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Not for the faint of heart, it's F-You Friday.

Sometimes I feel like I'm going to have a hard time coming up with reasons to be upset on a Friday. And then I read the Post-Dispatch's so-called hockey experts.

1. Fuck you Dan O'Neill. Seriously? Chris Mason is better than Jaroslav Halak? Where's the goddamn Soft Goals Per Game stat when I so sorely need it? Everyone needs to bookmark this statement from The Golf Guy so that we can throw it back in his face come mid-season. The Blues got a younger, better goaltender for less money to play in net next year. That is usually categorized as a win around these parts.

2. Fuck you part-time hockey experts. My Sirius radio is still broken and I spent the better part of the week listening to local sports talk again. Off-target, but when the hell did we get an NBA team in St. Louis and start caring about pro basketball? Holy shit, make it stop. Back on-target, what is it going to take for local radio hosts to figure out that if you want to get an unfiltered opinion about the Blues you should stop bringing in your buddy from the afternoon show to say, "So far I kinda like what I've seen from the Blues," and you should start calling US. You want to know what people really think of the Blues' moves so far this summer, we'll give you the info. And for once you'll actually have something to talk about in regards to hockey.

3. Fuck you LeBron James. I'm more than willing to admit that I know nothing about basketball, but I think I have a pretty good handle on how fans think and I have never seen a guy go from pretty much universally liked and respected to pretty much universally hated so quickly in my life. I couldn't give two shits about the NBA (over/under set at 1.25 shits), but I know that I hope the Miami Heat don't win a championship. My brother-in-law, a big NBA and LeBron fan, said last night, "LeBron is now the first athlete I will actually boo."

4. Fuck you iPad. Why is it I find these things so interesting and yet when I have one in my hands I can't think of one useful thing to do with it? And yet I still want one? What the fuck is wrong with me? How is it that Apple is compelling me to overspend on a device I don't even need that will serve only to make me look like a douche as I underuse it sitting in a fucking park or coffee shop?

5. Fuck you Ilya Kovalchuk. Unofficial collusion is a bitch, aint it? It's about time to pull your head out of your ass and realize that you're still about to make enough money to be set for life and start negotiating with a team that is on the way up and not on the way down. By the way, I think it's hilarious anytime an agent tries to stir the pot and force negotiations with overoptimistic timelines of when things are about to be "done" only to have that blow up in their face. Didn't Kovalchuk sign with New Jersey and put them over the cap back on Monday?

There, I feel better and the dog doesn't have to worry about getting kicked today. Feel free to blow off steam of your own in the comments.

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Fuck you, Blackhawks!

And I’m laughing like a drain here as the Sharks sign Hjalmarsson to a 4 year, $14m offer sheet.

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by drfrankentweed on Jul 9, 2010 12:21 PM CDT reply actions  

That's the biggest non-surprise of the summer.

Cap-strapped teams are hoping and praying that nobody tries to poach their RFAs. The Hawks were the first team to get bitten; I’d bet that the Wings will be next.

by BleedBlue42 on Jul 9, 2010 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously Lebron...

I think he just put himself down by basically saying that I need two other superstars to get a championship.

While I still appreciate that he is the most unselfish superstar there is in today’s NBA (on the court), that is brutal. I have no idea how the Heat are staying under the cap.

In regards to the Blues, Fuck these people who know nothing about the Blues, hear they traded for Halak, go to yahoo.com and look at stats and then declare that this was a bad deal.

Its weird... half the year my blood is red... but then the other half... it's blue... hm...

by PeacockJac on Jul 9, 2010 12:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck you, anyone who happens to in the Carbondale area the next two weekends

and doesn’t come see me in The Drowsy Chaperone at the McLeod Summer Playhouse (opens tonight and runs through Sunday, then next again Friday through Sunday)! I’ll be Gangster #2 (trust me, it’s a much bigger part than it sounds like). Okay, that’s enough self-promotion.

Fuck you, Oshie. Not Teej, but my cat so named. Not only is he ruining my blinds beyond the point that I can hide it from my landlord when I move out by rolling them up, but he jumped on my laptop earlier and fucked up my ‘M’ key. Here’s hoping we don’t sign Manny Malhotra anytime soon.

Fuck you, San Jose. I’m all for fucking over the Blackhawks, but signing Hjalmarsson to a $3.5 mill/year offer sheet doesn’t do that at all. The guy sucks donkey cock – I’m surprised the ‘Hawks haven’t taken the picks already!

With apologies to the female population of Game Time, once again, fuck you women. I’ll try not to make that a weekly entry.

Fuck you, every trenchcoat in the world. I don’t have even one of you, so how can I complete my Roarschach costume for my friend’s Comic Book birthday party tonight? Also, a grapling gun would be nice too, but beggars can’t be choosers.

Fuck you, World Cup Final. You’re at 1:30 central on Sunday, but I’ve got a performance at 2 that day! Now I won’t get to see if my ESPN pre-tourny bracket prediction of Spain over the Netherlands comes to fruition!

I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"

by J-Mill on Jul 9, 2010 1:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Comic Book birthday party?

Where were these ideas when I still had birthday parties?

www.stlouisgametime.com

by Brad Lee on Jul 9, 2010 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Never too late to start, Brad.

I’ll show up as The Invisible Man.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Jul 9, 2010 10:40 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

been waitin a few days for this

Fuck you social house, for your 50 cent pitchers on wednesday nights, and for letting chingy get up on stage, only to forget his own lyrics.

Fuck you chingy, your impromptu appearance was a massive letdown, and you weren’t even wearing a sparkly chain.

Fuck you moose lodge parking lot, for being gravel and not asphalt, and making my forehead look like that of Emmett Till.

Fuck you drunk Ian, for not knowing how to stand up, walk, and throw a punch at the same time.

Fuck you sandals, for making me trip and fall, and eat gravel and punches.

Fuck you shots that end in ‘bomb’.

Fuck you charter, my cable still doesn’t work.

Fuck you Imo’s. you’re goddamn delicious, and i can never stop eating before i feel like shit.

Fuck you EA sports, for putting captain serious on your cover RIGHT FUCKING AFTER CAPTAIN CABBIE BEATER WAS ON IT!!

Fuck you espn3(dot)com for playing that stupid “Hey Blackhawk Fans!” everytime i try to watch a feed of a soccer game.

Fuck you smelly animals belonging to my roommate. How am i supposed to bring anyone with boobs back here when it smells like decaying monkey ass?

Fuck you cardinals, cause well, you deserve it this week. i still like you; get your shit together so you don’t have to keep sleeping on the couch.

Fuck you Kovy, i don’t need to elaborate. your name is just getting fucking annoying.

it’s been a long week. cheers.

Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.

by ilikeboyes on Jul 9, 2010 1:26 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

rec'd like Emmett Till's day

After 5 No-Dozes I feel great.. only except that i can hear my ears.. and I believe that toenails are the funniest thing I have ever seen.
Come Root on the blues at
www.stlouisgametime.com

by MSUBluenoter on Jul 9, 2010 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck you

Oakland rioters. The fuck you doin? That wasn’t a riot, I’ve seen more mayhem at Target during Dollar Daze.

Fuck you vuvuzela, now showing up at the Oakland riots. Are we not safe from this annoying horn anywhere?

Fuck you raccons who dance and crap on my roof at 2am and tear up my garden. Your time on this planet is very short.

Fuck skin cancer and docs who enjoy carving chunks of your flesh off. YOUCH!!!. Wear the sunscreen kids.

Fuck racists who block polling places. Fuck the goobermint for turning their heads on this one too.

Fuck Kovie

Fuck you Fruit of the Loom for turning me down on becoming an underwear model.

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Jul 9, 2010 2:06 PM CDT reply actions  

I think you'd make a great

apple guy.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Jul 9, 2010 10:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

but I don't wanna be an apple guy

I wanna be in the collar TV commercials with my schlong being seen by millions of wimmens. I figure my odds of getting a poke will rise exponentially.

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Jul 10, 2010 2:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks for letting a newbie vent

FUCK YOU – Kovalchuk. I know everyone has this covered, but with gall like this, it can’t be said enough.

FUCK YOU – Doctors. Call and tell me I tested for a MRSA infection on my foot and give me no instructions on what to do??? You gotta be kidding me!

FUCK YOU – Staph. You’re making my joints ache like a bitch!

FUCK YOU – Repair customers. You can’t tell me your symptom? Maybe you don’t have a problem?

FUCK YOU – Manipulators. I don’t ever need to be co-horsed into anything. Had you asked nice, I’d probably done it. Now? FU!

FUCK YOU – Self involved people. You made a decision, so stick to its consequences. I don’t care ‘why’ you suck. You just do. That’s okay. …still. Fuck you!

FUCK YOU – Lamping. I know those idiots fired you, but that’s apparently the world, now.
Did you have to stay in our division and make a bad team good? C’Mon!

FUCK YOU – Northern hockey press. Halak was a good deal for both teams, but more importantly….MONTREAL WAS NOT THE ONLY TEAM IN THE TRANSACTION!!!

Have a great weekend ladies and gents!

by stlhockey on Jul 9, 2010 2:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Jocketty got fired, not Lamping.

Lamping left the Cardinals to run the construction of the new stadium in the Meadowlands and, presumably, head the building maintenance now that it’s completed and ready for use. Jocketty is the one that got fired in ’07 and is now running roughshod all over the NL Central in Cincy.

And MRSA is a bitch.

St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.
Visit my friends at The Bluenote Zone.

by Donut King on Jul 10, 2010 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

D'OH!

I’m claiming the “pain med and antibiotic haze” excuse.
Thanks for the clarification. I get those cats mixed up, I guess.
It’s not like it’s HOCKEY or anything!
I knew you knew where I was going. (I was hoping for WAY more ‘knews’, you know?)
…still, f@(k that guy.

I hope your MRSA knowledge was not first hand.
This sh!t is making me crazy!
I finally get to see some one in the morning. Eight weeks! Two since the test.

by stlhockey on Jul 11, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's not first-hand knowledge, but it might as well be.

Amongst the myriad of my father’s problems lately, he got it two weeks ago. It fucking blows.

St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.
Visit my friends at The Bluenote Zone.

by Donut King on Jul 11, 2010 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck this humidity and heat, I’ll take a cold, icy day in late January or February over this at any time. Test me and ask me then.

Fuck the stoplights on Brentwood from 40 to Maryland. A three mile trip from work to home should not ever take 20 minutes, but it always does. I don’t think they could be synced any fucking worse.

Fuck my dogs, the birds, and the squirrels that are eating all of my tomatoes. That is pissing me off to no end.

Fuck NHL11 for putting Stubby Toews on the cover. Goddammit.

Fuck Strickland.

Fuck alcohol tolerance, I am not drinking to feel the same as when I started.

Fuck traveling for work, I do it too often and hate it almost every time. I’d rather be home.

Fuck this coming Monday.

by NaJaKwa on Jul 9, 2010 2:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck Cleveland

Fuck Chicago
Fuck Franklin
Fuck TLR for putting a rookie in the ninth inning of a tied game
and Fuck Bill Mclellan, Dan o’neil, Jay Strauss, and Andy I dont have a dick but call me Strickland

After 5 No-Dozes I feel great.. only except that i can hear my ears.. and I believe that toenails are the funniest thing I have ever seen.
Come Root on the blues at
www.stlouisgametime.com

by MSUBluenoter on Jul 9, 2010 3:07 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck you Dick Dastardly

A strong anvil fears no hammer

by Childhood Trauma on Jul 9, 2010 3:14 PM CDT reply actions  

...and your sidekick, Muttley...

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Jul 9, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck you, B.,

for picking on Muttley.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Jul 9, 2010 10:45 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Fuck you, Illinois political candidates,

for using senile math-hating Luddites to act as treasurers for your campaign committees. If I get one more call that starts with “I’m a 65 year old retiree an’ vet’ran an’ I don’t like computers much so why are you making me use this program an’ why don’t my AOL take me to the software I put on my internet” or “Well, I’m a woman and I don’t understand why you hate me because I don’t like using math or reading to keep in compliance with the laws because I was doing this as a favor for the candidate and now I’ll cry for an hour on the phone because I think you’ll feel bad for me” I’m going to have to cull the population with fire. Lots of fire. Really hot goddamned fire. Like some kind of New Improved Extreme Napalm 4 Kidz or some shit. And I’m going to fucking start with everyone who has ever run for office in the State of Illinois, even if they lost and their committee shut down years ago. And if they’re dead I’ll dig them up and set them on fire and then make these fucking brain-dead moron treasurers dryhump the fucking ashes before I set their asses on fire!

by Paperwork Ninja on Jul 9, 2010 4:57 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

If I could I'd rec this post 37 times...

Baltimore Blast - 6-time MISL/NISL Champions
Let's go Blues!

by UIWWildthing on Jul 9, 2010 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boom.

St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.
Visit my friends at The Bluenote Zone.

by Donut King on Jul 10, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jesus, I never thought I'd catch so much grief for being an alderman...

I’ve always said, however, that what Illinois needs most is a governor from down in this part of the state, and not another Chicago m-f’er. Give us a governor who actually knows about, and cares about, everything south of I-80 and west of Hoffman Estates.

Thank you.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Jul 9, 2010 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah, you're all right. Probably.

You watch minor-league hockey, so you can’t be so bad as to use senile math-hating Luddites for your campaign staff.

by Paperwork Ninja on Jul 9, 2010 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd

like Oakland was supposed to be

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Jul 10, 2010 2:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck You Andy Strickland….while you are enrolled in summer courses that teach you how not to be a douchebag, you can also taking some writing classes so you can figure out what a paragraph actually is.

Fuck you Kolvy…You haven’t won anything and you want how much? Yeah feel shame on that

Fuck you heat/humidity and to any motherfucker that bitches about the cold…cold is easier to tolerate than heat, and we have hockey. The only good thing hot weather brings (and this is a huge plus) is women in swimwear

Fuck you everyone covering basketball, especially in this town….we don’t care, we want hockey coverage…you know hockey? The sport that is actually in this town

Fuck you boredom….I need a cure for thee and none of my friends seem all to keen on a weekly get together at a place where ping pong can be played..boo hiss on you chumpstains.

Hatred Walking

by Doc Whiskey on Jul 9, 2010 6:25 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

…cold is easier to tolerate than heat, and we have hockey. The only good thing hot weather brings (and this is a huge plus) is women in swimwear

I would rec both of these comments 100 times individually if I could.

B.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Jul 9, 2010 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

F-You Friday?

Fuck you to my wife’s boss cutting her hours to 3 days a week….yeah it’s not like we have Zachary and Wildthing #2 coming NEXT February

Fuck you to ESPN, really what’s next a 1 hour special on whether LeBron chose to wipe front to back or back to front?

Fuck you to the Baltimore Orioles….you got busted on by Jay Leno…Jay FUCKING LENO

Fuck you to summer….104 and 105 degrees with humidity?

Fuck Detroit just on general purposes

Baltimore Blast - 6-time MISL/NISL Champions
Let's go Blues!

by UIWWildthing on Jul 9, 2010 7:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Thread Jack

Right now on nhl network ’79 finals Rangers vs Habs, JD vs Dryden. Dugay, Espo, and Walt “Tachuke” with a Z. Laflure and Robinson for the Habs. Dan Kelly play by play.

Old Time Hockey? You little punks wouldn't know Old Time Hockey if it speared you in the yarbles.

by notyoucoach on Jul 9, 2010 7:24 PM CDT reply actions  

That's what's playing in the sports bar at Fiddler's Green, by God...

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Jul 9, 2010 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

big save JD

Old Time Hockey? You little punks wouldn't know Old Time Hockey if it speared you in the yarbles.

by notyoucoach on Jul 9, 2010 7:44 PM CDT reply actions  

jinx

Old Time Hockey? You little punks wouldn't know Old Time Hockey if it speared you in the yarbles.

by notyoucoach on Jul 9, 2010 7:45 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah.. i'll join in..

Fuck You Doug Wilson. Seriously… go get fucked by a rabid giraffe.

Second City Hockey
June 9, 2010

by Killion on Jul 9, 2010 10:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Totally random and non-hockey-related,

but FUCK YOU to retarded-ass docs that CALL for a fucking Neuro consult, and then don’t listen to a single fucking thing we say.

I spent 2 hours working up YOUR patient, because YOU called for a goddam consult. And I know I’m just a lowly M3 that doesn’t know shit from shinola, but goddammit, my resident agreed 100% with my calls. And then this morning when I presented the patient on rounds, our attending physician agreed with both of us 100%. The patient presented with severe headache. Guess who is a headache expert? You? No. But my attending his. He runs the goddam headache clinic, for fuck’s sake. Did you listen to what he said? No. You completely ignored our rec’s and discharged the patient, without giving her ANY kind of diagnosis whatsoever. You fucking dipshit asshole cocksucker. You completely ignored the fact that she had 500 PMNs in her CSF a month ago (that’s a fucking lot) and an opening pressure of over 40 (that’s fucking high), and wasn’t given a full round of treatment. Apparently you don’t care that her symptoms have persisted unabatedly since that time. We STILL don’t know what’s going on in her brain, and your crack-smoking ass just sent her home.

FUCK YOU, and FUCK everybody if she turns out to have the meningitis that the fucking NEUROLOGICAL experts think she has.

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Washoo on Jul 9, 2010 11:33 PM CDT reply actions  

This

feels cathartic. No wonder everyone seems to like F-You Fridays….

by gallagher on Jul 10, 2010 1:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

didnt understand a single word... but it looked good

After 5 No-Dozes I feel great.. only except that i can hear my ears.. and I believe that toenails are the funniest thing I have ever seen.
Come Root on the blues at
www.stlouisgametime.com

by MSUBluenoter on Jul 10, 2010 8:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Close to 90,000 people in the US die each year from medical malpractice.

Close to 40,000 die each year from breast cancer.
Close to 12,000 die each year from drunken driving incidents.

Washoo, please document and report somewhere other than here, too, for the patient’s family.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Jul 11, 2010 10:26 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Fuck you IDot for turning my nice and easy 5 hour treck back to the Lou 7 FUCKING HOURS!?!?

Fuck you Labron James for your media whoreism… that goes for you too Lindsey FUcking Lohan!!!

Fuck you Rebock… you know why… i aint explaining this one…

Fuck you illinios and your stupid speed trap cameras in construction zones

Fuck you Blackhawks for making my life a LIVING FUCKING HELL!

Fuck You mom… just UGH!!!!

Fuck you Car for not fucking working and letting me listen to my damn fucking iPod during said 7 hour trip.

Fuck you Chicago for not having any good st. louis style pizza or a fucking Fizoli’s for christ’s sake!

Fuck you cat for making it look like a baby vampire just nawed on my wrist.

Fuck you Apple and your breakable ipod touch shit.

Fuck you ATT for your SHITTY ASS FUCKING SERVICE!!!

Fuck you Blackhawks… just fuck you!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!

Fuck you… you know what just fuck it all!!!

AHHHHHHH

Robot Girl is ANGRY!!!!

WWTJD?

by RealBadRobot on Jul 10, 2010 2:43 AM CDT reply actions  

hey so how was the trip?

After 5 No-Dozes I feel great.. only except that i can hear my ears.. and I believe that toenails are the funniest thing I have ever seen.
Come Root on the blues at
www.stlouisgametime.com

by MSUBluenoter on Jul 10, 2010 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Long as Fuck...

That about sums it up pretty nicely.

My phone kept dropping service so everyone that Called got cut off at least once, I had to deal with Radio Music which wasn’t to bad until i got to bloomington till outside of Springfield… to much hillbilly country on the air waves there… but after that i was able to pick up a few STL Stations which was nice… Got into a fight with my mom on the phone… then the construction bull shit slowed me down and pushed my travel time from 5 hours to 7 hours… i was in the car for that long straight and i was not a happy camper…

WWTJD?

by RealBadRobot on Jul 10, 2010 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

theres a town between st louis and springfield.. a bit further than rolla, that reads the obituaries on the radio...

After 5 No-Dozes I feel great.. only except that i can hear my ears.. and I believe that toenails are the funniest thing I have ever seen.
Come Root on the blues at
www.stlouisgametime.com

by MSUBluenoter on Jul 11, 2010 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

There's a town between StL and Springfield, IL that does the same . . .

and I work there. Woo-freakin’-hoo. LOL

St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.
Visit my friends at The Bluenote Zone.

by Donut King on Jul 11, 2010 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

We Serve Mid-Illinois...

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Jul 11, 2010 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

You went right past the exit to my current home town, and the town where Donut King and I were born...

Exit 52 – Litchfield / Gillespie (current).

Exits 41 and 33 – Staunton (DK and myself).

We do get KSHE-95 out there, just so you know…

B.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Jul 11, 2010 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Dear whiny bitch ass useless cunt rag lazy senile fucking old ladies at work.

Fuck your useless whiny gossiping wrinkled unwanted old asses straight to whatever fucking backwoods hickmobile that spawned you. Fuck your constant godamn gossiping about everyone elses godamn business because your life lacks any real meaning besides criticizing someone else. Fuck your fucking useless hides for doing fuck-all all day then whining about everyone else not working hard enough when you sit around fucking signing and complaining like the rapture is coming to fucking take you away because you had to be out of the air conditioning for 5 minutes. Fuck your complaining asses for taking an hour lunch break as soon as the boss leaves then complaining when someone else dares to not be working immediately after they clock in. Fuck you worthless hags for acting like your job is hard when a downs afflicted lemur could do what you do. Fuck the godamn jesus propaganda you bring in to work too. Im down with JC dont get me wrong, if he wants we can go get plastered saturday night then go to white castle at 2am and play some wii afterwards i am completely cool with that. I don’t want to read your godamn propaganda pamplets about how everyones a fucking sinner and the only way to get to heaven is to verbally suck god off 3 times a day because your not praying hard enough. Dont fucking care, keep that shit to yourself. Fucking cranky withered hags are worthless wrinkled old meatsacks who need to die or be buried, one or the other and don’t contribute anything to society except to show how worthless you someone could really be if they tried. Except for debbie, shes cool.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Jul 10, 2010 2:47 AM CDT reply actions  

tell me how you really feel

After 5 No-Dozes I feel great.. only except that i can hear my ears.. and I believe that toenails are the funniest thing I have ever seen.
Come Root on the blues at
www.stlouisgametime.com

by MSUBluenoter on Jul 10, 2010 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

I read this . . .

and imagined this.

SCARFACE FROM HALF BAKED FTW!

St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.
Visit my friends at The Bluenote Zone.

by Donut King on Jul 10, 2010 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm saving all my "Fuck You" hate . . .

for next week. I’m trying to compile an epic list.

St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.
Visit my friends at The Bluenote Zone.

by Donut King on Jul 10, 2010 3:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Freaking sweet!
I’ll be sure to rest up for it!

by stlhockey on Jul 11, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck having my mom in the hospital...

It’s her 50th anniversary, dammit. She shouldn’t be laying in the hospital all weekend while the friggin’ doctors are out playing golf instead of figuring out what’s making her hurt.

“Tests on Monday,” they say. Bullshit. Do the tests now, you rich bastards.

And my formerly-indigent brother is now working, which is a good thing, but it’s put a big hole in my plan to go to the Grand Canyon while I’m here.

B.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Jul 11, 2010 9:23 AM CDT reply actions  

Sorry to hear about Mom, B.

Hopefully you’ll have an answer Monday (or before).

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Jul 11, 2010 10:30 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

TB

All the best to you, your family and especially your mother.
Wish you the best results.

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