Tuesday links: Rolling through the week like Wheelchair Cat edition

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guy who wrote it is a real moron…..

we built our team the right way….

You mean by forgetting to send QO’s to your RFA’s making them UFA’s and having to overpay to keep them thus screwing up your CAP situation for years???……

Is there ANYONE thats even remotely smart from or that roots for chicago????

Holy shit, could that guy drink.

A very green rookie wrestler named Hulk Hogan toured Japan several times with Andre and witnessed the Giant’s alcohol consumption first hand. According to Hogan, Andre drank, at a minimum, a case of tall boys during each bus ride. When he finished a can Andre would belch, crush the can in his dinner-platter-sized hand, and bounce the empty off the back of Hogan’s head. Hogan learned to count each thunk, so he could anticipate when Andre was running low. Whenever the bus stopped, it was Hogan’s job to scamper off to the nearest store, buy as many cases of beer as he could carry, and make it back before the bus departed, a sight that never failed to make Andre roar his bassoon-like laugh.

I swear, my kitteh looks just like that one… and mine’s smarter, too.

Ask him who was the Glorious Leader of the Chinese People’s Revolution, and he’ll tell you… “Mao!”

B.

Wheelchair Cat has given me a new name to use for people who annoy me.

“I’m trying to look enraged at the evil done by another man, not angry that they’re out of the Jack Benny Special at MCL Cafeteria!”