When he was relieved of his duties, they asked him to pack up his stuff quietly and security would see him out. Security got wind he was up to no good. They told him to open his mouth and four pizzas fell out. They ran some tests. The pizzas had been in there since the afternoon before. He said he was saving them for a rainy day.
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