Its fuck you friday and I haven't had enough fucking or YOU so lets get this done. 2 hours left I gotta salvage this shit.
Once upon a post season dreary, as I websearched bored and weary
over many a strange and curious case of stats of seasons long before.
Abruptly there came a yapping, snapping at my forum door.
"Tis a new poster" I muttered, Yapping at my forum door.
Only this and nothing more.
Awkwardly he started squawking, ignorantly he started talking.
And there upon my fanpost he started uttering, perched upon my website muttering.
Was a blackhawk fan with attempts of trolling, and on the in he came a rollin.
"Blackhwks is the best!!!!111one!!" he uttered, "Toes is the best captain ever" the insult he muttered once before.
And quoth the Icion "Shut up kid your moms a whore."
Then post seasons whims became apparent, his teams fate was abhorrent .
"Repeat is certain" he simply boasted, before TSN stories of bufuglien were posted.
Then came Ladd and Versteeg their spots both toasted.
With arbitration came Niemi who's services they shut the door.
"Our remaining roster I do adore" with fake confidence he boasted.
"We will win a cup again soon, right?" but his hopes were tore.
Quoth the Icion, `Nevermore.'