You know what, Friday? F-You too.
by gallagher on Aug 20, 2010 3:38 PM CDT
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PrintJust because no one really gets off easy on F-You Friday, even the most-loved day of the week has to catch some shit today.
1. Fuck you Friday. Just because. Acting all high and mighty because idiots want to say stupid shit like "Thank god it's Friday!" and "Sometimes it feels like four Mondays in row, but Friday is always awesome!" You know what, sometimes Fridays blow goats too. Next person that says TGIF is getting a literacola all over their freaking head.
2. Fuck you promises. Yes, I promised to have a reader-submitted F-You this week. And I promised to let you know how to submit it sometime this week. Promises, kiddies, are for genies. I forgot. Either that or I was still recovering from last saturday's hi-jinks. I'm not sure which. And while promises are only as good as the moment they are issued, I'm pretty sure I promise to make sure I get the info out next week.
For reals.
3. Fuck you Blues. Nah, I'm not really feeling it. Just trying to go all Brad Lee for a minute there. I am sick of waiting for something, anything even halfway related to professional hockey to start happening. Maybe to kill some time we should do a local Media Bracket or something. Maybe I'll see if Bradley Leigh Lee wants to get involved with that....
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Holy Shit ! ! !
getting a literacola all over their freaking head
I know exactly what this references ! !
FUCK YOU SBN for not posting my fucking article I spent two days righting writing.
It is linked HERE, but not on the site?… WTF ! ! !
PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?
FU trying to sell a house
Can’t do a god damn thing and have to keep everything absolutely perfect just in case someone wants to come over and look at it. Plus stuck in limbo on building the new house until someone agrees to buy the old one cause we need the money.
No one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living, the dead love affordable pre-fab furniture.
Fuck Motorola and Verizon.....
for not making enough of the Droid X to meet demand…..I ordered the damn thing a week ago and its still another week out……How about producing the fuck out of a product before you sell it…that way people dont have to wait for 2 FUCKING WEEKS for their damn shit!!!!!
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
seconded on the fuck you to Fridays
they especially suck when you’re someone who has to work Saturdays, since everyone else is all ‘oh, it’s Friday, woo!" and you’re a sucker.
Also, Fuck you wisdom teeth, for being such a pain in the ass to get out.
Fuck you, owner of the shop where I work, for generally being a dick and an insecure belligerent bully who surrounds himself with nervous yes-women to do your bidding because you’re too scared to talk to them like actual people since you have no managerial or organizational skills. Fuck you in the nostril for making me want to beat orphans with baby seals. I will replace your life with spiders.
and finally, FUCK YOU to the Toronto Sun. PPP is all abuzz as to why.
"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Oh domi
You boys get that syrup in you and get all antsy in the pantsy. As previously stated by Captain O’hagan.
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.
Totally seconded on the Sun stuff.
How many more times does that paper have to be unprofessional in regards to you guys before they catch on to the hilarity that they’re the ones being unprofessional to a bunch of sarcastic bloggers, and not the other way around?
Thrashing the Blues
SB Nation Atlanta - home of the Fairest and Weatheriest fans on the net.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
FUCK PROFESSIONALISM!
(Sorry, just restating the Toronto Sun’s motto. Dumb bastards.)
St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.
Fuck you work
I told work to fuck off now im unemployed, FUCK YOU FUCK YES. I will maybe write an awesome fuck you to that place later but now im gonna get drunk. Tonight I will get fucking drunk knowing I am alive again on the inside, not trying to forget how fucking dead I was.
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.
If I wasn’t eating tylenol and advil like Skittles, I;d join you in drinking. To be honest, I wouldn’t be surprised if I would make more a week from unemployment benefits than what I’m making working. To the google! And FUCK work!
"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
I just deposited my student loan refund check today,
so I don’t have a whole lot to Fuck Yous to dole out, but here goes.
Fuck you, Mom! I love you, but you apparently don’t understand English sometimes. A few months ago, my uncle in Chicago said he got an extra ticket for the Cards-Cubs game at Wrigley on Sept. 25th, so he told my mother who told me. I was worried that that date might interfere with a show I’ll probably be doing this fall, though I wasn’t sure, so I said at the time “We’ll see.” Then about 2 months ago I found out that it’d be fine, so I told her that (at least I’m pretty sure I did). Today I ask her if the whole family is going to Chicago or if I should get my own train to Chicago, and she said that she thought I couldn’t go and that she thinks she told my uncle that. Goddammit!
Fuck you, guy in charge of our Internet! You said you guys would be done fixing your problems so we could have working Internet by 5 or 6 on Monday. Here it is on Fuck You Friday, and I’m still on my iPhone using 3G and paying for it, instead of my new apartment’s Wifi, which I’m also paying for.
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
by J-Mill on Aug 20, 2010 4:37 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
My turn....
FU NHL11 Demo on Xbox360. FU Chicago Blackhawks oozing your putridness all over my tv screen. FU “demo” games NOT allowing us to change teams to something other than Philly or Fuckhawks and then fU again for only allowing us to play the 3rd period of a game.
FU heart attacks taking people randomly out of the blue who we had hoped to visit with over the holidays in Chicago.
FU stupid boring work and your new computer system. And FU me for having used up too much vaca/PTO so I have like none left and its only August.
FU hockey off season….PLEASE be October NOW!!
Put your big girl panties on and deal with it!
FU
FU you my church. I lost the trivia contest last night during our church pot luck dinner by 1 point. Not only did I get the last question wrong but was immediately asked to leave. The question was “Where do women have the curliest hair?” Apparently the correct answer is the “Fiji Islands.”
FU new barber shop I tried today. The fuck you doing letting your barbers cut my hair while yapping to their friends on their cells. I like my ears still attached you dumbfucks. Cutting hair takes 2 hands and your undivided attention, I had to clean up the Flow-Bee job you inflicted on my gourd when I got home.
FU ants. Do you ever run out of replacements?
FU war and our military dying. I know we need to keep our boot on the neck of the terrorists but it pains me deeply to read of each death over in the sand box. Way too young for some of our best and brightest.
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
by spectr17 on Aug 20, 2010 5:58 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
spec never mention pussy,.....
In a church unless youre talking about your cat……i learned that at a yung age and a backhand from my mother…..
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
that would have been my answer too
and then I would have argued the validity of the trivia question, because “where” is not inclusively imply “where in the world” . . . if you want to avoid questionable answers, then they should have a non church member (or a 12 yr old boy) double check them before the trivia night
of course at my church . . . i would have won w/ that answer!
And now my turn
Fuck you for taking shit out on me just because you’re pissed at my sister. Got a problem then take it up with her, not me, got it two faced assholes.
Fuck you storms, I don’t mind a good storm now and then, but today is not an off day for my Cardinals, and I want to watch my damn game!
Fuck you power company, how many times must the power go out in one week. Fix the problem.
Fuck you car for dying on me. When I really need one, and when I really liked you.
Fuck you family, just because.
And finally, Fuck you off season. I Want Hockey!
Oops forgot one, Fuck you joints for being in pain and pain pills not working to kill that pain. Damn it.
And I unload...
Fuck you divorce. It just sucks balls. Most of my friends went the way of the ex or act extremely awkward. Now when I need it most, no one is around on a Friday night. Fuck it hard. Fuck buying a house with a woman who decided to bail a year into the deal. Now I am stuck with the stack of bricks in the worst housing market in recent history.
Fuck my dog who freaks the shit out when there is a storm at home while I am at work. Scraping the paint off the bedroom door and tearing up the carpet. Chill the fuck out.
Fuck the squirrels along with my dogs because they eat all my tomatoes in my garden. I spent over $300 bucks on garden shit this spring so I could have tomatoes right now. I have not had one ripe tomato from my garden yet. Fuck you squirrels and dogs. Farg you in the fargin ICEHOLE!
Fuck the little asshole kids who almost gave me a heart attack five minutes ago when they kicked my door. Goddamn little shits.
I need a drink and I need some hockey damnit.
Fuck you The Point
For not having every weekend be a wayback weekend. www.KPNT.com Fuck eyah
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.
FUCK YOU YOUTUBE
WHERE THE FUCK IS GOING TO THE LIQUOR STORE. One of if not hte greatest going to the liquor store songs ever and youtube has hermit crab fuck parties but not going to the godamn liquor store by the urge. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SOVIET RUSSIA AGAIN?
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.
is that what you're looking for?
St. Louis Game Time Fact: Morning links are part of a well-balanced meal.
SBNSTL Writing about the Blues in more than one line is tough.
Yeah
I was sorta drunk at the time I went looking for it and the only lyric I could remember was going to the liquor store.
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.
A. Fucking. Men.
St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.
Fuck you, boss for being sick today.
I couldn’t go see the Stanley Cup at the Capitol today. And fuck the Blackhawks fans at work who say it’s the closest the Cup will ever get to St. Louis!
by Paperwork Ninja on Aug 20, 2010 9:47 PM CDT reply actions
Fuck seeing the Stanley Cup unless A) You're in Toronto at the HHoF, or B) St. Louis wins the damn thing.
Only two acceptable answers.
You go to the Illinois State Fair to see it? Come on, now.
St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.
Hey, I got my picture taken with Lord Staley's mug at the Draft in 1996...
Not givin’ that up for anything.
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Aug 21, 2010 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
"Stanley," not "Staley."
Staley is the Bears’ mascot…
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Aug 21, 2010 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah when we hit the....
3rd round in 2001 the cup went on a tour to all the Sears in the US…..Lord Stanley was at St Clair Square in Fairveiw Heights and I got a couple of pics with it….
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
Fuck you, general practitioner.
One of the Rx’s you gave me is causing me hand shakes and general mini twitches in my muscles, and you won’t call me back on the phone to get it straightened out. Of course it’s the one that I need for anxiety that is hereditary (fuck you, genes!) that if I don’t have I feel the need to snap and kill a student, take out the English teacher at the end of the hallway who is the dress code Nazi from hell and possibly insane, and run out of the building screaming and to the nearest bar.
Alcohol at least only gives you the shakes when you drink more than a normal person should for 6 months and quit cold turkey, which is not something that I plan on trying.
Thrashing the Blues
SB Nation Atlanta - home of the Fairest and Weatheriest fans on the net.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
SSRI?
(Celexa, Lexapro, Prozac, Luvox, Paxil, Zoloft, etc.)
Tremor is a common side effect. It’s usually worse in the first 1-3 weeks, then goes away. You probably don’t need to worry unless the symptoms become “Parkinsonian” – that is, gross tremor (think Michael J. Fox), rigidity, or find yourself unable to move a limb on command or have difficulty walking. Now, Parkinsonism is extremely rare, and you probably won’t see it. But the tremor is “normal.”
I’m not a doctor, but I play one during the week. :-) (I’m an M3 at Wash U, and I’m on Lexapro, so I know a thing or two about it.)
Hope that helps.
A couple more things:
If the tremor has persisted beyond the first month or so, it’s probably worth talking to your doc to see about switching to another drug. It’s really strange – even though the SSRI’s all have the same mechanism and (in theory) all do the exact same thing, each one usually has a different side effect profile in different people. So it may be worth switching.
It also might be worth investigated a non-SSRI treatment – something like Lyrica, Cymbalta, Buspar, or Effexor.
Washoo.....
Look me up when you hit the ER at Childrens……..Im a tech in the unit and I need numbers to counter the increasing Fuck Detroit fandom……
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
Ha ha, will do.
I’ll probably do a Sub-I over there next year. Look for the guy with the Halak shirt on under his scrubs.
I would love to do that...
… if he’d call me back. I hate my GP – I need to switch to one closer to me that I can understand. It’s just become a force of habit I guess. I would like to switch, but I’ve gotten kind of comfortable with how the Wellbutrin effects me – I might have the emotional depth of a puddle, but holy crap is the apathy awesome. It’s great – a kid could light himself on fire like a Buddhist monk in the middle of my room and I wouldn’t notice.
Thrashing the Blues
SB Nation Atlanta - home of the Fairest and Weatheriest fans on the net.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Bingo!
The thing is, I’ve been on it for a year or so and it’s just popped up – I’m wondering if it’s reacting w/my blood pressure & cholesterol meds. I know it’s the Wellbutrin, b/c when I didn’t take it for a couple of days I was fine. It’s just super annoying.
I’m not at the MJF level – other people can’t really see it, but it’s still annoying as shiz. Thank you for the advice! This site comes in handy for everything. :)
Thrashing the Blues
SB Nation Atlanta - home of the Fairest and Weatheriest fans on the net.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Ah, well that could be the problem
The half-life of buproprion is about 20 hours. So after 3 days of not taking it, your blood levels would be pretty low. But if you’ve been on it for a long time, your receptors are sensitized, so when you started up again – boom side effects.
But yeah, it’s metabolized in the liver by the P450 system, which is the same enzyme that metabolizes a bunch of other drugs, so interactions between drugs is def. a possibility.
Sorry your PMD won’t get back to you. Good luck getting it worked out.
by Washoo on Aug 21, 2010 4:38 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Fudge, but thank you for confirming what I thought was going on.
I a funny feeling that it was this, since it’s metabolized in the liver, as is I think my cholesterol meds. Uuugggh. I’ll figure something out – danke much!
Thrashing the Blues
SB Nation Atlanta - home of the Fairest and Weatheriest fans on the net.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
I had something like that happen
My cymbalta and muscle relaxers didn’t mix. I was twitchy all over. What a pain in the ass. Fuck you meds.
Hey Gallagher, It was TGIF but it is now Saturday by 17 minutes.
31 days until something halfway related to Professional Hockey. The Marine Corps taught me to avoid even bigger challenges than Literacola (Alcohol Induded Gaelic)? Large caliber rounds coming past my head, now that really scares me. Smith
Gallagher I am too old and have too many missing body parts to fight.
The VA clinics are the high points of my social life. Still, 21 days to preseason “Hockey”. Will I ever get a good look at at Lord Stanleys Cup with the Blues engraved on it? Its been 45 Years………………..
Because it's always 10x funnier when you have to explain your jokes....
Marines always say that to the Navy guys to piss ‘em off – you’re just drivin us to the fight.
Fuck you boss…you are a complete dickhead that does not appreciate the people in your lab that busts their asses for you. Fuck you for dumping all of your venom on me when I happen to be one of 3 people that you absolutely rely on and seem to constantly get shit accomplished.
Fuck you prestigious university in St. Louis that I work at for not doing anything about said boss. We know he has had a ton of complaints over the years, but you do nothing to tighten the leash a little bit. FUck you
Fuck you summer, you suck as a season. Baseball is fucking boring to watch on TV and the season lasts too long so its hard to care. Why can’t there be some random hockey league playing in Europe or something that I can watch on NHL network.
Fuck you NHL Network. I really don’t need to constantly see re-runs of fucking Detroit and Chicago winning Stanley Cups.
Fuck you money, why can’t I have more of you?!
Fuck you chicks who take advantage of nice guys. You are screwing with one of my good friends when you clearly have no intention of dating him. Go fuck yourself.
Hatred Walking
by Doc Whiskey on Aug 21, 2010 7:23 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Wow... I can absolutely 100% rekate to EVERY SINGLE ONE of these f-you's, Doc...
Rec’d like my credit rating… thanks again, honey, for your stubborn unwillingness to try and work things out when we hit the only real major crisis of our 17-year former marriage. When they say, “when the going gets tough, the tough get going,” I’m pretty sure they didn’t have in mind your getting going to Mom and Dad’s in Bumfuck, Georgia, only to hook up with some dude you knew in high school and haven’t seen in thirty friggin’ years.
/vent.
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Aug 21, 2010 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I agree on the money thing.
And for the stupid girl for scewing with one of the few good guys (one that I can never find) Fuck you.
If you're female and a Blues' fan...
…drop me a line at Prospect HQ.
I’m a good guy. :-)
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Aug 21, 2010 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, I know it's Saturday...
… but one more thing – Fuck you Cardinals for letting the Reds get 4.5 ahead of you. You’ve played like shit for the past week and a half. We can’t beat the Cubs or the Brewers? What the hell is this? The Cards are the sports team that dulls the pain of the other two teams I root for. What is their major malfunction this year?
Thrashing the Blues
SB Nation Atlanta - home of the Fairest and Weatheriest fans on the net.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
I don't know, but it's pissing me off, too...
Losing two of three to the Cubs and Brewers, in back-to-back series, is straight-up gangsta trippin’ bullshit, yo.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Aug 21, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
It's frustrating.
I’m glad that I saw the last few outs of the game tonight at the bar that I was at… it made me feel a little better about Chinpuff, but we’re still three and a half behind the Reds now, I think. It’s just frustrating… there’s no reason that we should be playing this badly. Nada.
Thrashing the Blues
SB Nation Atlanta - home of the Fairest and Weatheriest fans on the net.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
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