11) We smell what Halak is cookin
10) The Berenson Cowboy? Better than losers in green suits
9) Our young stars aren’t dumb enough to get stuck on ladders
8) Name dropping T.J. Oshie might totally get you laid
7) We can’t promise a cup, but Cam Janssen might kill a Blackhawk this year
6) Hey kids we got rid of that creepy guy that flew around on the glider
5) This will probably be your last chance to get in some one-liners on Eric Brewer
4) Brett Hull? We fucking love that guy
3) Cuz no one parties like JD
2) Louie has vowed to kneecap the Cotton Eyed Joe guy and push Towel Guy at some point this year
1) If you don’t come to games, Bob Plager will officially make Wednesdays “Hip check a punk ass day” at your work