F-You Friday - Yes We're Bitter Edition

by Brad Lee on Jun 11, 2010 12:00 PM CDT

Well the guy who started F-You Friday is up in the Great White North playing hockey. So I'm new at this. I hope I know how to get this started the right way.Obviously you know where I have to start.

Fuck you Blackhawks for winning the Stanley Cup. Like I could say anything else. And honestly, I don't even feel bad for how petty that sounds. We had kind of come to accept the Red Wings winning a few championships. Didn't like it, but also didn't let us sneak up on us and punch us in the groin. That's kind of what that Chicago championship feels like, a swift blow to the balls. Still stings.

Fuck you Gary Bettman for getting booed with the Stanley Cup. The Cup shouldn't be booed. It's too cool. But when lil Gary comes out with it, the boos rub off on Lord Stanley. And that's a shame. I've booed him the only time I've seen him in person, so I understand the sentiment. It's just a shame that his approval rating and the Cup collide like that.

Fuck you humidity. Swamp ass sucks, and the forecast predicts a whole weekend of swamp ass.

Fuck you oil spill. I love the Gulf of Mexico, shrimp, crabs, crawfish, white sand beaches, the Emerald Coast and vacations to the area. BP, you're fucking up the whole damn thing. Stop. It.

Fuck you Charter Communications. My cable company added more HD channels this week. Was Versus one of them? Hells no. Instead we got Bravo, the Hallmark movie Channel, Lifetime, Disney and Comedy Central. When Lifetime begins broadcasting hockey games, I'll care. Which is never.

Fuck you clock on the wall for not moving faster on a Friday.

And finally, fuck you cancer. Kudos to the thousands and thousands of people who will descend on downtown St. Louis Saturday morning for the Race for the Cure. The Blues have had a nice effort in recent years organizing fans into a big team several hundred strong. And tell the humidity we're onto it.

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Fuck you clock on the wall

rec’d like the clock after i hit it with the sledge hammer

Paul Kariya's hips don't lie and he's starting to feel it's right.

by NateTheGreat. on Jun 11, 2010 12:43 PM CDT reply actions

Fuck you Red Dead Redemption

Why are you so awesome that I have to keep playing you days after you’re due back to Blockbuster? If I don’t finish you by Monday, I have to pay the full price, and I can’t afford that right now – but I can’t not finish you, either!

I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"

by J-Mill on Jun 11, 2010 1:11 PM CDT reply actions

Fuck how the Main Character looks like a less uglier version of Brent Sopel

Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 11, 2010 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions

I was watching game 6 with a couple Hawks fans (real ones, I swear), and they said the same thing

But yeah, fuck Red Dead for that, too.

I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"

by J-Mill on Jun 11, 2010 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions

Can any F-You Friday be complete without a shout out to Bill Laurie?

Fuck him and Dick Thomas.

by BleedBlue42 on Jun 11, 2010 3:30 PM CDT reply actions

I'm with you on the Fuck You to BP.

The level of incompetence is amazing, as is the level of blase-ness (it’s a word now) being shown by the EPA. This is 8 times the size of the Exxon Valdez. DO SOMETHING. I’m tired of seeing photographs of little sea creatures dead because of gross negligence. And this is supposed to happen for at least another month? Are you KIDDING ME?

Thrashing the Blues

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Jun 11, 2010 4:34 PM CDT reply actions

I'm with ya on the whole "Stop it. Now" thing...

…but what, exactly, are they supposed to do?

This is a mile under the ocean, FFS. They can’t drop a couple of frogmen down there to weld the pipe shut, and neither Aquaman nor Namor the Sub-Mariner are available…

I suppose they could just pile a bunch of sand and dirt and rocks and mud on top of the whole shebang… but the oil will leak out through that eventually.

This is just a wretched friggin’ mess.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Jun 11, 2010 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions

And I'm as much a liberal tree-huggin' environmentalist as you'll find... but I sure as hell don't know what to do about this...

…nor am I sure that anyone really knows what to do about this.

As I said, a wretched mess.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Jun 11, 2010 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions

Hello? Duct tape solves everything!

Why has no one thought of that yet?

I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"

by J-Mill on Jun 11, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions

Red Green is still working on a prototype robot...

… that can carry 10,000 rolls of duct tape down to the hole and tape the thing shut.

See, the root problem is that the robot has to work a mile underwater, which means there’s roughly 150 atmospheres of pressure on it. Red tried ordering some of them atmospheres, but couldn’t find any; so they’re trying to test the robot by having a bunch of guys sit on it. And, well, the thing keeps breaking.

by BleedBlue42 on Jun 11, 2010 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs

You sir, have just been rec'd like Red Green's robot!

I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"

by J-Mill on Jun 11, 2010 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions

Put a wedding ring around the leaking oil pipe

it’ll stop putting out for sure

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Jun 11, 2010 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

I'm just freaking frustrated.

I don’t know what they’re supposed to do, but they need to figure something out before there’s not a single shrimp or turtle left in the gulf.

Thrashing the Blues

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Jun 13, 2010 1:18 AM CDT up reply actions

Can I bring college athletics into this?

Now, I know half of you are all Illinois fans, and thus are sitting pretty on wads of Big Ten Network cash right now, but on behalf of our fearless leaders:

FUCK NEBRASKA AND TEXAS, AND FUCK WHOEVER IN THE BIG TEN IS BLACKBALLING MISSOURI.

Now our road trips will have to probably go to Provo, Utah instead of Ann Arbor/Madtown/Columbus. You heard me—for all of its natural beauty, it’s a place that doesn’t sell coffee, let alone booze.

So yeah. Had to get that off my chest.

It's a funny name.

by Turd Ferguson on Jun 11, 2010 7:35 PM CDT reply actions

mizzou started it

maybe if mizzou would actually be good at football instead of just saying it is, other conference would want to roll with the tigers.

St. Louis Game Time

by averagejoe on Jun 11, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions

it is mizzous fault....

they acted like the Big 10 had interest before the Big 10 said a word…….Mizzou shot themselves in the foot….

and now with the Pac 10 ready to become the Pac 16…look for the SEC and ACC to pilage the Big East and a team or two from C-USA, then ND have their hand forced to the Big 10 and Mizzou and Kansas left with either the Mountain West or C-USA………Good luck with that HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this from an ILLINI fan who loves it when the Tigers shoot themselves as opposed to when we have to shoot them!!!!

I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......

"I've got a bad feeling about this..."

by dablues7 on Jun 11, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions

I'm a Leafs fan

but I can participate in Fuck you fridays?

Article1: "I WANT HER TO BE A PRINCESS! THIS MAKES HER LOOK LIKE A SLUT!"

by loser domi on Jun 11, 2010 7:55 PM CDT reply actions

f-you friday

is for everyone

St. Louis Game Time

by averagejoe on Jun 11, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions

Double Mild WeakSauce

So I was gonna go out, probably get obliterated with some friends tonight and drink away an entire hockey season worth of memories. We ended up finding a run of bad parts at the plant so I was working till 7 tonight going through boxes of wheels looking for defects. This in itself isn’t actually that bad, I don’t mind the work and I don’t mind the late hours. I do mind doing all this about 30 feet from diecast which is basically just a row of furnaces melting down metal and shaping them into wheels. I was back there for 6 hours or so today and ive been pounding water down ever since. After 20 minutes of standing there sweat came pouring off me, and my shirt was pretty soaked when it was all done, it was atleast 100 degrees probably closer to 110. I’m just too nuked at the moment to really get some solid drinking done tonight. I’m not saying fuck you work, or fuck you heat im saying fuck you every time of the year.

Winter-Cold but it doesn’t fucking snow in Missouri it just ices the fuck over.
Spring-Allergies like a mother fucker.
Summer-Hot as the devils balls.
Fall-Everything dies, it gets cold and school starts. Fuck you most of all fall.

FUCK YOU YEAR ROUND.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Jun 11, 2010 9:05 PM CDT reply actions

If what I read this week is true then....

Fuck the Catholic Church of St Louis…..

I read somewhere theyve dropped support of the Susan Komen foundation because a small part of their funds go to Planned Parenthood….So the hypocrites wont support an organizations whos only pupose is to stop breast cancer because they help provide health care to women who cant afford it themselves……..

Fuck the Catholic Church and Fuck the Pope……..

I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......

"I've got a bad feeling about this..."

by dablues7 on Jun 11, 2010 9:18 PM CDT reply actions

But... but... every sperm is sacred.

Well, except for the one that mutated into Patrick Kane. That one should have been swallowed.

by BleedBlue42 on Jun 11, 2010 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions

Fuck everything.

I’ve been uncomfortably numb since Wednesday. And it’s not just the booze.

St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.

by Donut King on Jun 12, 2010 12:31 AM CDT reply actions

I've been kind of like that for two months.

I’ve gone out with friends exactly 5 times in that span, because work had me so sour at the end of the school year that at first I didn’t want to bring everyone else down with my bad mood, and then I just kind of shut off so I wouldn’t have to think about things.

F you to the people who keep believing that not selling alcohol on Sundays and not raising the cig tax by 50 cents is a good thing – this state keeps losing revenue, cutting teachers and the lengths of the school year, and then they bitch when they come in dead last in just about every educational ranking EVAH. I guess that’s what happens when you elect a fucktarded Bubba to be in charge.

Thrashing the Blues

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Jun 13, 2010 1:23 AM CDT up reply actions