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Tuesdays With Hildy: Me Tarzan, you hockey fan?


Yes, more Americans are fans of professional football than any other sport.  Unfortunately, only 31% of Americans consider themselves fans of ice hockey.  Out of those fans, though, a very sizable percent are women (by default, number wise more women are football fans than hockey fans, but if I remember correctly a larger percentage of hockey fans are female than are football fans).  We have a few lady fans floating around these parts.  All of my friends that I have turned on to hockey since I've moved down here have been girls.  The number of female fans are so prevalent that the Washington Capitals even have a ladies' website, Club Scarlet.  The photos of Mike Green are delish.

Honestly though, women hockey fans don't care about the sport for the guys.  Yes, we might be able to look at, say, David Backes and go "well, he's nice looking."  But that's not why we like him.  We know his stats, we know his propensity to try to kill Canadian Olympians.  Puckbunnies like the guys because they're hot, rich, and have a big... um... car.  They're groupies.  They're the girls you see at games in January looking like they just wandered in off of a streetcorner.  You know they're cold, and probably miserable, but they think they're hot shit, because every guy in the arena is looking at them.  Yeah. there might be some lust in there, but 95% of those guys are probably thinking "God, what a dumbass.  It's 15 degrees outside.  Puckbunny."

Women fans love the sport.  There's a reason behind it.

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Let me begin this with a disclaimer for those of you readers who are not regulars.  I hate pink jerseys.  I really abhor puckbunnies.  Girls who prattle on about how hot so and so is make me want to throw things.  I am absolutely not one of those people.  I like the stats, the grace, the grit, the speed, and the fun of hockey.  I had a crush on Mario Lemeuix and Patrick Roy when I was a kid not because they were cute (my GOD, look at Roy's hair in the early 90s), but because they were amazing hockey players.  The things I was seeing on the ice were mesmerizing.  Is Roy batshit crazy?  Duh.  Do I want to marry him?  Hell no.  Can I get into an argument with you about why he's a better goalie than Brodeur?  Absolutely.

Why?  Why are there so many women (and admit it, there are quite a few) who blog for hockey websites?  Look at the roll call on some sites like The Hockey Writers and Hendrick's Hockey.  Lots of the people who cover the teams are women, and they write some good stuff.  What is it about this sport (and I guess sports in general, though I'm not sure how this applies to stuff like golf and basketball)?  Honestly, it's just basic psychology.

Men and women look for particular characteristics in a mate.  Men, and I'm NOT being stereotypical with this, look for younger women.  They can bare children, obviously, and their kids have a higher chance of being healthy.  Women, look for older men (usually) who can provide long term for their children.  Usually they have a stable job and have a large income by modern standards.

But let's look at some non-modern standards as well.  In the wild, how do rams compete for mates?  How about alpha male gorillas?  They impress the lady primates by beating the hell out of smaller little monkeys, much like David Backes did to Jonathan Toews.  How many ladies looked at Toews and went "Da-mn!  That little guy over there throwing up?  I am SO impressed by that"?  If you did, don't admit it.  Please.

No, women are impressed by the guys who can defend their territory, and by defending that territory by proxy means that the women will be defended.  Yes, I know that Cam Janssen won't drive me home and walk me to my front door after a game just because he tried to kill Steve Ott.  But him standing up at home, defending "his territory" from a lesser rival and winning, well, ladies like that.  People like that.  No one's going to bitch that Janssen fought on home ice.  Next time that happens, look around at the people in the seats - every single person is standing.  But really look closer at that crowd.  Who's cheering the loudest?  Who're the ones yelling "Kick his ASS, Cam!"?  Yep.  Women.

Most women like to pretend we dislike violence.  My friends who go to games with me are the exception, especially my best friend, who is the most violent hot chick you will ever meet.  But we're really genetically wired to approve of fighting, especially when territorial claims are at stake.  Some women look at this and want to land an easy mate (for a night), and that's probably a personality thing.  Most puck bunnies I've met aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.  Women who are bright enough to understand basic rules, statistics, and ability, well, they're hockey fans, and they're using their evolutionary traits for good, not pink jersey evil.

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 the NHL fan base is the most affluent and well educated of the four, making the expensive full season ticket package a possibility for many. ….

“We know that the number of season ticket holders who bail out of their season package during their first two years is high relative to those who drop out later,” says Perez. “If we can hang on to a customer for five years, we believe we will have him for a long while.”

…survey efforts—revealed that most were computer literate, liked to travel, and loved to play golf. In addition, virtually all were eager to receive more residual value for their season ticket investment

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by Childhood Trauma on Mar 9, 2010 3:49 PM CST reply actions  

Interesting.

Not surprisingly, though, that makes sense. I’d crack open one of my 10 psych books behind my desk, but debate practice is almost over and I have to go utilize one of my season tickets.

Which I guess makes me smart and rich. SCORE. No, just kidding… I do find that study interesting, especially residual value for the investment. I wonder what they considered “value,” the perks like town halls and media guides, or an actual winning record and a successful team?

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Mar 9, 2010 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Hildy

This is one of your better write-ups.

Of all the people that I have turned onto hockey, I would say half were women. (of course, this is a small sample size, as it is 4 people that regularly go to games now, and 2 of em are women.)

and one of them, my niece (19 at the time), attended one of Cam’s 1st games in St. Louis, he kicked Asham’s ass all over the ice.

You know what she did after the game? Bought a Cam Janssen jersey and wore it the rest of the weekend.
She kept in touch with me a lot more after that talking about Blues hockey. Her xmas present was, of course, another Blues game this year.

Oh, and on the Sweden trip (man was THAT a long time ago now), a LOT of the fans traveling with the group over there were women. There were mom/daughter pairs, as well as best friends, and even sisters. It was a joy to see the variety of folks that went on the trip.

Thanks for the read, I enjoyed avoiding work. /jk

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by DanGNR on Mar 9, 2010 4:48 PM CST reply actions  

Aw, thank you!

That means a lot, because I’ve been having some Holmstrom’s Ass sized writer’s block for about a month and a half. Other than the trade deadline, I’ve been at a total loss for articles. I feel like I’m seriously slacking, but my brain has just been fried.

You know, it’s funny that you guys keep bringing up Cammer… I’m considering investing in a 55 jersey myself, and usually I’m not a huge enforcer gal. Cam’s just so… so… nice. Of course, most of them are, but he’s a goofy nice. It ads to his character. That, and his twitter feed holds great promise.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Mar 9, 2010 5:07 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Why is it

that the ‘enforcers’ are some of the nicest and funny guys.
Listening and reading stuff Cam has said leads me to believe he’ll be in broadcasting someday like Chaser.

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.

It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder

by luvhockey on Mar 9, 2010 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Amen, sister!

LOL. Being female, then yes…I’ll admit that I like Paulie Walnut’s ass. But. I’m much happier when he skates up the ice and either scores or lays on a perfect pass for someone else.

I’ve ALWAYS loved sport. Football – soccer – was my game before I discovered hockey. I needed something though – because soccer was just so…anaemic. Then ice hockey came along – and I fell in love with the speed and the skill, the passion, the energy. Hell, to discover that at games you guys don’t segregate fans was a real eyeopener. My own experience at the Ducks and Kings games in January was a case in point. I LOVED the fact that I was sitting next to Ducks fans…or there in a group of Kings fans…yes, you get taunted but it’s all in fun.

Do I fit the profile of a hockey fan? Not sure. I live on my own – by choice. Have my own flat…employed on a reasonable income – it’s certainly not a fantastic income because I live in the lowest paid area in the Country but I get by. And what am I doing now? I’m saving. Saving madly for a return trip to the States to watch more hockey next year. Man, I just can’t get enough of it. If someone gave me the opportunity to move to the States, I’d accept in a heartbeat – I totally fell in love with the US.

And I’ve gone off at a tangent – sorry. Although – the choice of name and number for my first Blues jersey might just tell you a lot: Janssen. 55. LOL

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by drfrankentweed on Mar 9, 2010 4:52 PM CST reply actions  

Great, great read Hildy

I’ve been a fan since my first game at age 5 (y’all know that story). I love the grace and precision of skating and puck handling combined closely with the bone crunching checks.

As Doc said—
Do I fit the profile of a hockey fan? Or the all sports all the time fan? Probably less so than many other females, especially now. A married, middle aged (OMG I am aren’t I) taxi driver for the kids mom of 2.

I’m with you on the pink jersey or sports shirts of any kind. I can’t stand those pink Cardinals shirts.
I only own 1 pink shirt actually.

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.

It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder

by luvhockey on Mar 9, 2010 9:52 PM CST reply actions  

I ordered a World Series Champs hat a while back...

… it was the women’s hat, and on-line I couldn’t tell that it had pink accents. I got it, and I was soooooo pissed off. I think I’ve worn it twice to games down here, mostly to irritate Braves fans and their “Oooooh, divisional pennants!” whatever they have going on.

But thank you for the compliment! I wish I would have had more time to do some actual research for it before I had to go rush off for another boring-tastic Thrashers “stand here with our thumbs up our asses and lose” game.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Mar 9, 2010 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

The reason I love hockey so much is because it’s fucking hilarious to me.

"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on Mar 9, 2010 11:48 PM CST reply actions  

its hockey and baseball for me

baseball for the strategy, hockey for the sheer barbaric action, gets me in trouble sometimes

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by DESTROYER on Mar 10, 2010 6:59 AM CST reply actions  

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