigh) pounds with one arm? How many people do you know that can hold 100+ pounds with one arm whilst spinning around? Now add ice skates and a nearly frictionless surface to the mix.
Honestly I cannot even fathom the strength and coordination that requires.
I don’t call it a sport, just a competition, but I am proud to say that ice skating is one of my favorite olympic events to watch. Next is snowboarding or anything that involves non lethal falls and collisions, because those are hilarious.
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I don't hate it because it's feminine
I hate because the scoring is inscrutable. The new system is a little better since you have a small chance if you aren’t in the last three to skate but it still just seems like too much of the score is entirely in the judges head. If they took out the “artistic merit” part of the scoring I might be able to watch it
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There's no debate about their athleticism and skill.
But their craft bores me to tears . . . seriously, I probably could find watching paint dry more exciting.
That, and the judges are more wonky than Patrick Kane’s claims of manhood. They make Kerry Fraser look competent in comparison.
Those are my main beefs with figure skating.
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i like
the pickle jar openning competition
and the one where you sew a quilt, shoot something, then tour europe… the artic combined vaction i think its called
A strong anvil fears no hammer
by Childhood Trauma on Feb 16, 2010 9:13 AM CST reply actions
I like fit girls in tight dresses that skate!
But if any NHLer gets injured that isn’t a Blue in his day job, I’ll be pleased.
I’ll try to keep it to myself so my wife dinna remind of what a horrible human being I am.
The Olympic hockey tourney should be a u/23 affair with 3 overage players permitted.
Pro teams can decide if they wanna release their players to participate in it. They [rather, their fans] pay all the bills!
They can resuscitate the Canada Cup [NOT the World Cup Of Hockey] every 4th summer.
I can watch almost anything on the Olympics
Just alot of it not for long if it’s one person at a time competing. Watching two or three lugers go down the hill is great. Then I have to fast forward to the next sport or at least the next american.
But give me a snowboard cross or small track speed skating and I’m in for the night.
Also I have tried to watch Woman’s hockey and can’t get into it yet. It’s too one sided I watched 10 minutes of a Canada game and the puck was in their offensive zone for over 9 minutes of it. That’s not competition it’s an embarassment. I’ll be there for every mens USA game and I’ll even try and watch Roman if they televise the games just to see how they do. I REFUSE to route for Kane I hope he takes a skate to the groin.
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