You Missed Me? You Really Like Me? Really? The Return of F-You Friday.
by gallagher on Aug 13, 2010 12:00 PM CDT
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PrintThe first time I wrote an F-You Friday I worried that people would hate it. So angry. So misdirected. So... not up-with-people.
Now, however, I realize that people love catharsis. And as cathartic as this is for me to write, your comments seem cathartic too. Missing out on an episode seems like it's not an option anymore after last week's miss.
As a new twist, I may start calling out for a reader-submitted F-You. watch for the announcement next week on how you can participate.
1. Fuck you carry on baggage. I don't personally have anything against carry on baggage, but the fact that it made a dude's switch flip to Berserker Mode makes me think that maybe I haven't examined the issue closely enough. For anyone getting this internet from a cave of some sort, a Jet Blue Steward got so fed up with his passengers and their carry on baggage that he cursed them out over the plane's speaker system, grabbed two beers out of the fridge, opened the emergency door and slid down the fucking emergency evacuation slide.
Holy shit, man. That guy can come write for us any day.
If you really, truly hate your job, then you owe it to yourself and to your co-workers to quit in some historic fashion. How many times do you really get to quit a job that you hate anyway? Maybe once in your life? If you don't do it like this guy did, you've wasted an opportunity.
2. Fuck you Red Wings. Actually, this is more like Fucked Yourself Red Wings. Mike Modano in Detroit? Ruslan Salei too? Awesome. Sure hope that Modano's alzheimer's has progressed to a stage where he forgets how Salei cheap shotted him into an incredibly neck-stretching board hit a decade ago or that could get awkward.
And while I'm sure your fans know (KNOW!) that you have once again loaded up for a Cup run, those of us who have seen Modano play at all over the last year know what's up. I'll give you this, it's a better signing than Dave Scatchard, but come on. At least Scatchard will play to expectations; Modano is gonna need a tow-rope by the time we get to December.
3. Fuck you summer. I mean, I love sweating by balls off every time I go out to get the paper and all, but this no hockey shit is making me crazy. I watched a Wisconsin-Michigan hockey game on the Big Ten Network the other day for chrissake. Even if Brad Lee hates our team now, I cannot wait until we get to regular season hockey again. And yeah, that's a fuck you to you too, pre-season hockey. Just shut the fuck up and sit back down.
4. Fuck you puppies. Yes you. You and your cute faces that make it possible for you to remain breathing. But really, fuck you and your razor-sharp hand-biting teeth and your chewing of all things remote control, footwear and furniture. Fuck your nearly gag-inducing inside shitting and near-invisible sock-soaking piss puddles.
You make it another few months and maybe you get off the list. But for now, seriously, go fuck yourself puppies.
5. Fuck you Game Time Wikipedia. If you go to the Blues' wikipedia page there is an open tag for St. Louis Game Time. Which means that someone who knows how to do it could start a GT Wiki page. Which means that if someone were to open that, everyone else should immediately populate it with the funniest shit possible. What's the point of having a Wiki page if you all aren't constantly fucking with said Wiki page?
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Oh man, get ready for some good hatin'
FUCK YOU MICHAEL CERA. I remember Arrested Development, when George Michael Bluth was the perfect straight man for that show—young, a little naive, and as confused as we were by your family imploding around you. Then you had to go be in The Worst Film Ever Made, aka Juno, playing…George Michael Bluth. Then Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist, where you played George Michael Bluth lucking into hooking up with Kat Dennings. Then Youth in Revolt, where you played George Michael Bluth with an alter ego of George Michael Bluth affecting a French accent and with a bad moustache. Now I have to hate an Edgar Wright film because of you in it, plus hear people say that you’re THE DEFINING FIGURE OF YOUNG MEN OF MY GENERATION and see you actually act even more awkward/pubescent in interviews and shit than on screen. You Canadian ponce.
(And to those of you asking why I had to see these films: I was a film critic for a while for the campus TV station at Mizzou, and some of the girls who ran the show it was on thought he was cute.)
Moving on then…FUCK YOU VERY MUCH, CANCER, for taking away one of my favorite teachers in high school (as well as a pretty good hockey coach.)
FUCK YOU, NOT HAVING AIR CONDITIONING in my new apartment (although this is changing).
And just because it’s that time of the year: FUCK THE CUBS.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Aug 13, 2010 12:40 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Totally agree on everything you said about Cera. What a chode.
BUT…I’m gonna have to object to your labeling of Juno as “The Worst Film Ever Made.” For no other reason than Ellen Page is the lead…whom I would commit horrible, unspeakable, illegal-in-37-states-and-the-District-of-Columbia acts upon, given the opportunity.
by Washoo on Aug 13, 2010 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Agreed about Juno
As long as the Twilight franchise is around THOSE movies win the title
Baltimore Blast - 6-time MISL/NISL Champions
Let's go Blues!
by UIWWildthing on Aug 13, 2010 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Good point.
And what’s sad is I think (perhaps erroneously) that Kristen Stewart might actually have some chops. Robert Pattinson is a joke and always will be, but Stewart’s shown some promise in a few of her non-Twilight roles. But she’s just wasted in these horrific movies. Terrible directing, even worse scripts…based on a pretty ridiculous and stilted book series to begin with.
I would like to see the new one she’s in about The Runaways.
Whenever my little sister is being too 13-year-old for my taste,
going all crazy over Lady Gaga and making me put on the Glee soundtrack when I have to drive her places, I can just be happy that she hates Twilight.
And actually Robert Pattinson has come out and said that he hates these movies and is literally just phoning it in because the scripts start stupid and get worse.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Aug 13, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions
At least he's honest about it, I guess.
Because it wouldn’t matter if he were Paul Newman-esque in those movies – they’d still suck. So really, you’re going to get paid, so why not put forth as little effort as possible?
Thrashing the Blues
SB Nation Atlanta - home of the Fairest and Weatheriest fans on the net.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
This is true.
But he’s sucked in everything else he’s ever been in, so…I think it’s more of a “him” problem than a “script” problem.
(But the Twilight scripts are absolutely horrific.)
My wife has cousins...
… who absolutely adore that stupid fucking Sweet Vampire High bullshit. Not one of ‘em can see the irony in sparkly creatures of the night squaring off against werewolves who don’t need to shave.
They asked me whether I was Team Sparkly or Team Smooth. I said I’m Team Credits. Roll those sumbitches and get the fuck out of the theater.
by BleedBlue42 on Aug 13, 2010 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I still can't really find Ellen Page as attractive as other people
This is probably because the first film I saw with her in it was Hard Candy, and, well…I can’t really explain it right now, as it still grosses me out.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Aug 13, 2010 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha ha, I loved that movie.
Honestly, her talent definitely makes her several magnitudes more attractive than just her looks. And she was straight money in Hard Candy.
(…I’m not a pedo, I promise. You just stay away from me, Chris Hansen.)
Rec'd like northwest Pakistan...
Ellen Page … whom I would commit horrible, unspeakable, illegal-in-37-states-and-the-District-of-Columbia acts upon, given the opportunity.
My favorite line by her is in X3, when she (as Shadowcat) tells the Juggernaut he’s a dickhead…
And she’s just as cute as a bug’s ear, besides.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Aug 13, 2010 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
You, sir, have fine taste in women.
My fiancee actually told me the other day after we saw Inception: “Man, Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s gotten to make out with her AND Zooey Dechanel. He must be, like, your hero or something.”
So, in honor of F-you Friday: FUCK YOU Joseph Gordon-Levitt. You lucky sumbitch.
Don't forget that the girl from Brick, Nora Zehenter, ain't exactly bad herself
So yeah…FUCK YOU, JGL. If not because of his casting luck, because you’ve got far too much talent for one person to hog.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Aug 13, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Superbad
F that movie. Everyone said it was so hilarious and the best movie ever and all that crap. I bought it, watched it, and kept waiting for something funny to happen. Other than the kid getting punched in the face at the liquor store, nothing. I just don’t understand it. And Micheal Cera sucks. Carry on.
Barret Jackman is my hero.
Fueled. These new shores burn. Shadow, my sweet shadow, to you I look no more.
right on fucking time
Fuck you Friday the 13th. Not once in my life has anything “unlucky” ever happened to me on one of said days. Today, I show up for work on time, and ready to get shit done. Within 20 minutes, my iPhone screen is shattered, my debit card is not in my wallet, and now I have to deal with some fucking inspector? what the fuck! here’s the deal, Mr. Inspector, i really don’t know shit about how all the pumps and shit here at the pool work. i’ll show you what i know, but i swerdagawd if you so much as look at me the wrong way, i’m gonna drown you in the baby pool. i’m sure you’re a nice guy, with a nice car and a nice family and all that jazz, but seriously, do NOT fuck with me today.
Fuck you Cubs. do i really need an explanation? no. back the fuck off.
Fuck you Detroit Assisted Living Senior Center Red Wings. I hope you all deteriorate by the AllStar Break.
Fuck the Blackhawks, simply because i hate every fucking one of you, and your fucking brown-nosing, fairweather, bandwagonning, cocksucker, trashy motherfucking fans.
Fuck you, bath-water temperature pool. i come out to this place, act as a glorified babysitter, sweat my cocknballz off and when i need a little refreshment, the goddamn water feels like i’m swimming in my own sweat.
Fuck you small children who use the pool as a toilet. I’ve had to clean up fecal matter TWICE this summer.
Fuck you parents who are too fucking inept to discipline their kids.
Fuck you concession stand, for not having any NOMNOMs for me to devour while pouting for the rest of the day.
Fuck you Snooki, you ugly bitch. I’m so fucking sick of seeing twatsicles like you handed gratuitous amounts of money for representing everything that is wrong with modern pop culture. I hope you die in a chemical fire.
and finally, fuck you ahead of time, to whichever bar i get thrown out of tonight. you think i’m gonna deal with all this bullshit sober, you got another thing comin. cue the cuervo.
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
by ilikeboyes on Aug 13, 2010 12:41 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
for the record
the inspector survived. he was nice. i didn’t have to kill him.
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
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Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
Rec'd for the Flubs, Dead Things, Bleak Hoax, and that disgusting pig Snooki...
That post absolutely reeked of awesomeness, ILB.
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Aug 13, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Re: Wikipedia
creating an SLGT page. feel free to edit, omit, fuck with, and/or fellate.
can you sense my angst?
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
aaaaand its done
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
by ilikeboyes on Aug 13, 2010 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Over / under
on the number of hours/days that stays there, as is…?
Mine is 6 hours.
PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?
shit..
i give it 45 minutes
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
13 minutes for the CSD tag
That was rather slow I’d say
Baltimore Blast - 6-time MISL/NISL Champions
Let's go Blues!
by UIWWildthing on Aug 13, 2010 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions
even wikipedia is a bandwagon Hawks fan
so FUCK YOU wikishit
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
Not sure I'd want F-U on a wiki page...
I’d rather that GT’s “Fuck Detroit” Google rank remain unthreatened by self-generated competition.
sold
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
Fuck Wikipedia!
Fuck them for trying to be all snooty and tweed-with-leather elbow patches academic when they can’t even understand that the SLGT Wiki Page is a PRIMARY FUCKING SOURCE WHEN IT’S WRITTEN BY THE FUCKING STAFF! They pass themselves off as a bunch of fucking know-it-alls and then they delete a PRIMARY FUCKING SOURCE. Ye Gods, people! Do NONE of the Wikipedia staff have a fucking History degree so they can discern the difference between PRIMARY FUCKING SOURCES and SECONDARY FUCKING SOURCES!
Editors like that are the reason why my keyboard needs a fucking “FUCKING SMITE THAT SHIT!” button.
by Paperwork Ninja on Aug 13, 2010 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
write two web pages about sltg
then reference both of them
viola. non orignal and mulit sourced
blues’ wiki page used to have a nod to game time and jeffio before not sure that its still there
A strong anvil fears no hammer
by Childhood Trauma on Aug 13, 2010 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
It was as of this morning.
13 minutes? I love you guys. That’s even faster creation/deletion than I’d guessed.
it was really harmless too
minus the “Fuck the Blackhawks” part. some people are too sensitive. sorry wikipedia, for disparaging a bunch of ignorant little cumstains.
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
Google didn't even have time to grab a cached version
unless I’m looking the wrong way.
Screen grab?
www.stlouisgametime.com
I may have one...
Looking… (checking email to see if it saved a draft email I started with it.).
PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?
fingers crossed
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
Email sent.
to gametime links and gtbradlee.
I had to crop some stuff, so it isn’t the WHOLE screen grap.. but I think it was good enough?
Let me know…
PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?
i still think
we should keep gettin on there and fuckin with it
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
Can I get a
Fuck and YES ! ! !
Rec’d like carry on luggage.
PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?
decaf time?
A strong anvil fears no hammer
by Childhood Trauma on Aug 13, 2010 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions
And heeeeeeere we go....
Fuck the Yankees on general principle. I CHEERED when Steinbrenner died earlier this year….the only sad news, it only took one Yankee life.
Fuck the Red Wings, no other reason needed.
Fuck you State of Maryland for charging my wife for $800 in back taxes she ALREADY PAID. Learn how to count you stupid fucks.
Fuck you Patricia Jessamy….for those of you who don’t know, she’s the idiot State’s Attorney General who constantly accept plea deals and lower sentences for criminals in the City of Baltimore. She’s up for re-election this year and our current police commissioner is supporting her opponent. This d-bag’s response…..to investigate the commissioner for “integrity violations”….FUCK YOU Pat Jessamy, FUCK YOU
Baltimore Blast - 6-time MISL/NISL Champions
Let's go Blues!
I didn't know we had a wiki page!
Fuck this second awkward stage: too curvy for the junior section, too young for the misses section. I totally had to buy fucking mom jeans today. I was buying fucking jeans NEXT TO AN OLD FUCKING GRANDMA!!!!!!!
Fuck tourette’s syndrome for making me a totally awkward fuck wad at the store today and almost scaring an old man into a heart attack.
And fuck people who think it’s ok to fucking GRAB me because I am ticcing. GET THE FUCK OFF ME!
Fuck this camp I worked at. I thought I was going to lose all this weight but I’m still fucking fat and I still have a fucking double chin…. and having to shop in the misses section when I should still be in juniors…
Fuck my shitty friends who never called me or responded to any of my messages over the summer.
Fuck all my medications for making me sick when I try to drink.
Fuck me for not actually having any friends in the first place to get weed from.
"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible
you'd love my friends
for that last reason right there..
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
How about introducing me to some of your friends...
(raises eyebrow, Rock-style)
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Aug 13, 2010 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
i feel like i could start business
just with my slgt friends. maybe instead of bars we should have meet and greets in the room my friends and i call “the happy room”
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
I would so be down with this.
I gotta say, a Blues loss is much more bearable and less day-ruining when one is…partaking in some herbal supplements.
Or so I’ve heard.
lord
i can’t tell you how many spliffs were sparked in the union station parking lot this past season. copious amounts, really.
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
It was the only way I made it through the playoffs last year.
I was straight-up for Game 1 in Vancouver, but I had this sinking feeling Game 2 was going to go poorly…so I hit a bowl before the game as a preventative. Unfortunately, I was right.
Ditto on that last one.
…for my…glaucoma…my dank as shit glaucoma.
Fuck you, moving! My new place is actually pretty sweet, but the whole process of moving is a bitch that we’re not even finished with for the day. It took four of us to get the couch through the front door – after already trying to get it in the back. All I want to do is jump into our new community pool, but we’ve got a shit ton of boxes still to open, not to mention we need to drop our cats off at the vet for a flea bath so those fuckers don’t follow us over here.
Fuck you, student loan refund check! Get here right the fuck now so I can pay for shit! I was hoping to get a new Halak or Petro sweater when it came in, but it’s looking like that’s not gonna happen – here’s hoping for someone to take pitty on me come my birthday or Christmas.
Fuck you, any movie that’s not The Expendables! I’m usually only a casual action movie fan, but the action sequences were fucking amazing!!! Not only did I go to the midnight show last night, but me and my friends tailgated it before hand to up the manliness!
Fuck you, new roommate! You’re a cool guy that’s a good friend and living together should be cool, but you’re a Blackhawks and Cubs fan. Also, you liked Avatar. So fuck you!
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
by J-Mill on Aug 13, 2010 2:52 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
What's wrong with "Avatar?"
Michelle Rodriguez looked good in “Avatar”… and the rest of the movie wasn’t bad, either.
Of course, I’m a tree-hugging liberal, so naturally, I’d dig a movie with that kind of message.
But hey, I served in the Army, too. Would’a loved to have one of the flying fuckin’ tanks they had in that movie… stick that up your tailpipe and smoke it, Ivan!
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Aug 13, 2010 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL
I’m not a tree hugging liberal…but I loved Avatar.
How much of it is due to the fact that I saw it on my first visit to teh States…in CA…in the first IMAX I’d ever set foot in…I don’t know. But Avatar is love. I adore it.
BLUE SKIES - new St Louis Blues hockey blog.
"Hello...I'm the Doctor. Basically....run."
"There's one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap...ME."
The Eleventh Doctor - he's da man!
by drfrankentweed on Aug 13, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
FU.....
FU, but thank you, Brandon Phillips for making an ass of yourself and then shitting the bed on the field this week. Much appreciations for allowing me to be excited about something (Cardinals baseball) until hockey starts in October.
FU Johnny Cuerto….learn how to fight. Chris Carpenter was against the backstop too and he didn’t kick…that’s right…because he PLAYED HOCKEY!
FU Friday afternoons at work….why the hell must 4 hours seem like 12?
by hockeyno93 on Aug 13, 2010 2:58 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Fuck you ...
Friday the 13th for being such an incredibly SHIT day.
Fuck you to a whole section of the population who take great delight in being utter assholes and deliberately ruining someone elses day.
Fuck you to play.com for managing to send me the wrong Dr Who action figure not once…but TWICE! And then I had to try and explain to a non Dr Who watching lady at play.com that yes, whilst I ordered the 11th Doctor…I ordered him wearing the 11th Doctor’s clothes. I did not order the “regenerated” 11th Doctor wearing the 10th Doctor’s clothes. How fucking difficult is it??
BLUE SKIES - new St Louis Blues hockey blog.
"Hello...I'm the Doctor. Basically....run."
"There's one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap...ME."
The Eleventh Doctor - he's da man!
whilst I ordered the 11th Doctor…I ordered him wearing the 11th Doctor’s clothes. I did not order the "regenerated" 11th Doctor wearing the 10th Doctor’s clothes. How fucking difficult is it??
This is both exceedingly nerdy and exceedingly fantastic at the same time.
LMAO
I got shitty at them before for sending me the wrong colour Dalek. Poor woman couldn’t understand at all why the red dalek they sent me wasn’t just as good as the black one….
And yeah – Dr Who geek of the first degree here. Watched since nappies…went to the cons…ahh happy days.
BLUE SKIES - new St Louis Blues hockey blog.
"Hello...I'm the Doctor. Basically....run."
"There's one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap...ME."
The Eleventh Doctor - he's da man!
by drfrankentweed on Aug 13, 2010 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Then I think you agree with this
FU to only having 13 episodes a year. Shit barely starts up and then you have to wait till next year and
FU Matt Smith for already saying you think next year might be your last
No one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living, the dead love affordable pre-fab furniture.
Awww
Sounds like the Matt Smith thing wasn’t true – it’s also believed they signed him to a three year contract. Karen Gillan has certainly stated more than once that Matt Smith is staying. LOL After being one of those dreading him being the Doctor…he won me over in his very first episode.
I’m a bit of a Matt Smith fan now – even though he’s …well…a tad young for me. He’s known affectionately as “kitteh” to my friends – as in “Kitteh to your cougar”. Buggers.
BLUE SKIES - new St Louis Blues hockey blog.
"Hello...I'm the Doctor. Basically....run."
"There's one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap...ME."
The Eleventh Doctor - he's da man!
by drfrankentweed on Aug 13, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Finally got caught up on the "season of specials"...
… and my wife said the same thing I did when Smith first appeared on screen. “Oh look, George McFly is the new Doctor!”
The last season hits DVD in early November. Might be an early Christmas present.
and yes
13 episodes SUCKS!
But I’m a Spooks(MI5) fan too and we only get 10 eps of those. Or 8 when the BBC has to cut the budget cos Dr Who overspent a couple of years ago….
BLUE SKIES - new St Louis Blues hockey blog.
"Hello...I'm the Doctor. Basically....run."
"There's one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap...ME."
The Eleventh Doctor - he's da man!
by drfrankentweed on Aug 13, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck Jersey Shore. My friends made me watch an episode of it after the Jays game (apparently programs like King of the Hill and The Simpsons are “gay”) and it was the stupidest shit ever. How does someone who looks like a human basketball get any action? How can you watch a show about meatheads and ditzes? HOW THE FUCK DID IT GET A 2ND SEASON?
In Lou We Trust: Continuing a saga no one really cares about
"Pfft, Wii’s where it’s at. *Swings toy plastic racquet, separates shoulder"- RudyKelly
by Kevin Sellathamby on Aug 13, 2010 4:56 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd like Kovalchuk's contract...
“Jersey Shore” is, in microcosm, every single thing that’s wrong with contemporary America.
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Aug 13, 2010 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions
And if KOTH and The Simpsons are "gay"...
…then what in the ding-dong hell is “Jersey Shore” supposed to be?
Fan ta pop culture bullshit… give me back 1976, when Joe Walsh, Ritchie Blackmore’s Rainbow, John Lennon, and herbal “supplements” were the pop culture.
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Aug 13, 2010 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Fun Fact
Mike Judge created Beavis and Butthead as his take on how fucking stupid he thought the kids of the mid 90s were. It was his way of saying F U to them, as sort of a mockery of the culture of the time. Beavis and Butthead was a huge hit with teenagers.
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.
They also think watching Poker is exciting, so they’re not the brightest fellows out there.
In Lou We Trust: Continuing a saga no one really cares about
"Pfft, Wii’s where it’s at. *Swings toy plastic racquet, separates shoulder"- RudyKelly
by Kevin Sellathamby on Aug 14, 2010 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
It's MTV. EVERYTHING gets a 2nd season on that cesspool of shit.
St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.
I just wish Music channels would go back to playing music instead of trying to one-up each other with crappy TV shows. Muchmusic (canadian version of MTV) ain’t all that better, though i’m sure Jersey Shore will come to MM soon.
In Lou We Trust: Continuing a saga no one really cares about
"Pfft, Wii’s where it’s at. *Swings toy plastic racquet, separates shoulder"- RudyKelly
by Kevin Sellathamby on Aug 14, 2010 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Lemme get in on this.....
Fuck the kid who lives next door to me…the fucker has one of those “fast and furious” street racers but doesnt ever drive it….he goes out every day and starts it, revs it up, then just sits in it for 30 minutes then goes back in the house…and he always does it WHEN IM TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP….I work nights so have a little fucking repsect!!!!!
And Fuck Verizon……I just ordered a Droid X and it wont come till the end of the month….and now Verizon is going to release a special edition of the Droid 2 with George Lucas called the R2D2…..yep fuck me…a Special Edition Empire Strikes Back Phone for the 30th anniversary of the most badass movie EVER!!!….and I wont be able to get it…..Fuck Fuck Fuck……
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
SLASH THE TIRES!!!
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP!!
SLASH THE TIRES!!
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP!!!
"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible
by Carnie on Aug 13, 2010 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Carnie....
It would do no good….as he doesnt drive the damn thing…..he just starts it up and revs it…..
ive thought about cutting the fuel line but for that ive got to get under it and it sits too low to the ground to get under it without a jack….
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
Noise pollution? A call to the local constabulary?
My wife works nights; fortunately our neighbors are usually pretty quiet. But we always have a fan running in the bedroom anyway – the white noise does a good job of eliminating most of the everyday outdoor sounds.
Put bleach in the gas tank
That will solve your problem REAL quick.
Barret Jackman is my hero.
Fueled. These new shores burn. Shadow, my sweet shadow, to you I look no more.
Puppies
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
What you don't know...
… is that they’re all running from the poop they just left in somebody’s loafers.
Or because the alpha male in their new pack just screamed
They chewed up my remote!
In a related note, a puppy that may or may not have been today’s inspiration attacked my laptop a few minutes ago and turned on something called “Caret Scrolling.” Fucking great.
What kind of beer would make you feel better?
I will see what I can do to help. (aside from being a hitman)
PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?
the wet kind.
Pretty much.
In a scenario that pretty much defines my “succeeding downwards” trend in life, the cheaper the better.
Wait, you're a hitman?
And you’d take a contract on a puppy? That’s cold, man. Funny, but cold.
by Paperwork Ninja on Aug 13, 2010 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions
F U
summer heat. You think sweaty balls are bad you should have sweat running down from under your boobs.
FU winter if you are not in inverse proportion to the summer. I want snow and lots of it. Not only because I love snow but because without a shit ton of snow days my kids will be out of school May 13th next yr.
Yeah I know the school yr hasn’t started yet but it’s close.
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
WHAT?
Where do you live where students are out May 13th? What district is that? I teach, and every district I’ve worked for/attended have been out after Memorial Day…every f-ing year.
FU
FU lost toothpicks in shag carpet. Locust tree spikes are more forgiving.
FU Oprah. The fuck you doin give that buffet queen Rosie O’ Cupcake another talk show? Now thanks to you every time I channel surf I’m gonna be traumatized by her flapping jowls and black piehole.
FU Mr. No Shoulders. I know you fucking rattlers like the shade by the door on our mtn commo site but I gotta get in to work. Your fucking buzzin puckers me up something fierce. Crawl you evil forked tongue azz somewhere else. FU also to my employer that says we can’t be armed anymore to shoot them fucking buzz worms in place.
FU Doves and pidgeons. Yeah I know the season opener is 2 weeks off and it’s shoulder to shoulder on my telco wires where you fucks preen and coo at me. Same to the ones zipping back and forth in front of me as I drive causing me to swerve off into the ditch from going chameleon trying to track their flights. Just don’t stray too far east fuckos, Ima oblitcherate your whole dayum family tree.
FU Cubs, just cause I like flying elbow drops from the top turnbuckle.
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
i'd call this
a pretty damn successful F-U friday.
to end the night, i’d like to say Fuck You to mother nature/weather channel. its a gotdamn monsoon and my fuckin winders are down. great friday the 13th.
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
Might as well just leave 'em down.
I made the mistake once of rolling my windows up halfway through a rainstorm.
Bad, BAD idea. My car smelled like a mix of mildew & rotten vegetables for about 4 weeks before it finally aired out. Just leave ’em down, park it somewhere sunny as soon as it stops raining, and let it air out.
yeah this isn't the first time
leather seats are pretty clutch in times like these
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
IBTL
FU to the skunk who just tear gassed the house again. What the fuck did I do to you to deserve yet another bombing. FUCK. If it’s the local tomcats you’re in a spray contest with let me know, I’ll take them out for you. Sweet jeebus, you outta bottle that shit and sell it.
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
FU official timekeeper for the board here
I was in before the buzzer
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
Gee where to start...
Fuck this sinus headache that just won’t go away. I thought I was going to pass out this morning with the non stop throbbing. I’ve had this for well over a week.
Fuck losing my old screen name, so now I’ve add the _ to a new one.
Fuck The Cubs, and Red Wings. But Fuck The Reds. Fuck you Reds.
Fuck this fucking summer heat that made me sick in the first place. Sweating and melting away is really fun, not. As much as I love my Cardinals, and I do, I am so ready for some Blues hockey. Bring it on all ready. My favorite time of the year, baseball playoffs and the start of hockey…aaah.
Fuck you A. Rod. you whiney self loving cheat. I’m sick to death of you.
And Fuck whatever else is annoying me at the moment.
Fuck you loud ass locusts, I wish I could find them so I could bug spray them to death. And Fuck you crickets outside my window at night. Both of you stfu up all ready!
I feel better now, I think.
Fuck you, Queen City Red Stockings. Or Brandon Phillips and Johnny "The Boot" Cueto, at least.
Fuck you, hockey season that doesn’t start for another month-and-a-half.
Fuck you, headaches.
Fuck you, Patrick Kane. Next time, you STAY on that crow’s nest and prove your manliness, Goddamnit.
Fuck you, White Castle haters. Sliders are the perfect finish to a trip back home from a baseball game.
And fuck you, the rest of the NHL’s Central Division. It’s about to be on.
St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.
by Donut King on Aug 14, 2010 1:31 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
A double fuck you to Cueto
for spiking LaRue. Who is an ex-Red, which is kinda ironic in a sense. They should of let someone blast him. And Brandon “needs to shut the fuck up” Phillips a double fuck you to you as well.
I forgot one
Fuck you spider that was crawling on my blanket and scaring the hell out of me.
Fuck you Cubs, and Fuck you Z.
And Fuck you nhl for making us wait for hockey!
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