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Erik Johnson and Sean Avery get to know each other Thursday night. What do you think is being said/thought here?

Your best guesses in the comments, if you please.

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really looks like him, & it was in New York? Hmm…

"Millhouse, push 'em down if he's in yer way! Jimbo, go for the face! LOOK!!! Ralph Wiggum lost his shinguard! HACK THE BONE!!! HACK THE BONE!!!"
-Lisa Simpson, Kwik-E-Mart Gougers Goaltender

by Nancy's Boy on Mar 19, 2010 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmmm

Ej: see thaat linesman?

sa: yeah

ej: he already dibs my sloppy seconds

A strong anvil fears no hammer

by Childhood Trauma on Mar 19, 2010 11:16 AM CDT reply actions  

“Keep those gloves glued on, bitch… they’ll help cushion the impact when I throw your ass headlong down the ice…”

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 19, 2010 11:28 AM CDT reply actions  

"Your powers are weak, old man..."

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 19, 2010 11:29 AM CDT reply actions  

Quit squirming Sean

the colonoscopy won’t hurt a bit

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Mar 19, 2010 12:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice Cardigan Sean

PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?

by DanGNR on Mar 19, 2010 12:45 PM CDT reply actions  

I can't think of a caption

but daaaaaamn that is one freaky expression

can you say rape face?

"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on Mar 19, 2010 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

SHUT-UP AVERY…GET ON MY HORSE!!!!

by I_AM_SPARTACUS on Mar 19, 2010 4:56 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL!!!!!!

I know where thats from! XD

"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on Mar 19, 2010 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm guessing something about a large hill and a fractured spine?

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 19, 2010 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Harry, your hands..."

“They’re freezing!”

"Millhouse, push 'em down if he's in yer way! Jimbo, go for the face! LOOK!!! Ralph Wiggum lost his shinguard! HACK THE BONE!!! HACK THE BONE!!!"
-Lisa Simpson, Kwik-E-Mart Gougers Goaltender

by Nancy's Boy on Mar 19, 2010 5:15 PM CDT reply actions  

and to finish the Windsor knot

you give it a good tug Sean. Just like this.

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Mar 19, 2010 8:16 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Sean: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!"

Linesman: “You’re a pussy, Sean.”

Eeej: “WINNER!”

St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.

by Donut King on Mar 20, 2010 1:10 PM CDT reply actions  

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