Wednesday links: Thanks for nothing Coyotes edition

by averagejoe on Apr 28, 2010 5:00 AM CDT

One damn game, that's all I wanted you to do — win one damn game. Yet another hockey team I pull for comes up short when it matters.

Blues news

On Sunday you can hang out with Kelly and David Backes and help out the Humane Society. [Blues]

Hockey news

Derek Zona argues the Canucks have the worst fans in Canada — and this is the team I have to pull for to beat Chicago? Ugh. [From The Rink]
I think we need to realize, the Detroit machine runs on our hate. We must ignore them, and then they will go away. [TSN]
The NHLPA is set to honor Ted Lindsay. [ESPN]
The NHL won't discipline Duncan Keith after squirting a fan with a Gatorade bottle. Good move, it was just a guy having fun with a fan. [ESPN Chicago]
Shane Doan had a bad, bad shoulder injury. [ESPN]
Several sens will be going under the knife. [TSN]
Jaroslav Halak won a playoff game so, of course, the Canadian media compares him to Patrick Roy. [TSN]
Ian Laperriere, one of my old favorites, is done for the year after taking a puck to the face. [Philadelphia Inquirer]
Marc Savard can resume playing hockey. Hopefully he keeps his head up. [Stanley Cup of Chowder]

Other links

Oh the things you can do with Gummi Bears. [Pic]
Take a trip back in time — make any Web site (fuck you new AP Style) look like it did back in 1996. [Geocities-izer]
The best "The Big Lebowski" mashups around the interwebs. [Urlesque]
Some pretty awesome minimalist superhero posters. [Screen Rant]

Video

From Matt (Can I call you Matty?) comes Ewok Karaoke. Holy shit is this weird.

Ewok Karaoke from Rob Tyler on Vimeo.

Those little bears be crazy.

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FUCK Detroit

Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Apr 28, 2010 5:56 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs

The Red Wings are good.

by dewman8810 on Apr 28, 2010 7:19 AM CDT up reply actions

get out

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Apr 28, 2010 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions

Who cares?

Fuck Detroit.

St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.

by Donut King on Apr 28, 2010 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions

kill him?

If you have a donkey and i have a chicken and your donkey ate my chickens feet what would you have.... 2 feet of my cock in your ass!! haha

by bleedblue2009 on Apr 28, 2010 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions

No shit.

I can dislike someone who is good at their job. I can recognize that Detroit is good, see their work ethic, and begrudgingly respect what that team has accomplished. However, I can still reserve the right to say fuck Detroit.

Ergo, fuck Detroit.

Thrashing the Blues

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Apr 28, 2010 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions

Pretty much sums up why everyone says it.

by Kevin Sellathamby on Apr 28, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions

BANNED FOR LIFE!!!

I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"

by J-Mill on Apr 28, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions

Seconded.

Thrashing the Blues

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Apr 28, 2010 7:52 AM CDT up reply actions

well put

rec’d like my the rest of the playoffs… fuckin sj,van,chi,det…… go apocolypse… or however the fuck you spell it… pissed

If you have a donkey and i have a chicken and your donkey ate my chickens feet what would you have.... 2 feet of my cock in your ass!! haha

by bleedblue2009 on Apr 28, 2010 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions

Devils got ousted in the 1st round (you’re probably enjoying it). Go Alcohol!

by Kevin Sellathamby on Apr 28, 2010 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions

All my teams lost

Who DONT I hate in the playoffs? For me to not completely avoid the stanley cup its gotta be the sharks and caps with the sharks winning it. Everyone else can die, horribly.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Apr 28, 2010 10:05 AM CDT reply actions