Top 11 Euphemisms That Sound Like Darren Pangisms
by gallagher on May 7, 2010 11:49 PM CDT
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Print11. Snapping a bead. (Whoa, T.J. Oshie really snapped a bead there!)
10. Punching the clown. (Oooohhhh, Jay McClement really punched the clown on that one!)
9. The Ol' Wack 'n' Rack. (Howdy do! Chris Mason gave him the ol' wack 'n' rack on that one!)
8. Spilling babies. (How about that? Andy McDonald just spilling babies everywhere with that move!)
7. Snackin'. (Holy jumpin'! Brad Boyes out there snackin' that time!)
6. Charming the snake. (My oh my! Roman Polak just charmed the snake there!)
5. Trying to go blind. (Did you see that? David Perron trying to go blind down in the slot.)
4. Ripping one top shelf. (Self-abusingexplanatory).
3. Ruining Mom's Towels. (Wow! Erik Johnson just ruining mom's good towels with that play!)
2. Checking the thermostat. (Oh me, oh my! Barret Jackman just checked that guy's thermostat down in front of the net!)
1. Giving it the ol' Nine of Hearts. (John, I have to admit it, during the intermission I went down to our offices and game myself the ol' nine of hearts.I'm much more relaxed now, that's for sure!)
From the 12 Fluid Ounces of Gallagher's Brain
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12. Spreading the peanut butter.
(Holy jumpin’! Backes just spread the peanut butter all over [insert Team Canada player here]!)
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
As long as it ain't "packin' the peanut butter..."
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on May 9, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
13. cornhole
t.j. oshie faked top shelf then hit luongo’s cornhole for the score.
A strong anvil fears no hammer
by Childhood Trauma on May 8, 2010 5:55 PM CDT reply actions
14. Beats the Bishop.
(Back when he was in Peoria, he would stay after hours and beat the Bishop in the crease.)
Let's go Blues!!!
by Milo. on May 8, 2010 6:27 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd like a penalty kill with Mike Green.
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
If the bishop's in the crease, then you don't have to beat it...
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on May 9, 2010 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Our Bishop =
the biggest the league’s ever seen!
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
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