Miércoles linkos: Cinco de Mayo edition

Hola mi amigos. Feliz Cinco de Mayo! Hoy es la fiesta! Y ahora, los links! 

... And that's enough of the Spanish. Four years in high school, three semesters in college and that's the best I could do.

Azul noticia (Blues news)

• From the great DanGNR: Vote for David Perron. NOW. [TSN]
• Behind Chris Mason, Team Canada beat Team Germany in a meaningless game. [Montreal Gazette]
• Alex Pietrangelo gets some ink spilled about him. [King Township Sentinel]

Hockey noticia

• The Sharks won in overtime putting the Red Wings in a 3-0 hole. Bury them, San Jose. Bury them quickly. [TSN]
• From King Donut the First: NBC is not very good at spotting satire. Bonus Keith Tkachuk is fat reference! [Deadspin]
• Poor College Student found that Battle of Cali likes the great minds at A2M as much as we do. [Battle of California]
• Also from PCS: Patrick Marleau facts. [Battle of California]
• Mr. K is back on his favorite holiday. [Fear the Fin]
• The Penguins have taken back the series. The Pens beat the Canadiens 2-0 and are now up 2-1. [TSN]
• The Kostitsyn brothers are a headache. [TSN]
• The Predators have some flood issues to deal with. I have a lot of family ties to Nashville and have been to many, if not all, of the places under water. I'm shocked that the Cumberland got that swollen. [ESPN]

Otra linkos

• Goats, apparently, are awesome. [Image]
• Read the reviews and look at the customer images for this seemingly ordinary sprinkler. [Amazon]
• Two great things about this story: A fart lede, and an awesomely long sniper shot. [New York Post]
• This may be my last ICP-related link ... however this site made me laugh.[Violent J is John Goodman]

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From NatetheGreat: That's a whole lotta fail.

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Embrace the day, friends. Adios.