You write the caption... Chris Pronger Edition.

by DanGNR on May 12, 2010 12:49 PM CDT

I saw this picture over at Puck Daddy:

Mirror Mirror on the wall...

Seems like a good "You write the caption" pic.

"I am not the same Chris Pronger that gets suspended during the playoffs. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME ?!?! "

Do your magic SLGT readers....

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Prongs: "Hey look, a toothpick. Aren't you just so fucking clever."

St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.

by Donut King on May 11, 2010 10:57 AM CDT reply actions

DAMN IT!

SOMEONE GO GET PRONGER! HE’S ATTACKING HIS REFLECTION AGAIN!!

Barret Jackman is my hero.

Fueled. These new shores burn. Shadow, my sweet shadow, to you I look no more.

Crosby and Malkin. Two girls, one cup.

by BluesTiger on May 11, 2010 11:14 AM CDT reply actions

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it people like me."

St. Louis Game Time

by averagejoe on May 11, 2010 11:37 AM CDT reply actions

I’ve found a way to one up KG’s Headbasket: Headglass

Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on May 11, 2010 11:50 AM CDT reply actions

yea lets see

duncan keith hit my boys now!

A strong anvil fears no hammer

by Childhood Trauma on May 11, 2010 12:39 PM CDT reply actions

This is the worst glory hole experience ever, Carcillo. Switch me places so I can show you how it’s done.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on May 11, 2010 12:47 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 8 recs

No more calls, folks...

We have our winner.

Rec’d like the “Edmund Fitzgerald.”

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on May 12, 2010 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions

Last glory hole experience

It’s not what you think so hold on. I hit this rest stop up near Mojave CA. As I enter I see freakin holes punched into every stall about dick level so the creep can look down at every stall. It looks like some perv used a chisel and hammer to make these holes they are so jagged. I’m talking 15 stalls down so it must have taken the peeper all day and night to smash the holes in. I check the parking lot and under the stalls and no one is around so I hit the last stall hoping the freakazoid isn’t near. I unclip the .45 holster just in case. Sure as shit, as soon as Joey gets let loose some Chester comes loping in out of the bushes outside. I zipped up and yelled FUCK YOU! as I headed out pointing the pistol right at his nether region. Should have shot that MFer. I pulled over and just pizzed in the desert after that.

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on May 12, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions

Your posts are by far my favorite on this site.

"You suck, but at least you know you suck. That's what I like about you." -Brett Hull

by hullnoates on May 12, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions

Wow.

Thanks, B. The gales of November came early.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on May 13, 2010 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions

So, yeah, I was facing the boards like this...

… and Teemu Selanne, of all people, hit me in the numbers and drove my face into the glass. I didn’t forget; Captain Happy never forgets. One of these days, I’ll tell you what I did with the Cup before handing it over to Teemu… but for now, all he knows is that the champagne tasted funny.

by BleedBlue42 on May 11, 2010 1:12 PM CDT reply actions

Will they still suspend me if I feed Carcillo an elbow?

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on May 11, 2010 1:17 PM CDT reply actions