Swiss Cheese vs. Team America GDT
The U.S. Olympic hockey team has enjoyed a couple days off since vanquishing Canada on home soil. They made the ground maple leaf red. And then they watched and waited for their next opponent, the traditionally neutral Switzerland.
Let's be honest here, folks. Jonas HIller is the Swiss national team. Their goaltender has stolen games for them, like their shootout win Tuesday that put them in the game against the U.S. today. The guys in red, white and blue need to get in Hiller's kitchen, make him feel the pressure and not let up. They do that and they can make plans for the semifinals on Friday.
Here in the Central Division, we don't see Ryan Miller that much. And that's probably a good thing. Dude is rock solid. He's calm under pressure, he doesn't over commit as the angle changes and he's got a quick glove. Plus he doesn't make horrible decisions with playing the puck like Martin "I'll Be Here On The End Of The Bench If You Need Me" Brodeur and he doesn't look like a greaser from West Side Story like Roberto "Bobby Lou" Luongo.
Watch the ice time for defenseman Erik Johnson. He's playing at the end of periods and during tense situations. Ron Wilson's confidence with him has grown just over the short course of the tournament. And let's hope David Backes is ready to rip some Swiss Miss' head off.
This game starts a hectic day of hockey with the big matchup everyone will be watching: Russia vs. Canada. We'll have a separate thread up for that sucker.
So hang here for a couple hours. The game is at 2 p.m. CST, live on NBC. Unless you live on the West Coast. Then you'll watch it on tape delay. The same time as the Canada/Russia game on CNBC. I don't understand it either.
Team America, Fuck Yeah! This is your game day thread. It bleeds red, white and blue, do you?
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1:57 minutes till faceoff....
Guess I could do some homework in this spare time….or somethin
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
so pissed i have to miss this
I get off work at 4
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awesome
cause i am skipping class as well
"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible
Unfortunately....
Mandatory small group session till 3 today.
Anybody know of a non-NBC link I can use to catch the first hour?
Ugh, stupid 3:00 start time.
My kids’ll be taking a test, so I guess I can watch it on mute here, but we’ve also got county “guests” in the building, so if one sees where my attention is, then I have an odd feeling that’ll go in the report.
Of course, the whole thing’s a joke – some middle school assistant principal was in my room this AM for a discussion of memory and damaged hippocampi accompanied by a video. I’m sure he had no clue what my students were discussing, but I did enjoy that he made a point to Elmer Fudd tiptoe across the front of the room to ask a student ALL THE WAY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF MY CLASS what the “essential question” was, and if they understood what they were learning.
He left, and one of my girls said “Looks like someone needs to learn what ‘unobtrusive’ means.” God, I love my seniors.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
If there is a hockey hell I'm standing at the front desk
Game is delayed here on west coast tll 3pm. The NBC online deal with my Time Warner cable is a goat rope, the log in = FAIL. Of course TW customer service is staffed with FUCKIN oxygen wasters.
Please excuse me while I

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class until 2
not happening!! gonna try and sneak out early so i make it home in time for the game
AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!
If you have a donkey and i have a chicken and youre donkey ate my chickens feet what would you have.... 2 feet of my cock in youre ass!! haha
I'm actually going to get to watch this one!
Sadly, it will be in a room away from the computer, though I might come running here to type something like FUCK YEAH! a couple times.
Breaking News: I'm currently in the process of writing "I will not say and/or type "that word" 1,000 times.
what channel is this going to be on?
cause right now cnbc is showing stuff about money and countries and shit
"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible
It's a freaking miracle
Got the NBC online feed to work. More than one way so skin a cat. 2nd laptop FTW.
Pregame on now
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
What pre-game???
There is Oprah here….oh Lord….here we go again
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
Time to kick back, watch some hockey, and eat some hard salami
Which is the best type of salami, right gals!
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fuck yes
I am buying one immediatly
"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible
same only a hoodie though
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what does it mean the difference between “no color” and “white”
"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible
ORDERED!
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yeah I just confirmed my order as well.
I decided to get white, I was thinking about heather grey, but I wasn’t sure how well the black would show up though, so I decided on white.
"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible
I got Blue the first time!
Awww, yeah!
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
I got NBC online on now
swiss vs USA game
http://www.nbcolympics.com/video/assetid=bf9c2f97-8b8c-463d-bc9d-9af4a7c92ebd.html#mens+quarterfinal+united+states+vs+switzerland
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
So I just found out ... I have HD channels
I don’t have an HD tv — but for some reason the channel looks extra sharp. fucking nice.
Nice start to the music for the afternoon....
Springsteen always= WIN
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
Is he Russian?
If not why is he Stallin
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
only if he were german
but hes neutral
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are we sleeping?
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
In our zone?
Looks like it.
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Game Time - FUCK YEAH!
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
swiss best players
Hiller, and Marc Streit
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I don't know...
their chocolate can really give you a lift when you need it!
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
Americans need to settle down.
Swiss are playing a heavy forecheck and a quick breakout. Brave this storm and we should be fine later on as they pull back.
lol hiller almost fucked that up really bad
"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible
Carefull...
watch out for tampering…
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This would be awesome
He is my favorite player (non-blue).
I have not celebrated a pro championship in my life.
Ho. Lee. Shit.
Ryan Miller > Any other goalie in the world right now.
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
i had him on my team in fantasy hockey last year
when he got hurt, i dropped like 6 spots. i learned then just how awesome he is. im a big fan.
I have him this year.
I’m a happy (fantasy) camper!
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
Ho Lee Shit?
Isn’t he the Korean short-track guy?
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
for as awesome as miller has been
when will pat kane show up? every time i see him against the blues, he dominates. hes been rather meh for the States.
no cabbies
in vancouver?
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what line/with who does backes play on?
"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible
Whatever line he feels like.
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
Pictured on left: Jonas Hiller (I believe)

I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
thank god you left a title so i can get that shit out of my eyes
"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible
by Carnie on Feb 24, 2010 2:27 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
no shit
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
Kane is such a bitch good god
Can he not handle the puck if someone touches him?
Not afraid to nitpick
They are a bitter and angry group of people
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
Who the hell to root for later tonight????
I hate the fuck detroit connection to Canada but Russia is……well……Russia dammit
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
Root for Canada
so we can beat them again!
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
who would we rather play?
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
So I have a blank US sweater (the 1960 look a like)
I was thinking about if I wanted to get it personalized. But I already have a Backes, and I think if I were to get an EJ it’d have to be a Blues one.
Would it be wrong to put Ryan Miller on it?
(X-factor: Miller is my last name.)
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
I would be ok with that since it is your own name....
as long as you don’t tell anybody else on why it is that way. But I would wait until we get a medal just to be safe
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
Johnson's puck/body control gets better every game he plays I'm pretty sure
He’s got that extra .5 second not many guys have.
Not afraid to nitpick
swiss remind me of blues against hawks in payne's first game
came out with a crazy fast pace that they cant keep up. ice tilting in our favor.
CLANG-CLANG-CLANG went the slapshot...
damn-damn-damn went the crowd!
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
ping
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
Actually worth two lottery first round picks?
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
That was a rough trade
I imagine Boston would have picked Kessel over Lucic without that crazy offer.
Not afraid to nitpick
"Big" David Backes
does not sashe (sp.?)
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
Chaser. It's francais.
…uh…no, I don’t dance at all! [chugs beer and scratches his balls]
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
Miller needs to engage him in a yo-mama battle
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
It's actually rather...what's the word?
Neutural?
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by J-Mill on Feb 24, 2010 2:38 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Hiller? I barely know 'er!
Thank you, be sure to tip your GT vendors!
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
Jeezus
Is this the worst ice surface in North America?
High school games in Wisconsin have better ice.
WTF do canadians do? Take out their tiny dicks and piss all over it?
Maybe they can ship in some of that great Edmonton ice?
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
You think they dont do that in Wisconsin too?
Plus they do ALL their practices on the same surfaces AND they dont have a staff of 10 and $500,000 budget.
by Rich of GASL on Feb 24, 2010 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
Good first period, a couple notes I liked
1. This team sure as hell isn’t afraid of blocking a shot. Gotta love that.
2. Got the majority of the looks, that’s good.
And… that works for now.
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On the other hand...
I can’t say I approve of the way Wilson is handling shifts. Looks like the top two lines are getting more shifts than usual. Backes’ line only had like 5 shifts, and the third line didn’t have many more than that.
by PersonalJustice on Feb 24, 2010 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
I do agree with this
US’s strength is that they basically have 4 lines of equal talent. They can throw any line at any time.
Maybe we’ll see more of the Backes and 3rd line this period.
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I may not be here for the 2nd intermission, so here's your Patriotic Entertainment for today!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q65KZIqay4E
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
what's with the sleeping Vick's commercials on the NBC online feed
dayum, hit the pause button on that shit
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
I like how they run the games
No commercials during the game and 15 mins of them during intermission…..when im going to the bathroom and getting a drink anyway
STL
NBC online
is playing like the same 4 commercials over and over with erratic pauses.
Wierd
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i really like this british columbia commercials
a bunch of kinda famous people — the whore from that tv show, that one lady singer, the guy from that one movie, the gay guy on that tv show and michael j fox.
gotta love ryan reynolds though
dude is fucking hysterical
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
Game on, my fellow Americans!
Assumming Doc isn’t here (is she?)
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
much like
this jr chicken sandwich from arby’s
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
Dr. Feel-good = painkillers?
I’d imagine the IOC wouldn’t like hearing about it on their broadcast.
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
When you take a stupid penalty in the offensive zone,
the Terrorists win.
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
PP
No dance
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
that little PP dance
with the arms is fucking stupid…just god damned stupid, i was embarrassed when i went to the game against the caps
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Pictured, the Swiss penalty committer:

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Paul Stastny is teh suckzore
At least right now
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
Is it just me?
Or is this the first shift for Backes in the 2nd?
by PersonalJustice on Feb 24, 2010 3:06 PM CST reply actions
No they weren't
But nobody on team USA is really lighting it on fire at the moment.
by PersonalJustice on Feb 24, 2010 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
ya gotta remeber
backes is playing on the 4th line. hes not going to get a ton of ice time. plus, olympic rules mean a 13th forward dresses. you have a bad shift or two, theres a extra guy ready to go.
It's not just Backes
His whole line hasn’t been out there, and not a lot of the third line either. And through the first 3 games, the 3rd and 4th lines were getting solid ice time.
by PersonalJustice on Feb 24, 2010 3:12 PM CST up reply actions
working on those awkard teenage blues??
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
Depends....
if you mean for a ratings grab for the final it’s been excactly what the networks want
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
Look at the early years of the men's tournament....
Canada was winning by similar scores back then and the rest of the world caught up. Blowouts in the formative years isn’t the only criteria for keeping a sport
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
Had a lot to do with non-USA countries not wanting to build baseball/softball stadiums
Not afraid to nitpick
That and other factors.....
not only blowouts though. To use the lack of competition theory luge would have been gone in 1984 or 1988 because of German dominance
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
Which was a cop out....
look at the USA record in the Sydney Olympics…..other reasons were at play there
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
After 16 years it happened with the men's
Does anyone think there’s a chance in hell that the rest of the world comes close in 2014?
Not afraid to nitpick
Honestly....
Close no…..closer yes
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
I'm just sayin
If after 2014 it’s still 18-0 knockouts, I doubt it’s kept around and for good reason.
Not afraid to nitpick
And again I say look at the early results involving Canada...
they were winning games worse than that during the early days of men’s hockey. I can’t imagine you would say that men’s hockey should have been discontinued back after 1932.
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
different era
things cost more money. its expensive to fund those programs and all that jazz. just saying.
EJ SAVES THE DAY!!!
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
EJ!!!!!
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
Fantastic play by EJ!
Breaking News: I'm currently in the process of writing "I will not say and/or type "that word" 1,000 times.
"The long stick of Erik Johnson..."
aaawwwwwwwww, yeah!!!
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what happened
i need play by play damnit
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Beauty of a hip check there
Plageresque
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
HOLY SHIT A FLIP!!!
10 points!
"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible
Johnson and Johnson: Brings tears to your eyes!
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DAVID BACKES MAD

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And fuck. Now my laptops running out of battery.
I guess I’ll just have to hope for the best. I hope Backes murders someone.
The Swiss play like Nashville and the Wild
Clog your own zone, wait for odd-man breaks.
So annoying.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
Shots: 32-8. Score: 0-0
That doesn’t sound promising at all.
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GOAL???
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
Goal??????
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
ummmm... wow
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
no goal
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
At the goallinejust when it turns 0.0
FUCK!
Breaking News: I'm currently in the process of writing "I will not say and/or type "that word" 1,000 times.
Fuckign shit.
Pierre: No, that’s no goal.
Edzo: Yeah, we know that.
Hope Edzo kicks his ass later.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
he was telling the US bench...forgot his mic was on.
by Rich of GASL on Feb 24, 2010 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
Bullshit he was
Pretty sure he just said that because he could tell Edzo was annoyed.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
It's in Hillers head though
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
shitfuckassfuckcockfuckmothafuckafuckI'dLoveToWithdrawAGoalFromMySecretSwissBankAccount
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
he plays
for nashville
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That is LITERALLY the closest you can come to scoring!
I have rehearsal at 4 – I will NOT be able to concentrate if we don’t score at least once before then.
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
No go
I was already late after the Canada game.
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
Unlikely,
but let’s just say it would reflect quite poorly on myself.
It’s one thing for Blues games ‘cause I get text messages with any update – I’d be in the dark today until at least 6 – maybe until 11!
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
I have a very bad feeling about this...

I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
Sorry Im late.....
Just woke up….
So from what Ive seen so far I can take away 3 things so far…..
1. Just like the Blues…..SHOOT THE DAMN PUCK!!!!!….quit gettin pass happy on the PP…
2. Jack Johnson sucks…….the guy looks like hes skating in place and hes made some BAD decisions with the puck….
3. EJ is a fucking stud…….
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"If upon Decepticon turf you happen to tumble, look out robot cause here comes Rumble!!"
Back to the game, we are!
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
what....Like 50 to 1???
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"If upon Decepticon turf you happen to tumble, look out robot cause here comes Rumble!!"
PARISE!!!!!!
FUCK YEAH!!!
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
AMERICA!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"If upon Decepticon turf you happen to tumble, look out robot cause here comes Rumble!!"
The Swiss got a roundhouse to the face.

Former Mizzourah.net asshat
by Big Head on Feb 24, 2010 3:44 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
gotta go now!
don’t blow this thing, guys!
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Fuck, that went in
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need info
not panic talk
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Here comes the screw job
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
I have a bad feeling this is a 1-1 game
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it's not....
that was clear
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
Oh fuck, I'm wrong, thank god.
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why the fuck didnt that count?
"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible
for those without a feed, here's what happened
swiss beat miller and hit the post, skidded along the goal line. light went on, but play kept going on. then the americans scored, but the goal was waved off because of kesler interference. they reviewed the swiss play and decided no goal. 1-0 USA
i didnt' punch him in the head ref
his helmet came flying off on it’s own
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
Notice the call was from an official from....
Slovakia…….
And Europe fucks us again……
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"If upon Decepticon turf you happen to tumble, look out robot cause here comes Rumble!!"
do they not realize
we saved their asses, and building a missile protection site to shoot down russia
Pujols takes out "I" in BIG and "A" in MAC, previously considered to be an unyielding, consonant threat
No its always....
what have you done for us lately with them…..
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"If upon Decepticon turf you happen to tumble, look out robot cause here comes Rumble!!"
holy blowjob batman
swiss came about as close as you can come to a goal
puck walking that goal line
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
I almost woke the baby three times there
Hte to say it it WAS a penalty, shot to the head is an auto penalty in intenational play
Baltimore Blast - 6-time MISL/NISL Champions
Let's go Blues!
THANK THE FUCKING LORD THE ROOMMATES ALL LEFT
I was about to fucking kill someone, they are SO annoying.
"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible
Let's Roll

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
by spectr17 on Feb 24, 2010 3:55 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
*groan
I hear one coming from down the hall
GO THE FUCK AWAY YOU’RE ANNOYING AS FUCK
"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible
Hiller looked like....
Bozo the clown doing that jugling act…..
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"If upon Decepticon turf you happen to tumble, look out robot cause here comes Rumble!!"
I'd agree with the rolling assessment if we were up by two or three now
but we aren’t so…
I’m still fucking nervous.
Ill get on that......
Iron or Rust???
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"If upon Decepticon turf you happen to tumble, look out robot cause here comes Rumble!!"
dude's shoulder popped out, trainer popping it back in
lindenbacher?
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
Had a separated shoulder in high school during football practice.
Coach popped it back in by leaning me against the field goal post and pushed me. That only hurt a little bit.
/still cries
Former Mizzourah.net asshat
he doesnt want to blow the arena up yet.....
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"If upon Decepticon turf you happen to tumble, look out robot cause here comes Rumble!!"
Got the StL GT stickers in the mail.
Thanks to whoever mailed those to me.
Former Mizzourah.net asshat
whoever wrote on the envelope has some cool ass hand writing
"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible
Alright hurry it up.....
I gotta hit the head and its getting harder to hold it……
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"If upon Decepticon turf you happen to tumble, look out robot cause here comes Rumble!!"
damn it ......
quit it with the whistles….
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"If upon Decepticon turf you happen to tumble, look out robot cause here comes Rumble!!"
Really
Wife and I had the same reaction, was someone there squealing like a pig?
Baltimore Blast - 6-time MISL/NISL Champions
Let's go Blues!
by UIWWildthing on Feb 24, 2010 4:10 PM CST up reply actions
Soooo Wisss Pig pig pig!!!!!
it was a Swiss pig call…
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"If upon Decepticon turf you happen to tumble, look out robot cause here comes Rumble!!"
Linesman staring at the puck ON the net.
Thanks for the extra 4 seconds off the clock.
Former Mizzourah.net asshat
Empty Net coming up
Time to ice this one
Baltimore Blast - 6-time MISL/NISL Champions
Let's go Blues!
Girlfriend thinks I'm being a nice guy and leaving for work after she gets home so I can see her for a minute.
Don’t have the heart to tell her I’m just here for the hockey game.
Former Mizzourah.net asshat
empty net bishes
backes on
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
by ilikeboyes on Feb 24, 2010 4:12 PM CST via mobile reply actions
SO CLOSE!
Also love the line by Doc Emrick about the 6th attacker – “Hockey’s version of Russian Roulette”
Baltimore Blast - 6-time MISL/NISL Champions
Let's go Blues!
The Blues?
How many times this damn year?
Baltimore Blast - 6-time MISL/NISL Champions
Let's go Blues!
by UIWWildthing on Feb 24, 2010 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
HERE WE COME SEMIS!
Parise once again coming up big
Baltimore Blast - 6-time MISL/NISL Champions
Let's go Blues!
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!
Now i can go piss!!!!!!!
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"If upon Decepticon turf you happen to tumble, look out robot cause here comes Rumble!!"
PARISE AGAIN!!!!!
cane we pleeeeease have him?
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
by ilikeboyes on Feb 24, 2010 4:15 PM CST via mobile reply actions
USA! USA! USA!
VICTORY DANCE!!!
"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible
We're going to at least play for a medal
Either Crosby or Ovechkin won’t be able to say that tonight…
Baltimore Blast - 6-time MISL/NISL Champions
Let's go Blues!
movin on up
fuck canada
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
by ilikeboyes on Feb 24, 2010 4:16 PM CST via mobile reply actions
That was a back-breaking loss.
by PersonalJustice on Feb 24, 2010 4:18 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Well...
Finland or the Czech Republic
Baltimore Blast - 6-time MISL/NISL Champions
Let's go Blues!
by UIWWildthing on Feb 24, 2010 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
Could be the Czechs......
just have to wait and see…..
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"If upon Decepticon turf you happen to tumble, look out robot cause here comes Rumble!!"
so
it has to be a bracket and not a reseed if we get whatever winner of that game
A strong anvil fears no hammer
by Childhood Trauma on Feb 24, 2010 4:52 PM CST up reply actions
fuck
Ryan Miller’s mask is awesome.
"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible
Ha... it's always fun
when your boss catches you watching the game (to which I had been watching the past couple of hours and not working)… and you think you are caught… and he gets pissed…
Because you didn’t tell him it was on. Then he proceeds to watch the last 15 minutes with you. Along with your other 4 bosses who walk by your office and wonder what you are doing.
HA
USA USA USA!!!
Its weird... half the year my blood is red... but then the other half... it's blue... hm...
Niiiiiice.
My boss walked right past last night as I was watching CAN-GER, and didn’t say a word – because it was after 5pm. Couldn’t get away with that during Regular Business Hours, though.
Yeah
I was suppose to be encoding some footage. They saw the video on my other screen and figured I was.
It has been paused for the past 3 hours or so. Apparently they must have thought that it doesn’t encode real time or whatever, because the same frame of video has been up the entire time.
Its weird... half the year my blood is red... but then the other half... it's blue... hm...
Flurries. Schools closed for the rest of the week.
Ahh, life in the South.
Former Mizzourah.net asshat
That's what my wife says about St. Louis schools.
Then again, she grew up in Lake Michigan lake-effect land.
Just about to leave work . . .
and all I gotta say is . . .
AMMURRIKUH! FUCK YEAH!
"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday." -- Don Marquis
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I’m at work and not looking
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If NBC moved the game after 4pm I’m pisssed
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under 500 comments that sounds bad
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If I watch the Canada game I’m sure there will be talk about the USA game
what do I do
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Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
This is kind of like the Monologue Song by Taylor Swift
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
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