Condo For Sale

by gallagher on Jul 30, 2010 9:01 AM CDT Comment 5 comments

This lovely condo is available immediately! Friends and alcohol included free (professional athletes only)!

Available now, motivated seller, fabulous condominium in non-exclusive area of semi-unicorporated St. Charles County! Lots of amenities included as standard. On top of a great condo surrounded by fun neighbors who love to hang out with and do all manner of errands and favors for the new owner (provided that new owner is a professional hockey player. Or baseball player - that would probably work too), this sometimes-gated community is a perfect location for any ~~professional athlete~~ one!

Carpet "signed" by Blues stars Cam Janssen, David Perron and D.J. King.
Shared pool apparently "makeable" from condo balcony.
Perfect for "crackin' parties" and other social events.
New-urban decorating includes "industrial" look including fist-sized holes in several walls, hilarious graffiti-covered dining room and communist-bloc level plumbing.
Bathroom toilets have been upgraded to industrial strength!
Keg-er-ator stays with the unit; porn stash negotiable.
Over 85% of window panes remain unbroken!
All appliances remain with unit, including refrigerator and "the experiment" in the Crisper Drawer.
Plenty of undamaged hardwood!
Bonus room easily accommodates spray-painted foosball table, beer pong table and Blues jersey-wearing dog.
Second bedroom "puck-bunny approved."
Purple, feathered pimp hat stays with unit; serious inquiries only please.

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Hahaha!

Nicely done, sir!

St. Louis Game Time

by Marcus E Pettersson on Jul 30, 2010 9:32 AM CDT via mobile reply actions

i feel like DJ and I are the same person

Bonus room easily accommodates spray-painted foosball table, beer pong table and Blues jersey-wearing dog.

…i’ll take that as a compliment

Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.

by ilikeboyes on Jul 30, 2010 11:45 AM CDT reply actions

Excellent.

St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.

by Donut King on Jul 31, 2010 1:22 AM CDT reply actions

From the Condo's Myspace Page

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Play Wing For Me Tiny Dancer!
The Dinomyte One, Steve Wagner, rolled up to offense today in practice. Man, this should be sweet. I got a call from him afterwards and all this nut job said was, “Hey, Dude, what really are the politics of dancing?” My answer was “Ummm, I don’t know. I’m not a big Re-Flex fan from the 80’s. Why what’s up?” “I’m skating up dude! I’m a winger! The dancing legs will be crashing the net all night just watch.” So Blues fans, looks like Steve Wagner may player forward. I love it! DJ- Up and Out.

Sunday, November 09, 2008

Condo Vs. Condo?
Yeah, my shoulder is jacked up and I have been bummed out. This is why I haven’t been on the myface posting up. I wanted to set the record straight on my Condo of Delight vs. the Rookie Condo. I was invited over to the Rookie Condo to watch the boys play a few West Coast games. Ouch, not good in the end huh? More importantly, Dynamite Dance Moves Steve Wagner said it was a nice condo. I think he was just giving me the “business”. This place just really lacked the “it” factor. Yeah, they have a real bitchin’ TV but there is no dance floor, bead curtains, smoke machine, foam machine, lava lamp and their blender is still in the box. They have only one set of love oils and that was a condo warming gift from Perron. We all know that Frenchie is just thinking of himself and is in the event he actually gets a chick to rub his thighs. No one but him likes sandal wood scent that much. This joint is barely decorated. There’s a few things from Osh’s days as a Fighting Sioux like his jock hanging in the bathroom but I think it is just there to kill the cologne the Berglund pours on himself. He wears Mombo. He heard about it on the radio and claims it is pure “chick attract”. When it comes down to it this Rookie Condo is not a Pelt-a-torium. Maybe someday but not today. So Wagner, if you are reading this you better get your dancin’ ass over here and get some ladies online to be here on the fast tip. Oh and another thing, the joke is on the Rookies. I didn’t take my shoes off when I was over there. Suckas!

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Yep, it’s true
Busted up shoulder, totally sucks. Waiting on recommendations. Steve is helping. Bummed out, I’ll check in later. Big game tomorrow night vs. the ’Hawks. It will be awesome.

Friday, October 17, 2008

The Dino-myte One is BACK!!!!
Current mood: flirty
Yo, yo yo. Just coming to after a hell of a get together and the Fly Condo last night. This place was insane. I’ll get to Steve Wagner in a second. I need to talk about Perron.We call him Davey Boy, the Boy Wonder. He was so fired up last night he threw on some old skool under-roos (Superman) and then pimped a silk robe. The ladies were CRAWLING on him. Dude had scratch marks on him before we crashed out but this morning, it looks like he was in a Japanese barbwire death match. I think he wrestled with three ladies last night. Total pimp. He also doesn’t drink so he isn’t slow to get up. Who saw the game last night? Get ‘em up! How awesome was Steve “Dino-myte Dance Moves” Wagner last night? Um, was that a laser of a shot on his goal or what? For me, it was breathtaking. So glad to see him back. He is a part of my foundation with this club. I was really worried when he took the puck to the head last night but he’s all set.Then he was, of course, the MAN at the party. Some dudes were busting out just canned dances to try and coax the ladies out but not Dino-myte. This guy is smoother then Bobby Brown AND Prince put together. He had a whole room of Honies around him. I just chilled out and let is all happen. I wasn’t feeling 100% but I’m good. No worries there. Steve just woke up and he is ear to ear with a grin. Probably because there was a line of ladies outside of his room waiting for a private dance lesson. I didn’t hear a lot of poppin’ and lockin’ but there was some serious action goin’ down.I doubt Oshie and Berglund had anything remotely close to this happening and their Nerd Condo. P.S. Facebook Sucks!

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Duelling Condos!
Oh it is so on now. Word on the street and in the locker room is that Berglund and Oshie bought a condo together. Weirdos. Do they think they can compete against our dance parties?! Not a chance. We have lava lamps, bead curtains, crushed velvet, foam, floam and a smoke machine. Will Steve rule the school when it comes to condo dancing? Damn straight. Will they make Junland sleep in the corner of the room like we did with Perron? They damn well better. Oshie and Bergs, I am keeping a VERY watchful eye on you two. Don’t upset Steve Wagner either or he’ll “git-cha”!!!!

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Steve and his “clearing attempt”
Steve hit me in the wrist while trying to clear the puck. I had an MRI and we are all set. Just sore. We made up. We are true friends. Perron was giving me trouble about it so I have to make him walk around with his head lower then Steve’s for 3 days. Sorry dude, Steve rules and you drool. Bring on the Leafs!
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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Wagner In? Woywik is Out and Who’s so Sensitive?
I talked to the Dynomite One Steve Wagner. We should be in the Lineup tonight. He has some new moves he needs to role out before the season. Man I hope they keep him up in the show this year. It is great having him around. Um, OK? How many Blues D-men will it take to fill up an x-ray room? Get these guys some pads or lock them in a Nerf room. Very typical of D any way. Always looking for a way out. Who is Mr. Sensitive? Well, I won’t break balls too much but it is someone who is known for the “rougher stuff” and it isn’t me. I’ll leave it at that. I dare anyone in the league to stand up against the toughness on this team. Seriously. Heartbreaker last night to the Leafs. Tomorrow will be different. I hope I’m in line up, I need to remind the Leafs how tough it can be to play in STL. Keep On Truckin…
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Thursday, September 25, 2008

Steve, Dancin’, Penalties and Watching From Above
Current mood: pleased
Hey ohhhhhhhh, DJ here. Man, preseason is always a bit rushed but with it being shorter this year it is way different.

Anyone catch the game the other night in STL? Steve Wagner got called for a penalty, he was pissed. He barely wanted to do the centepede in between periods. He finally relented.

Stay tuned for more and check out some new photos people have sent me. It’s cool to have them send those. Nice peeps.

With the Rams in the dumper, the Blues are ready to go!

P.S. I hate golf carts and anything related to them AND gophers. Stupid ACL.

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Thursday, September 18, 2008

Dusting Off The Condo
Hey Everyone, who’s ready for Blues hockey?! Camp starts tomorrow and the boys are ready. We just had a team “bonding” trip to the Lake. What a cool place. We had a blast. Steve “Dynomite Dance Moves” Wagner was ON IT too. This guy is a non-stop rhythm machine! I think he got knobbed off in the bathroom at a club. He’s a total player. We went out as a big group one night. For some reason I was roomed up with Perron vs. just Steve. Wouldn’t you know it, Steve and I basically had the same outfit on. Tkachuk couldn’t get enough of it. All night long with the gay jokes. They were funny for a while and then he recognized. Our Captain, Eric Brewer, was coaxed out onto the dance floor. Steve had the party going already on the floor. Brewer started to “pop and lock” in order to grab some spotlight. I thought he was serious at first but he came clean that he was just jokin’. Either way, it was pretty tight. Our schedule is pretty tight this year. On and off the ice. I plan on having weekly updates on all things Steve, The Condo and Mad Beats. Stay Clean, DJ
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Monday, August 25, 2008

I have been a terrible myspace dude since the season ended
Current mood: vital
Sorry to all the folks who have taken a look at this site. Man, it has been crazy past couple of months. I have been back home training and talking to The Man, Steve Wagner. He has been dancin’ and busting his ass in the gym. I expect him full time with the Blues this year. It would be great if that is the case.

We both have been using those awesome body detox foot pads this summer. Man, do they stink after you take them off.

I will return messages when I get settled back in at the Man-Condo of Love. We’ll have some ragers this year too. I got some new tunes from some house DJ’s in Europe. These beats are mad tight too.

Keep the faith Blues fans. Other teams will HATE playing us. I know this for a fact.

TTYL

North Co! North Co! North Co!

by Answer Man on Jul 31, 2010 9:18 PM CDT reply actions