Fuck Detroit with a rusty crowbar.
Fuck Detroit with a rusty crowbar tipped with glow in the dark syphilis
Enjoy watching the Stanley Cup Finals from home you cocksuckers, and enjoy that abandoned ship shithole of a city you call home.
To the Sharks, about time, now make the finals and lose the choker labels once and for all.
But above all that: Fuck Detroit. Fuck Detroit. And if you didn't hear: Fuck Detroit.