Saturday Links: Terrible Internet Connection Edition
The internets is a cruel mistress.
The lesson here: If you aren't staying at your place, make sure your destination has a reliable internet connection before you commit to staying there.
Oh, the hoops I jump through to bring you bastards your links.
Blues News:
- In case we don't bring back one (or both) of Carlo and Weaver, here's JR's complete list of UFA D-men that could be viable replacements.
NHL News:
- Suddenly the Islanders are in on Kovalchuk. Both Puck Daddy and Lighthouse Hockey discuss.
- TSN will be taking a look at the viability of adding another franchise in Canada. Please no more damn expansion.
- With the contracts that Paul Martin and Sergei Gonchar recently signed, On the Forecheck has figured out that Shea Weber will be expensive to retain next off-season.
- Puck Daddy's Russian friend chatted with Volchenkov about his new deal with the Devils.
- Pavel Kubina joins back up with the Lightning.
- Simon Gagne has waived his NTC and might be on the way out of Philly.
- For sale as is: One Sheldon Souray. Take his $5.4 million cap hit and he's yours.
Other Stuff:
- Lindsay Lohan gets punched in the face. A little late, but better late than never, I suppose.
- A safety guide for lighting all of your fireworks.
- Whom shall you telegram? Ghostbusters!
Video:
Another visit from the Napalm Fairy gives us a whole new list of things to call Wings and Hawks fans.
And how can you not include Charlie going America all over everybody's ass on the weekend of the fourth?
Overused, you say? Fuck you, I say.
I'll be at the Lake starting tomorrow through next week so Joe is back for tomorrow while I'll be picking up some time for him sometime in the near future.
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I can only find this thru twitter... wierd
After 5 No-Dozes I feel great.. only except that i can hear my ears.. and I believe that toenails are the funniest thing I have ever seen.
Come Root on the blues at
www.stlouisgametime.com
I had to go through the story archives. It ant the Halak post are not on my front page.
Let's go Blues!!!
by Milo. on Jul 3, 2010 8:37 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
"Oh, the hoops I jump through to bring you bastards your links. "
Where is that F-U Friday link so I can add: Self-proclaimed martyrs…
Let's go Blues!!!
by Milo. on Jul 3, 2010 8:40 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
You're right
I deserved that
No beer and no TV make Homer...something something.
by Poor College Student on Jul 3, 2010 11:13 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Hey now
PCS and Joe slave over a hot internet all day to bring you fresh links.
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.
Kovalchuk to Isles makes sense for a couple reasons.
1. Islanders love handing out big, ridiculous contracts for way too many years.
2. Kovalchuk obviously cares more about dollars than winning anytime soon.
Bitter much, boss?
Not to worry… I’m pissed, too.
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Jul 3, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
after the "did you really think we were a player" comment
i’m far from being AS’s biggest fan, however, he just tweeted moments ago: “A Carlo Colaiacovo return to the St. Louis Blues remains a very strong posibility.”
that was him, verbatim. is it wrong for me to assume that someone with such journalistic prowess has no idea what a spellchecker is?
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
Did he have to drop an "s" to get under 140 characters?
Even if he did, he’s still a jake oaf.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Jul 3, 2010 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
If you ever see a Kermit tweet/blog/post with no misspellings...
… someone stole his account.
If Wang wants to get money for his Lighthouse Project...
… he can just pimp out his grandkid as the “real life inspiration for that kid in Up!” Way cheaper than signing Kovalchuk.

Thrashing the Blues
SB Nation Atlanta - home of the Fairest and Weatheriest fans on the net.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
by hildymac on Jul 3, 2010 1:26 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd like the Hawks' payroll...
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Jul 3, 2010 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Betty White FTW!!!
“If I had a dick, this is where I’d tell you to suck it…”
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
That woman's a freaking national treasure.
Thrashing the Blues
SB Nation Atlanta - home of the Fairest and Weatheriest fans on the net.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
I want to be Danny Danger for the 4th.
Alas, I have no combustible trinkets.
St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.
Visit my friends at The Bluenote Zone.
Totally credible sources
“Word is the Blues and D-man Carlo Colaiacovo have verbally agreed on a 2 yr deal which won’t become official until early next week.”
-Andy Strickland
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.
I want to believe.
But this is more vague than something that the Cigarette Smoking Man’d come up with.
Thrashing the Blues
SB Nation Atlanta - home of the Fairest and Weatheriest fans on the net.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

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