Project Mayhem: Marketing To No One

by gallagher on Feb 20, 2010 10:52 PM CST

Project Mayhem: Marketing. Can you top this?

I shouldn't have to re-iterate this, but the first rule of Project Mayhem is that you do not talk about Project Mayhem.

The second rule of Project Mayhem is that you do not talk about Project Mayhem.

So, Space Monkeys, here is your assignment:

Step 1: Email me your address.
Step 2: Receive GT sticker from me.
Step 3: Place GT sticker in funniest/most creative/most likely to get on TV place you can find.
Step 4: Document the placement with a photo you can email to me or post in a FanShot.
Step 5: Win the respect of your internet peers and a place in GT lore.

Clearly (well maybe not very clearly, but we mean it), we don't want you to vandalize anything with the sticker and we don't want anyone going to jail for doing something really dumb. Besides, we can't afford your bail, so you might have to learn how to make a shiv all on your own.

Oh, and those of you who purchased stickers already, shoot me an email and I'll send you a couple. And probably some random paperwork from my desk.

Email me and let's get it going: gallagher@stlouisgametime.com.

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I've already got several, and have placed a few already...

There’a “Game Time” zombie head sticker on the wall above one of the urinals in some bar I can’t remember the name of in Phoenix… sorrry, no photo.

I’ll be in Rockford next weekend, so if I get a chance, I’ll stick one on Hammy the Hog or something…

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

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by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 20, 2010 11:03 PM CST reply actions

email sent

now I have to think of where

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.

It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder

by luvhockey on Feb 20, 2010 11:58 PM CST reply actions

and we don’t want anyone going to jail for doing something really dumb.

Now you tell me.

I’m around the courtrooms a lot out here at work. Next time Rodney “Racecar” King gets arrested I’ll try and slap one on the podium when his lawyer gives his presser. I know of a bunch of other good locales to try for a sneak and shoot.

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Feb 21, 2010 12:07 AM CST reply actions

Carnie is in Michigan, right?

I think a GT logo on the Joe Louis Arena would be an automatic win.

"You suck, but at least you know you suck. That's what I like about you." -Brett Hull

by hullnoates on Feb 21, 2010 12:09 AM CST reply actions

I told Gallagher I'd put

one on the United Center el stop and another on Wrigley’s.

by Busch Ice on Feb 21, 2010 12:25 AM CST up reply actions

Don't send our little sister to downtown Detroit.

She could wind up frozen head first in basement ice or worse…

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Feb 21, 2010 7:49 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Exactly.

That’s just not a safe place for a lady.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Feb 21, 2010 10:17 AM CST up reply actions

fuck yeah im excited!

"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on Feb 21, 2010 2:53 AM CST reply actions

flying to minnesota

for the blues-wilds game. i’ll slap one somewhere at the xcel.

by ilikeboyes on Feb 21, 2010 9:27 AM CST via mobile reply actions

Trying to think of something to do down here...

… Braves season doesn’t start for a while, and though I would love to deface Turner Field in some form or fashion (maybe I could stick one over Bobby Cox’s wife-beating mouth), there’s no point till the season starts.

God, nothing cool happens here.

BTW, if you don’t have a toothbrush handy, the wooden fan handle from a church fan makes an awesome shiv. Don’t ask how I know that.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Feb 21, 2010 10:20 AM CST reply actions

Might I suggest

in centennial park somewhere? … aren’t there still some Olympic rings somewhere in Hotlanta?

PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?

by DanGNR on Feb 21, 2010 1:12 PM CST up reply actions

Ooh, good point.

I think that torch thingie’s around there somewhere, too. If I do it during the daylight, I might be able to sneak in and not get mugged. It’s not like I’ll get arrested, since the APD has about 10 officers who aren’t furloughed right now.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Feb 21, 2010 10:03 PM CST up reply actions

in NYC

i’ll just slap it on the statue of liberty.

ok, maybe not. but it’ll go somewhere good.

Paul Kariya's hips don't lie and he's starting to feel it's right.

by NateTheGreat. on Feb 21, 2010 10:20 AM CST reply actions

Most likely to get on tv?

I gotta think about that a little

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.

It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder

by luvhockey on Feb 21, 2010 10:58 AM CST reply actions

since the only thing in hannibal is mark twain

i could either stick on a riverboat … or a statue. your call

by averagejoe on Feb 21, 2010 11:47 AM CST reply actions

Oh SNAP!

http://espn.go.com/olympics/blog/_/name/winterolympics/id/4931716/enemy-sunday

“[Tore] Vikingstad was a sixth-round draft pick of the St. Louis Blues in 1999 and currently plays for the Hannover Scorpions of the German league.”

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.

by Icion on Feb 21, 2010 12:15 PM CST reply actions

Ugh

Meant to post in the Links thread.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.

by Icion on Feb 21, 2010 12:18 PM CST up reply actions

herb brooks statue?

i think that would be pretty stellar

by ilikeboyes on Feb 21, 2010 1:18 PM CST reply actions

I've already got some stickers.

We’ll see if I can figure out a damn place to put one of ’em.

"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday." -- Don Marquis
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by Donut King on Feb 21, 2010 4:51 PM CST reply actions

Codpiece.

But DON’T submit a picture like you did whit your t-shirt.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Feb 21, 2010 9:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions

my only sucessful prokject mayhem

was throwing the game time puck on the ice for the hattrick i saw. jessika threw hers to. i am almost always tempted to drop one of them in the puck selling displays at scott trade, but dont reallyt want the kiel guys mad at us.

so i’d STRONGLY suggest the stickers get stuck on nothing owned by savvis or the blues :)

the rabiit? fair game. the towel dispenser? what are you thinking bro!!! (not that the towel dispenser is going to make it on tv, but still….)

A strong anvil fears no hammer

by Childhood Trauma on Feb 22, 2010 9:50 AM CST reply actions