Texts From Tonight: How Drunk Is You On St. Pat's?
by gallagher on Mar 17, 2010 11:59 PM CDT
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PrintSt. Patrick's late night!
Woo!
Beers!
Jameson's!
Girls!
Parades!
Arrests!
Time to emulate one of our favorite sites, Texts From Last Night, and let you let us all know how you celebrated today/tonight.
Tell us your stories, text style, ya bunch a drunkards.
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isn't it amazing how fast that hits
you’re fine one minute then puking on the sidewalk on the walk home.
And you thought it was the Blues.
Maybe they were the stresser
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
I got so drunk i agredd to a three some
didnt go down though
I just ate some lunchables, but before i had some cheese peotadle wedges from bedubs,
it was good.
and i had like… a lot
"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible
by Carnie on Mar 18, 2010 12:50 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs
like the parents of a boy who was about to be in a threesome that got broken up by lunchables have so much to be proud of.
we’re all animals, my friend.
The double standard goes our way on this one, don't knock it.
"Millhouse, push 'em down if he's in yer way! Jimbo, go for the face! LOOK!!! Ralph Wiggum lost his shinguard! HACK THE BONE!!! HACK THE BONE!!!"
-Lisa Simpson, Kwik-E-Mart Gougers Goaltender
I'd be ashamed...
… that processed ham and crackers was more appealing than my son.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Uuuhhhh... WINNER.
We all knew there was a freak under that Inglorious Backes T, & the blue- Blues sweater before that, I just don’t think we envisioned this particular type of freak there, Christine. DAMN!
"Millhouse, push 'em down if he's in yer way! Jimbo, go for the face! LOOK!!! Ralph Wiggum lost his shinguard! HACK THE BONE!!! HACK THE BONE!!!"
-Lisa Simpson, Kwik-E-Mart Gougers Goaltender
C'mon, Carnie....
Don’t be a tease.
Though, if I had a nickel for everytime in undergrad everybody got drunk enough to start seriously considering such group-sex shenanigans – just to have everyone puke/pass out/grab their lunchables….Well, I wouldn’t quite have a dollar. But it happened.
This reads like the..
..Deadspin HookUp failure column every Friday.
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong. But that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon
she was kinda quiet...
but the lil tats of Lucky Charms around her box told a different story
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
Oh no,
We now have a picture from an NBA game on the site. What’s next, a “working agreement” with Viva el Birdos?
St. Louis Game Time- The Game Day Guide to St. Louis Blues Hockey- www.stlouisgametime.com
im tremendously hungover
i did however manage to drunkenly post on the fanshot. i blame this season for my antics.
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
by ilikeboyes on Mar 18, 2010 9:11 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
I didn't get drunk at all.
I had rehearsal, then I had to write a paper due this morning – which I have yet to finish.
I did have a Guiness while working on it, though.
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
It's ok.
My St. Pats consisted of a 2.5 hour nap because I hate going out and getting all paranoid about road blocks – my road’s usually on the list, and this county was roadblockin’, so I figured it’d be better just to stay put.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
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