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You Write The Comedy: Killing Time Until Team America Plays Again

Look, I don't know what to write about today. We try to have at least one thing on here after the links get you started. Most days we're successful. Most. So I guess this is checking the box.

It's not like I'm going to make the case why the Blues should be a little aggressive after the Olympics roster freeze ends Sunday night. I'm not going to recap the last month or the season to this point. I'm not going to break down stats. We'll have time to do all of that next month.

So instead of trying to talk intelligently about the U.S. Olympic team's probable next matchup or talking about how I hope the big minutes Erik Johnson is playing in key situations will only help him from here on out, I'm going for the old reliable. Tell us commenters, what the hell is going on in this photo. Give it a caption, some dialogue. Whatever. Just make it funny.


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Team America, a closer team than you thought.

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Team USA practices their poses for their upcoming appearance on 'Hole In the Wall'

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Feb 23, 2010 8:11 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you’re doing and listen. POWER PLAY GOAL!

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.

by Icion on Feb 23, 2010 9:12 AM CST reply actions  

need more help

getting our johnson up!

A strong anvil fears no hammer

by Childhood Trauma on Feb 23, 2010 9:40 AM CST reply actions  

niiiiiice!

"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on Feb 23, 2010 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

carnie

I have a picture that means i am king of the carnies!

Pujols takes out "I" in BIG and "A" in MAC, previously considered to be an unyielding, consonant threat

by DESTROYER on Feb 23, 2010 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Eeej: "PILE ON KESLER! DIE DIE DIE!!!!!"

Langenbrunner: “YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!!!!!”

"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday." -- Don Marquis
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by Donut King on Feb 23, 2010 10:02 AM CST reply actions  

It looks like three guys,

but if you squint you can see it was just an optical illusion, it EJ and his big johnson.

by BlueMonday on Feb 23, 2010 10:48 AM CST reply actions  

So your saying if something hilariously unfortunate ever happened and the other EJ says hello we get a 4 minute penalty for too many men on the ice?

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.

by Icion on Feb 23, 2010 11:02 AM CST up reply actions  

America:

Fuck…maybe later?

I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"

by J-Mill on Feb 23, 2010 12:48 PM CST reply actions  

Anyone watching the knockout games?

Switzerland and Belarus are tied 2-2 with less than 8 minutes left in regulation.

by BleedBlue42 on Feb 23, 2010 4:06 PM CST reply actions  

Julien Sprunger scored Switzerland's first goal...

… clearly forgetting that if the Swiss win, he has to face David Backes again.

by BleedBlue42 on Feb 23, 2010 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Sprunger doesn;t have the balls to face Inglourious Backes again...

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 23, 2010 5:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Sixty minutes wasn't enough...

… nobody wants to go home yet. 2-2 heading into overtime.

Overtime rules for the knockout round: 4-on-4 for a 10-minute period. Shootout if nobody scores in OT.

by BleedBlue42 on Feb 23, 2010 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Switzerland wins the shootout 2-1

We’re gonna need a fresh batch of Nazi-gold jokes for tomorrow.

by BleedBlue42 on Feb 23, 2010 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

game time is 12pm PST weds. not sure what channel. CNBC or MSNBC

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Feb 23, 2010 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

schedule shows

it on regular nbc but only for 2 hrs????

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.

It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder

by luvhockey on Feb 23, 2010 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

NBC will bail out of the third period...

… to bring us an assortment of ice-dancing highlights from the 1994 Games.

by BleedBlue42 on Feb 23, 2010 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

jstats and I

were posting in the regular day thread
It was a good game. Not sure who I wanted to win.
Will be around for canada. Do we want a dedicated thread

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.

It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder

by luvhockey on Feb 23, 2010 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

seconded

'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA

by Jstats on Feb 23, 2010 5:52 PM CST up reply actions  

7 legs but only one real Johnson between them

Why is patience a virtue and procrastination a sin...I mean whats wrong with patiently procrastionating?

by Go_Blues on Feb 23, 2010 4:43 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

So it seems that they put a skate on his Big Johnson...

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Feb 23, 2010 5:10 PM CST reply actions  

ah a person with the keys to the castle

can you put up a dedicated canada and other games thread?
or should we just do a fanpost one?

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.

It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder

by luvhockey on Feb 23, 2010 5:22 PM CST up reply actions  

a very deadly weapon!

"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on Feb 23, 2010 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

GDT for tonights hockey

is here

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.

It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder

by luvhockey on Feb 23, 2010 6:40 PM CST reply actions  

Team America...

…attempting to put together the F in Fuck Yeah.

Lod

by Lodnod on Feb 23, 2010 10:52 PM CST reply actions  

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