Late Night Poll: Average Joe Edition

by gallagher on May 15, 2010 12:11 AM CDT

Friday was deemed by city leaders to be Average Joe Day here on Game Time. For those of you who need a brief history, averagejoe was a reader who became a respected commenter who became the weekday links guy who became a contributor to the website and paper on top of his links duties. On Friday, he took over the front page showing off his linky skills as well as his comedy chops.

In honor of that, (and to complete the circle) I give you this:

Because dude has the skills to pay the bills.

I also give you this:

Poll

averagejoe is all that is man. Eventually he will:

Take over all this shit and run this site as a theocracy where we all have to pray to him.

3 votes

Leave Game Time for the more lucrative virtual shores of www.ghostbustersforreals.com.

4 votes

Eventually be forced to fight to the death with Poor College Student. No one knows why it is necessary and yet it happens.

23 votes

Be contacted by Jay McClement, who will say only, "Thanks." He will determine that his work is done here and will retire to Arizona.

19 votes

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averagejoe

my good buddy, you are, how shall we say, the tits.

Paul Kariya's hips don't lie and he's starting to feel it's right.

by NateTheGreat. on May 15, 2010 12:19 AM CDT reply actions

Average Joe? More like, ABOVE Average Joe!

…okay, that sucked ass, but then again, I’m not Average Joe.

BTW, I have no idea who I’d bet on, but you better believe I’ll be ringside for the Average Joe/PCS Battle Royale!

I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"

by J-Mill on May 15, 2010 1:08 AM CDT reply actions

man, how many days until next season?

by bzgea2 on May 15, 2010 1:11 AM CDT reply actions

uh oh.

I think I know someone who will end up building the Joe-looking sphinx with his bare back. Best to be on his good side….

SWYD

by gallagher on May 15, 2010 1:19 AM CDT up reply actions

Even I’m rooting for the death match and I know I’d get my ass kicked.

No beer and no TV make Homer...something something.

by Poor College Student on May 15, 2010 1:54 AM CDT reply actions

doubt that

im a pacifist (that means wuss)

St. Louis Game Time

by averagejoe on May 15, 2010 2:04 AM CDT up reply actions

Well then

We’re somewhere between “Snooze Fest” and “Pillow Fight of the Week.”

You start off with the upper hand, I eventually come back with a DDT and a People’s Elbow, you somehow kick out right before 3, I then get reversed into a chokeslam, and you score a pinfall where I lie still for at least 2-3 minutes after while occasionally twitching to provide “realism.”

Wait, to the death, you say? Shit, I’m out of ideas.

No beer and no TV make Homer...something something.

by Poor College Student on May 15, 2010 3:25 AM CDT up reply actions