Drinking Thread!!!!!!!

by Carnie on May 30, 2010 2:26 PM CDT

So I picked up my boxed wine from my friend's place today.

So I am going to drink my boxed wine today.

So I picked up a couple of five hour energies today.

So I decided to make a drinking game thread today.

Yes I am aware that it is Sunday. And no, I do not give a flying fuck, I will kill everyone anyways.

Please join me. Please. And please talk to me.

Alright I have just filled my first canteen of wine.

Yup. Canteen.

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I am wrapping my box wine in news paper so i can just have it sitting out on my dresser

HAHAHA!!!!

"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on May 30, 2010 2:38 PM CDT reply actions

where is everyone? come on! someone else around here doesnt have a life i just know it!

"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on May 30, 2010 3:30 PM CDT reply actions

nhhhh nHHH Nhhh it’s sunday and we got family shit1 well fuck you guts my family sucks!

i love you guys though =)

"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on May 30, 2010 4:35 PM CDT reply actions

Im chilling at work for 2 more hours listening to ~~boring~~ high quality NPR sh programming. Tomorrow is Memorial day, I can’t remember if im off work tomorrow or not. Is mem one of those holidays where everyones off like thanksgiving, or is it one of those fake its a holiday but not really so get back to work holidays like columbus day?

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on May 30, 2010 4:55 PM CDT reply actions

P.S. MadDog 20/20

That is all.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on May 30, 2010 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions

i think you should start drinking right now

"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on May 30, 2010 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions

I think I should keep my job

if you by “right now” you mean “in 2 hours”.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on May 30, 2010 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions

If your hungry

I went to McDonalds last night. Me and my little bro got 50 mcnuggets, 2 large fries, 2 drinks. 15 bucks. Im sick of mcnuggets right now.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on May 30, 2010 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions

my dad made tacos

the way he cut the lettuce made me laugh… it was all strippy

tacos are hard to eat

"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on May 30, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions

Use soft shells

Either microwave the hard taco shells and they will soften up or just toss everything in a soft tortilla shell. Unless you mean its hard to eat cause your drunkface and food falls down.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on May 30, 2010 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions

i like wine

my arms are all nice and soft like tortillas

"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on May 30, 2010 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions

What kind of box wine you drinking?

Also, if you close your eyes does everything spin yet?

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on May 30, 2010 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions

nah just really warm and fuzzy

franzia shit fuck cheap shit fuck boxed shit wine

"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on May 30, 2010 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions

Even though it's in a box,

I still say Franzia > Andre.

by Washoo on May 30, 2010 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions

MadDog>All

Theres some pretty decent bottle wine you can get for dirt cheap instead of resorting to box.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on May 30, 2010 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions

i like it cause it's a lot

i need more than a bottle

"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on May 30, 2010 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions

Apparently you need canteens full

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on May 30, 2010 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions

whaaaaaat up????

second canteen comin up!

"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on May 30, 2010 5:47 PM CDT reply actions

my head still hurts from last night

too many Hangar 24 orange wheats

and the big glowing yellow thing hurts my eyes and head when I go outside

Can I claim an old man handicap?

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on May 30, 2010 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions

NO!!!!

DRINK MOARRRR

THAT’LL MAKE YOU FEELLLLL BETTTER

"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on May 30, 2010 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions

This ones for you carnie enchilada

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on May 30, 2010 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions

that made me crack a smile lol

"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on May 30, 2010 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions

Crack a smile?

That’s it? Imma go to my friends house and barbaque in about 20 minutes.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on May 30, 2010 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions

I thought you;d cathc the pun

crack

like a butt crack lol

oh welll lol

im goig to a party in twenty minutes i’ll let yu now if i end up going up north on an adevnture

"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on May 30, 2010 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions

proctology jokes are not funny

says the 50 year old guy who just got PWNED by his doc.

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on May 30, 2010 7:16 PM CDT reply actions

ok now the sroom is spinning

"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on May 30, 2010 7:21 PM CDT reply actions

Oh man.

I’m tardy to the party, but am drinking now. And watching the Star Wars marathon on Spike.

by haveblue on May 30, 2010 9:52 PM CDT reply actions

Gaaaaaaah, boxed wine!

Just get some Two Buck Chuck – less stigma, better wine. Or, if you must, buy something cheap and fizzy. I’m not encouraging you, I’m just saying it’ll get you tipsier faster.

Oh, the days where I could just drink a few glasses of anything… like when I was probably 10. It would save me money if I could do that now.

Thrashing the Blues

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on May 31, 2010 8:28 AM CDT reply actions

And the teacher of the year award goes to ...

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on May 31, 2010 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions

Cheap and fizzy will make you dizzy...

…and sicker than a friggin’ dog.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on May 31, 2010 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions

So, Miss Carnie... how are you doing today?

Hope all is well with you, and you haven’t ended up in jail, or a hospital, or in a friggin’ ditch someplace.

Chime in and let us know. We’re worried about our Game Time Little Sister.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on May 31, 2010 7:35 PM CDT reply actions

I woke up in a bed with my two good friends

My clothes were still in tact (thank god)

I thought…. “why is does it hurt to breathe?…why do my ribs hurt?!”

So I sat up in the bed and I was trying to remember the night, suddenly I remembered saying, “HEY SHAAAaaaAAAne! I DARE YOU TO PUNCH ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN IN MY STOMACH! I WANNA SEE HOW STRONG MY ABS ARE!!!” he was very intoxicated as well… so yuuup. I remember it almost made me puke.

I took a five hour energy that night so I wouldn’t crash too early. I ended up crashing at 1am anyways… but I had starting drinking at 3pm, so I call this a success.

Also when I got up I was thinking, “my knees have never hurt so bad in my entire life… my bones hurt…. what the fuck… WHY ARE MY FINGERS BRUISED?” Then I remembered.

For those who don’t know. I have tourette’s syndrome. And for those who don’t know, tourette’s + five hour energy = a fucking tic storm. Normally my tics are a facial scrunch and a yelping/scream thing. Now tics change over time, it is not a constant thing, you can always develop new tics, especially temporarily when you take different substances. They can change in the type and severity. So not only did the five hour energy increase the frequency and severity of my normal tics, but I also could not stop clapping my hands together.

I was playing beer pong in the basement with my friends. After every turn I was sprint across the room, hop down to the floor and clap my hands together 3 or 4 times. Then I’d stand up sprint across to a different area and repeat until it was my turn. Of course the whole time I was doing this I would also be screaming and yelping.

And the next morning I was walking around the house checking up on everyone, there were potatoes in plastic bags EVERYWHERE! It was like an easter egg hunt finding them all.

Overall, very fun night.

"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on May 31, 2010 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions

Come to the Meet and Drink

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on May 31, 2010 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions