Sunday links: Happy Fourth of July edition
Howdy friends. Poor College Student is in the Ozarks and I'm in lovely Hannibal, Mo. enjoying Tom Sawyer Days. Sunday is the Fourth of July and we celebrate our Independence from the dirty Brits (sorry Doc).
Since it's a holiday, and PCS is away, I got the weekend shift. Since I don't want to work weekends, you get an open thread.
David Backes says enjoy the day ... or else.
The links should return to normal on Monday. Maybe. We'll see.
This is your open thread, post any news and such that goes on during the day, although there probably won't be much.
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/last-time-sources-checked-this-still-america,17545/
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.
Happy 4 July...
to those out in the colonies…
BLUE SKIES - new St Louis Blues hockey blog.
"If you've come to apologize, I forgive you for hitting me with your crutch. I'm so glad my head didn't break it."
"If you mean time traveling bunnies, then yes."
"Destiny John, is a fickle bitch."
Benjamin Linus - resident "Lost" badass and all round sexy dude.
Ummmm, here's something you need to read, Doc...
(Adopted by Congress on July 4, 1776)
The Unanimous Declaration of the Thirteen United States of America
When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any form of government becomes destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security. —Such has been the patient sufferance of these colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former systems of government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over these states. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refused his assent to laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his governors to pass laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of representation in the legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved representative houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the legislative powers, incapable of annihilation, have returned to the people at large for their exercise; the state remaining in the meantime exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavored to prevent the population of these states; for that purpose obstructing the laws for naturalization of foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migration hither, and raising the conditions of new appropriations of lands.
He has obstructed the administration of justice, by refusing his assent to laws for establishing judiciary powers.
He has made judges dependent on his will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of new offices, and sent hither swarms of officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, standing armies without the consent of our legislature.
He has affected to render the military independent of and superior to civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his assent to their acts of pretended legislation:
For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by mock trial, from punishment for any murders which they should commit on the inhabitants of these states:
For cutting off our trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing taxes on us without our consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of trial by jury:
For transporting us beyond seas to be tried for pretended offenses:
For abolishing the free system of English laws in a neighboring province, establishing therein an arbitrary government, and enlarging its boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule in these colonies:
For taking away our charters, abolishing our most valuable laws, and altering fundamentally the forms of our governments:
For suspending our own legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated government here, by declaring us out of his protection and waging war against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burned our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow citizens taken captive on the high seas to bear arms against their country, to become the executioners of their friends and brethren, or to fall themselves by their hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavored to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian savages, whose known rule of warfare, is undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these oppressions we have petitioned for redress in the most humble terms: our repeated petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have we been wanting in attention to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, enemies in war, in peace friends.
We, therefore, the representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress, assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the name, and by the authority of the good people of these colonies, solemnly publish and declare, that these united colonies are, and of right ought to be free and independent states; that they are absolved from all allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the state of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as free and independent states, they have full power to levy war, conclude peace, contract alliances, establish commerce, and to do all other acts and things which independent states may of right do. And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.
New Hampshire: Josiah Bartlett, William Whipple, Matthew Thornton
Massachusetts: John Hancock, Samual Adams, John Adams, Robert Treat Paine, Elbridge Gerry
Rhode Island: Stephen Hopkins, William Ellery
Connecticut: Roger Sherman, Samuel Huntington, William Williams, Oliver Wolcott
New York: William Floyd, Philip Livingston, Francis Lewis, Lewis Morris
New Jersey: Richard Stockton, John Witherspoon, Francis Hopkinson, John Hart, Abraham Clark
Pennsylvania: Robert Morris, Benjamin Rush, Benjamin Franklin, John Morton, George Clymer, James Smith, George Taylor, James Wilson, George Ross
Delaware: Caesar Rodney, George Read, Thomas McKean
Maryland: Samuel Chase, William Paca, Thomas Stone, Charles Carroll of Carrollton
Virginia: George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Harrison, Thomas Nelson, Jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton
North Carolina: William Hooper, Joseph Hewes, John Penn
South Carolina: Edward Rutledge, Thomas Heyward, Jr., Thomas Lynch, Jr., Arthur Middleton
Georgia: Button Gwinnett, Lyman Hall, George Walton
Let's go Blues!!!
by Milo. on Jul 4, 2010 7:14 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
rec'd like....
Cornwallis at Yorktown, 1781
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
by dablues7 on Jul 4, 2010 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd like the mothership in Independence Day!
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
by J-Mill on Jul 4, 2010 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well nothing like
stuffing it down her throat Milo!
I think she may think of herself as more Cornish lucky for you.
Maybe I’m just PMSing but I think it would’ve been better to not put this as a reply to Doc.
Correct me if I’m wrong.
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
Meh
I figured I’d do a “Note to self” and tell myself that in future it’s best NOT to attempt a joke with Americans on 4 July.
BLUE SKIES - new St Louis Blues hockey blog.
"If you've come to apologize, I forgive you for hitting me with your crutch. I'm so glad my head didn't break it."
"If you mean time traveling bunnies, then yes."
"Destiny John, is a fickle bitch."
Benjamin Linus - resident "Lost" badass and all round sexy dude.
by drfrankentweed on Jul 4, 2010 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Don't Tread On Us!
Or we’ll copy and paste important documents!
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
by J-Mill on Jul 4, 2010 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
LMFAO!
I’m quaking!
No more documents, please!!! Bring on the thumbscrews…Chinese Water Torture…anything except the documents!
BLUE SKIES - new St Louis Blues hockey blog.
"If you've come to apologize, I forgive you for hitting me with your crutch. I'm so glad my head didn't break it."
"If you mean time traveling bunnies, then yes."
"Destiny John, is a fickle bitch."
Benjamin Linus - resident "Lost" badass and all round sexy dude.
by drfrankentweed on Jul 4, 2010 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Joke well taken.
I figured we “Spams” were being passive-aggressively baited with “colonies”, so I responded in kind. I sense that the good Dr. would have been disappointed if her comment was simply left alone.
Come on, luv, you should know by now that I am a smart ass. I intend no harm to my fellow Blues fans. With Detroit, Chicago, and San Jose fans, however, the story is much, much different!
Let's go Blues!!!
LMAO!
Smart ass?! YOU?! Good lord!
No sweat, dude. I hope you had a really good day
BLUE SKIES - new St Louis Blues hockey blog.
"If you've come to apologize, I forgive you for hitting me with your crutch. I'm so glad my head didn't break it."
"If you mean time traveling bunnies, then yes."
"Destiny John, is a fickle bitch."
Benjamin Linus - resident "Lost" badass and all round sexy dude.
by drfrankentweed on Jul 5, 2010 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Happy America's Birthday
I’ll be headed south tonight to Earth City to watch St. Chuck and the turn around and watch Bridgeton’s fireworks. I will of course be shirtless.
North Co! North Co! North Co!
Happy Fourth to you all as well.
In unrelated news, according to Puck Daddy, Simon Gange has waived his no trade clause. Now I know we aren’t in the Kovalchuk race, but I wouldn’t mind seeing him in a Blue Note. Dude can score and play some great D (unlike previously mentioned players). His cap hit is 5.25 mil, which I don’t think is to terrible for a player of his caliber.
Barret Jackman is my hero.
Fueled. These new shores burn. Shadow, my sweet shadow, to you I look no more.
I could get behind the acquisition of a player of Simon Gagne's caliber...
And by the way, Hobbes, I love your sig. I don’t know what song those lyrics are from, but every time I see it, I think of my poor late pooch, Shadow the Dog. Best. Dog. Ever.
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Jul 5, 2010 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions
i knew
David Backes: American Hero would be featured in the links somewheres
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
Happy Birthday America! Time to celebrate our Independence!
Let’s asplode stuff.

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
Or go to Coney Island.....
And watch a bunch of freaks shove hot dogs into their mouths 12 at a time……..
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
the NL All-Stars are out:
the Cards have 5 (possibly the most in the NL, I’m too lazy to check myself): Albert, Yadi, Holliday, Carp, and Waino.
Also, my SLGT baseball fantasy team – the first place J-Mill’s Salukis!!! – has four All-Stars: Halladay, Gallardo, Hart, and Byrd.
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
I think that we do have the most.
Glad to see Carp & Waino make it, last night’s game notwithstanding.
Thrashing the Blues
SB Nation Atlanta - home of the Fairest and Weatheriest fans on the net.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
My team sucks and it STILL got
Then again, that includes Arthur Rhodes, and I’m not sure that selection counts since – yes, he’s having a solid season – he didn’t really do anything over-the-top to earn it.
But the others – Adrian Gonzalez, Jose Reyes, Omar Infante and ZOMG UBALDO JIMENEZ!!!1 – certainly earned it. And Billy Wagner’s in the fan vote. So . . . yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker. Or something. Yeah, my team still, somehow, sucks.
St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.
Visit my friends at The Bluenote Zone.
5.
My team got 5. That’s what I meant to say. I can’t type.
St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.
Visit my friends at The Bluenote Zone.
theres a SLGT fantasy league?
might i partake next time? and are there any others (i’m guessing hockey, but football too)?
IT'S A TARP!!!
hockey and baseball is all I've
seen so far. Not sure if we’ll have football since it overlaps hockey so much but I’d do it.
We do them through yahoo.
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
Asploding stuff story time
So we’re coming back from Baja Mexico on a surfing trip early 80s. I’m with a high school bud and we stop in Carlsbad to sneak into the GP Motocross race there that day. After the race I’ve got one artillery simulator left in the truck that we need to get rid of. Arty simulator is like about a 1/2 stick of dynamite that whistles when you pull the fuse cord. As we’re walking across the empty dirt parking lot I hand it to my bud and tell him to toss it and we can get on the road. He takes it and to my surprise runs over to an occupied port-a-potty, yanks the fuse cord and drops it down the vent tube on top the shitter.
Holy shit! I just take off running for the truck knowing someone in that shitter is going to be hating life in about 5 seconds. I hear a muffled WHOMP and look back and the shitter rises up a bit and smokes starts rolling out. The door finally flies open and this poor bastard with his pants half down falls out, all kinds of blue stinky fluid and shit all blowed up his backside. The poor guy is cussing and screaming about killing the SOB who did it. We get to the truck and peel out of there.
That was the last time I handed that buddy anything even close to going bang.
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
by spectr17 on Jul 4, 2010 11:46 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
ahahaha
rec’d like that poor guys day
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
Go celebrate your nations independence.
By blowing up a piece of it.
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.
May the 4th be with you all
No beer and no TV make Homer...something something.
by Poor College Student on Jul 4, 2010 12:59 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
HA!!
SpikeTv is actually running all 6 today ……ROTS is about to start as I type this….
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
I generally try to ask myself what the Dutch would do before every decision I make,
and unless it’s whether or not to beat Brazil in soccer, I generally do the opposite.
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
holy snikies Batman
now that’s a grand finale. Ammo dumps don’t go up that good.
If you don’t speak Dutch, what the cameraman said wuz
It asploded freal fuckin good and I almost bought the windmill
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
Blowing stuff up
When in doubt, ask the Mythbusters
Baltimore Blast - 6-time MISL/NISL Champions
Let's go Blues!
Rec'd like the last thing the Mythbusters asploded...
I love that shit.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Jul 5, 2010 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions
That was just horrible
I was reading some comments from another video about this.
People didn’t know all these fireworks were stored in there, in the middle of this town.
23 dead, 947 injured and 2000 buildings damaged. Whoa
This one had footage of the aftermath
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
200 just died in the Congo
they figured while looting a turned over tanker truck it’d be a good idea to keep their cigs lit. Big gene pool cleansing when that big candle got lit.
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
If this doesn't pump you up for The Fourth,
you should instantly be deported to the Soviet Union. Including time travel.
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
Uh-oh.
“Happy July 4th!
Sources tell me that Paul Kariya may not be getting what he wants out of Anaheim and could be leaning towards the Penguins. Paul will play for low money, I was told, as long as he feels he can get a shot at a Cup.
Canadiens/Panthers interest In Blues Perron…
Hearing a trade with David Perron could be in the offering….will the Blues get in on Kovalchuk?" -Ecklund
o.o
This settles it
Were definatly resigning Perron and not getting Kovy. Huzzah!
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.
I was worried for a second,
until you said it was from Ecklund. I feel pretty safe ordering an authentic David Perron sweater that I can wear at his games for years to come now.
…not that I’m going to, mind you, cause I’m fucking broke. But still…
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
The Blues’ core players are Backes, Oshie, Perron, Johnson, and Berglund on the fence. If ANY of these players are rumored for a trade, you can bet your sweet behind it’s not true. Management is just too dedicated to the “build from within” policy to do something like that.
Also, never listen to Eklund.
Does Ek just huff glue for fun or is it to treat a medical condition called stupidity?
Thrashing the Blues
SB Nation Atlanta - home of the Fairest and Weatheriest fans on the net.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Sounds like somebody’s using the Eklund Rumor Generator; “Now you can create NHL rumours, complete with E-ratings, just like Eklund…”
z
I only had to click that blankety-blanking blanker a hundred times to get this...
McDonald to Rangers? (e2)
According to my sources within the St. Louis Blues organization, the New York Rangers are willing to part with C Chris Drury, RW Marian Gaborik to obtain the services of C Andy McDonald. Remember, you heard it here first!
A little disappointed that the Rag$ aren’t offering up the bucket of fried cicken and the Gary Bettman bobblehead as well…
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Jul 5, 2010 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Man
That guy must get THE best crack. I mean…the Blues would be stupid to trade a signed forward for Chris Drury AND a guy who hasn’t played an un-injured season in the western conference.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
Holy America
“Ilya Kovalchuk not coming to the Kings ”http://shar.es/m9Bcr" target="_blank">http://shar.es/m9Bcr" – Pierre Lebrun via Twitter
o.o;
yeah and its not about the money
right……
After 5 No-Dozes I feel great.. only except that i can hear my ears.. and I believe that toenails are the funniest thing I have ever seen.
Come Root on the blues at
www.stlouisgametime.com
Noooooo, nevah.
Like I’ve said before, if he goes to the Isles, I’m going to be hella happy for their fans because maybe that’ll help them get an arena that isn’t set to be condemned. On the flip side, I’m not above laughing my ass off at Kovalchuk.
Thrashing the Blues
SB Nation Atlanta - home of the Fairest and Weatheriest fans on the net.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
by hildymac on Jul 4, 2010 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That’s exactly how I feel. It will help the Islanders out, but also show the Kovy is just gold digger.
Proud member of the Popsicle Division of the Cupcake Conference.
I ain't sayin'
Kovy’s a gold digga, but he aint messin’ with no broke n_____’s.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
Happy birthday, America.
As our gift, Adam Wainwright decided to go all America all over the Brewers’ asses.
St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.
Visit my friends at The Bluenote Zone.
JRs tweets
“Blues and D Carlo Colaiacovo are very close to a deal . . . could be announced as soon as tomorrow.”
“Blues could be close to re-signing @camjanssen55. If not, deadline for player-elected salary arbitration is today.”
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.
@Real_ESPNLeBrun Yes that was Kovalchuk’s agent Jay Grossman who just tweeted that the Russian UFA will make his decision today. Get ready folks !
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.
JR tweets
Carlo Colaiacovo’s extension, which should be announced Tuesday, is a two-year deal worth $4.25 million.
@camjanssen55 looking for multi-year deal but team is offering 1 yr. . Agent @NortonSports filed for arb but hopes to get deal done before.
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.
why dont we just let him go to arbitration... he cant earn much more than the minimum
After 5 No-Dozes I feel great.. only except that i can hear my ears.. and I believe that toenails are the funniest thing I have ever seen.
Come Root on the blues at
www.stlouisgametime.com

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