Top 11 Reasons Why I Was Asked Aboard At St. Louis Game Time
11. Viva El Birdos staff thought I said the word "fuck" too much . . . Game Timers: impressed
10. There can never be enough pasty white people on a writing staff
9. Site needs more 1990's music references
8. Leaders of the site and staff figured I needed something to do on the six nights I'm not bowling
7. Apparently one Macoupin County native wasn't enough
6. Staff needed one more person whose job was boring enough to waste time here
5. The new guy always brings the donuts to staff meetings . . . hey, WAIT JUST ONE DAMN MINUTE!
4. More sentences involving terms such as "Douchetastic Fuckweasel" and "Assburger Shithead" were needed in actual articles rather than in a mess of Game Day Threads
3. Staff needed someone who dislikes the Blackhawks more than they dislike the Red Wings . . . you know, to balance things out
2. Two words: Blackmail. Photos.
1. Well, obviously SOMEONE was drunk . . . .
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Pasty? That looks like my Halloween costume when I went as Crisco….
by DoctorMyBrainHurts on Mar 13, 2010 9:36 AM CST reply actions
You forgot
the most obvious
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
And what's the most obvious reason?
I thought I had it covered . . . LOL
The Throwdown Lowdown, only on The Bluenote Zone . . . I punch you hard.
St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
I thought
it was obvious
The more cheap labor writing words, the less others have to write.
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
Oh damn . . .
didn’t think of that! We’ll put that at #12 on the list.
The Throwdown Lowdown, only on The Bluenote Zone . . . I punch you hard.
St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
All Hail King Donut the First...
Back in my day, those donuts would have come from Jubelt’s on the corner of Main Street and Elm, across the street from McKay’s and kitty-corner from the bank.
Mmm… cheese pockets after Mass with Father Griffin at St. Michael’s on Sundays.
Good to have you aboard officially, T-Money.
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 13, 2010 10:21 AM CST reply actions
Yeah, Jubelt's closed when I was in high school.
I couldn’t even tell you what it is now . . . I think a video store? Hell, I don’t know. Most of the birthday party cakes for my sister, brother and I came from there until it did shut down. They still have a place in Litchfield. The donuts are excellent there.
Oh, childhood. You came and went way too fast.
The Throwdown Lowdown, only on The Bluenote Zone . . . I punch you hard.
St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
Back in the day in St. Ann
it was Dunkin Doughnuts across from Krogers on the Rock Road. French Crullers were the shizzle along with the blond who had the best boobies smile. Now if we talking pasties pastries, it was the Swiss Bakery on the corner of Cypress and Rock Rd. Their cream horns drew a line every morning.
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
T-T-T-T-T MONEY!!!!!!
YAYA!!!!!! I’m excited for this.
I’m pasty white as well… and if I look tan in any sense of the word, well thats the jaundice.
"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible
"There can never be enough pasty white people on a writing staff"
If that is a requirement, I should be the game time president.
T-Money
Congratulations on the new position.
Pasty? You ain’t seen my Caspar the Ghost legs yet. A cop told me I needed to cover my shit up this morning at the 7/11 store. It was hideous he said and I needed to think of the chillens.
Fuck Hossa just scored and the Blackhawks take the lead 2-1 late in turd against Philly. FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS!!!
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
Welcome King
Dude, this is outstanding news. I give it 4 Camaros and a bag of pork rinds.
BBBBLLLLEEEEAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH’s all around!
King, I too hate the Blackhawks more than Detroit. Always have and seriously always will.
King, bring the noise and never skimp on the funk my friend.
North Co! North Co! North Co!
For The King
King, I wanted to share a video from the pride of Sacramento. They are called “Hoods”. Punishing band. Insane intensity. Here’s the video for The King Is Dead. I mean nothing by this. It is a song I often listen to during my pregrame runs and weightlifting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6X3grJcF8s
North Co! North Co! North Co!
THE KING IS FUCKING DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No offense taken. Holy shit that’s intense!
The Throwdown Lowdown, only on The Bluenote Zone . . . I punch you hard.
St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
Bangin!
Doughnuts and Mad Dog 20/20. Perfect combination as always!
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Sweet! Congrats!
Sorry if I missed a big announcement, but are you writing for the paper too, or just the site?
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
I don't think that's totally clear right now.
But I wouldn’t doubt it if an article or two sneaks into the print edition. For now though, it’s just the site.
The Throwdown Lowdown, only on The Bluenote Zone . . . I punch you hard.
St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.

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