Tales from the Crease - 4/3/10 - More Messin With Texas

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Well done, sir.

St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.

by Donut King on Apr 4, 2010 9:17 PM CDT reply actions

Cows go moo...

Q: Why don’t they need gravity in Oklahoma?

A. Because Texas sucks.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Apr 4, 2010 9:44 PM CDT reply actions

Although, I feel it;s only fair to point out...

…that the heat and humidity here in the summertime is every bit as oppressive and shit-knuckle as it is in Texas. Having lived in both places, I know whereof I speak.

Give me a cool mountain breeze and an ice-cold glacier-fed stream at about 9000 feet up in the Colorado Rockies, and I’m good.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Apr 4, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions

Reminds me of an old one

Q: How do I get to Texas?

A: Head south ’till you smell it, then west ’till you step in it.

Lighthouse Hockey: What's wrong with lotteries? I've been in lots of lotteries.

by Dominik on Apr 5, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions

I learned about them got dayum fire ants in TX. Was doing grounds clean up in basic training laying on a sidewalk trimming the grass when my leg lit up on fire. The T.I. was yelling at me to calm my azz down as I did the Curly Shuffle across the parking lot. Shit did them pricks hurt. The bites festered up and itched for days like poison ivy. For such a small insect them bastages are prefect torture on legs.

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Apr 5, 2010 4:54 AM CDT reply actions