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Sunday Links/Open Thread: The escalator is finally fixed edition

You read that title right. Let the trumpets echo the splendor of the renewed convenience in reaching the upper levels.


Blues News:

  • I made it a point to get an answer on the escalator when I went to Scottrade to procure two tickets to the season opener. Yes, Virginia, there is a fully functional escalator. (No link, but it's newsworthy anyhow)

NHL News:

Other Stuff:

Video:

Musics. First, continuing the ever-present theme of "drunk" here at GT.

"Beer" by Reel Big Fish

Prospect Department enjoys him some Amy Lee from Evanescence and sent this in, accordingly.


Open Thread Topic:

If you had the option to punch one person in the face for doing harm (of any sort) to the Blues, who would it be?

For my money, it's Steve Yzerman. Fucker ruined the rest of 1996 for me.

Make your arguments for Bill Laurie and others in the comments. Feel free to include your plans to celebrate the repaired escalator.

 

 

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I have a number of Loony Tunes from WWII in my video collection. Great morale boost for the nation and our soldiers.

Since my Blues fandom lasts only from the 90’s on…my blood red hatred is for Ass master Lou Lamorillo for the whole Scott Stevens fiasco, Butt pirate Yzerman for obvious reasons, Bill Laurie for being a fucking douche bag, Jack-Off Nick Kyprios for plowing Fuhr, Muther F’n San Jose for the 1st round defeat in ’00, Roman Turek for being Roman Turek, finally Mike Danton for putting a stain on the org that kinda still exists today.

by I_AM_SPARTACUS on Aug 22, 2010 6:34 AM CDT reply actions  

Know who made some badass WW2 cartoons?

Dr. Seuss. Before he was stacking turtles and coloring eggs he was a ww2 propaganda writer He also liked to drink.
“While at Dartmouth, [Seuss] was caught drinking gin with nine friends in his room, violating national Prohibition laws of the time. -wiki

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Aug 22, 2010 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who would I punch in the face???

While Yzerman, Kypreos and Bill Laurie all all good choices I still harbor a strong hate for the past…..

Enter one Judge Edward Houston………Scott Stevens? Not only would I like to punch him in the face but Id also like to ram a pineapple up his ass sideways…….
While we cant say for sure how things would have gone had we kept him could you imagine a blue line in the 90’s with Stevens, MacInnis and Pronger Doubtful Yzerman even gets to game 7 in 96’………

I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......

"I've got a bad feeling about this..."

by dablues7 on Aug 22, 2010 7:49 AM CDT reply actions  

And I plan to.....

Celebrate the repaired escalator by…….NEVER RIDING IT AGAIN!!!!!!…..

Stairs for me thank you…..

I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......

"I've got a bad feeling about this..."

by dablues7 on Aug 22, 2010 7:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

puched in the face?

might hurt a little, but if i get the chance, i’m playing the bongos, semin style (to mercilessly take a recent links joke), on iron mike keenan. what a tool.

Next in the Nate the Great mystery series: Nate the Great searches for a free-agent forward who doesn't blow dicks.

by NateTheGreat. on Aug 22, 2010 8:09 AM CDT reply actions  

Judge Edward Houston

is a winner…of a punch in the face. He ruined a possible multiple Stanley Cup winning club.

by stlfan on Aug 22, 2010 9:07 AM CDT reply actions  

Yay for first sunday morning back at school

last night we may or may not have gotten my friends evicted from their apartment… look nobody said it was illegal to play beer pong on the roof

Look I'm sure youre a nice person and everything but that Redwings jersey you're wearing makes me want to cave your face in with my fist...it's not you it's me and the fact that you're a fucking Redwings fan

by RFJCC on Aug 22, 2010 11:49 AM CDT reply actions  

A voice from the not

to long ago past.
Nice of you to drop by RJ

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.

It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder

by luvhockey on Aug 22, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

you forgot

that the illegal part was playing beer pong on the neighbor’s roof.

Sometimes, I wonder why hockey came south of St. Louis, and then I realize, I'm south of St. Louis. Coincidence, I think not.

by Will in STL on Aug 23, 2010 12:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

we were above a bar… how could that be illegal?

Look I'm sure youre a nice person and everything but that Redwings jersey you're wearing makes me want to cave your face in with my fist...it's not you it's me and the fact that you're a fucking Redwings fan

by RFJCC on Aug 24, 2010 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Whitfield out for the year

http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=331329

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Aug 22, 2010 2:36 PM CDT reply actions  

My punch in the face would go to . . . Kris Draper. For being a complete douche.

And today’s first video is a perfect opportunity for me to point out that The Point is having Way Back Weekend . . . like, right fucking now. I love Way Back Weekends. They should happen WAY more often.

St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.

by Donut King on Aug 22, 2010 6:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Way back weekend

is scary. I here songs that are supposed to by waaayyyy back and I think that was when I was in high school, or college. Wasn’t that 5 yrs ago.

Depressing, very very depressing

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.

It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder

by luvhockey on Aug 22, 2010 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, these songs were all 10+ years ago.

I still can’t believe I’ve been out of high school that long.

St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.

by Donut King on Aug 22, 2010 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pfft... ten years... is that all?

My friend, I graduated from Highland High School (Thornton, CO) before you were even born in Historic Macoupin County.

Yeah, I feel every one of those 49 years sometimes…

B.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Aug 24, 2010 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great and all . . .

but I was born in Montgomery County. I just live here. Hah!

Yeah, I know. Too young to be complaining about being old, I guess.

St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.

by Donut King on Aug 24, 2010 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

St. Francis Hospital, Litchfield, I'm guessing...

That’s where everyone in my family before me was born. I’m the first Weidler to have been born at CMH in Staunton.

B.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Aug 25, 2010 8:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Or perhaps at the Key Largo Club in Scenic Witt?

Assuming it’s still around. I haven’t been to Witt since 1984 or so.

by Paperwork Ninja on Aug 25, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm surprised to know anyone else remembered that Witt existed.

I don’t think Key Largo is still around. I’ll probably check tomorrow when I’m at work.

Anyway, B had the correct answer. SFH.

St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.

by Donut King on Aug 25, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bobby Orr.

I’m sick of that fucking “History Will Be Made” commercial. And that fucking goal.

by Paperwork Ninja on Aug 22, 2010 8:22 PM CDT reply actions  

ixnay on the Robert Orr hatin

Even though he put the dagger in the Blues in 1970 Bobby Orr was a god to many of us fans. He hung the dayum moon.

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Aug 22, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

These are all great choices

I’ll add Joel Quenneville. For peddling the line of BS “You’ll never win a Cup with Brett Hull”. Dial back the ego a notch moustache-man. The Brett Hull era was the only time in their history the Blues didn’t struggle to score goals.

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong. But that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

by baroose on Aug 22, 2010 10:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Bout time for the people mover to get fixed

My friend John, his boy and me were just about to get on that death trap when it let go. One of the weirdest sounds I’ve ever heard as it came unspooled. The groaning in the aftermath reminded my of the 4 Screen Drive In Theatre in St. Ann.

Punch in the face? Derek Sanderson for taking Bob Plager’s knee out.

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Aug 22, 2010 10:50 PM CDT reply actions  

But the Turk wore the 'Note later in his career, so you'd think he made his peace with Bob at some point?

Besides, Derek Sanderson was just about my favorite non-Blue back in the day, when he was playing for the Bruins. The Turk, Stan Mikita, Ken Dryden and Bernie Parent.

B.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Aug 24, 2010 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dunno

The Turk cut several years off Plager’s career with that hatchet job. Iffen it were me I don’t think I could get past that, on my team or not.

Maybe in that epic Blues vs Ranger brawl they got it all sorted out? One question I’d like to ask Bob if I ever run into him at his bar is how he feels about the Turk.

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Aug 25, 2010 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

How bout the City of St. Louis, state and feds for taxing the Blues to death?

Ticket tax, city tax, state tax, employment tax, real estate tax, income tax. Carpet tax, brass tax thumb tax………………

by hoozis on Aug 23, 2010 1:33 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

If you had the option to punch one person in the face for doing harm (of any sort) to the Blues, who would it be?

Keenan, Kypreos, Judge Houston… all excellent choices, but I have one more to submit.

BasketBill Wal-Mart Boy Laurie.

For a multiplicity of reasons, not the least of which is being a complete douchehat. While Keenan, Kyrpeos, and Houston all did damage to this freanchise, who did more damage to the franchise — financially, competitively, and in terms of the team’s standing in the community — than The Cheater’s Daddy?

B.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Aug 23, 2010 7:17 AM CDT reply actions  

Love that song... and Amy...

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Aug 23, 2010 7:18 AM CDT reply actions  

I can watch that video ten times a day...

…and often do.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Aug 25, 2010 8:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Can it be anybody besides Keenan?

Yes. But my vote is still Mike Keenan, hands-down. He did more to tarnish and destroy hockey in Saint Louis than the lockout. Lesson learned? Never give Satan any GM responsibilities.

by 314 Threads on Aug 24, 2010 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Keenan's damage to the franchise was repaired pretty quickly...

…the Blues are still paying — financially, cempetitively and in terms of their standing in the community — for what BasketBill did to the franchise.

A Schrutebuck for anyone who can link me to the famous Bill Laurie drunk-ass mug shot.

B.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Aug 25, 2010 8:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

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