Top 11 Things "New" Blackhawks Fans Say on their First Trip to DrinkScotch

by J-Mill on Mar 30, 2010 1:14 PM CDT

11. "44 is scratched? I thought Chris Pronger was your captain?"

10. "You know what this place needs? More hot chicks in pick jerseys!"

9. "Wait, didn't Brett Hull play for the 'Hawks in the '60s?"

8. "Who's that guy with the Towel counting goals? I wish we had that!"

7. "The biggest key to the game will be shutting down Paul Kariya - he's a beast!"

6. "What do you mean you don't have Old Style on tap?"

5. "You guys should thank Patrick Kane for playing so well in the Olympics!"

4. "I don't care that the Blues are kicking our ass - blahblahblah Jay Cutler!"

3. "I just got back from my anger management class with Ed Belfour."

2. "What are you talking about? What does Jonathan Toews have to do with puking?"

And number 1...

1. "Fuck this is boring - anyone know the Cubs score?"

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12. I thought everyone was generally rude during the anthem. I guess it’s just us.

PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?

by DanGNR on Mar 30, 2010 1:48 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

See, I'm a Cubs AND Bears fan

buuut I’m not going to say your statements are lies reguarding them.

Course, both the Bears and Cubs aren’t very good right now, so my streak of “following blah teams” seems to be going through quite well this year.How I miss the 90’s (even if I was only 2-11), atleast then I had the Bulls to follow.

Breaking News: I'm currently in the process of writing "I will not say and/or type "that word" 1,000 times.

by Novacain on Mar 30, 2010 3:32 PM CDT reply actions

The Cubs suck...

…but I’ve always been a Bears fan, all the way back to when Gale Sayers and Dick Butkus were playing for ’em.

Everyone in my family except me is a Cubs fan, so I’ve always pulled for the Sox (and the Redbirds, of course) just to piss ’em off.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

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by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 30, 2010 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions

My sports fandom has completely sucked

I was born in 1988, I’m a Cubs fan (self explanatory), Blues fan (also self explanatory), Bears fan (born 2 years after their SB if my memory is correct), and IU fan (one year after their last national title). The only high point I’ve had is the Bulls, but I was too young to really appreciate what they were doing.

Breaking News: I'm currently in the process of writing "I will not say and/or type "that word" 1,000 times.

by Novacain on Mar 30, 2010 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions