Chris Chelios To Work For Wings
Considering the news that octogenarian Chris Chelios has agreed to go to work for the Red Wings but that they have yet to determine what his duties or official title will be, we thought maybe we could help out our friends in Beirut Detroit with a Top 11 Suggested Job Titles For Chris Chelios....
11. Director of Very Senior Scouting
10. Ambassador To Corporate Partners, Cialis Account
9. Senior Council on Mid-Day Napping
8. Vice President in Charge of 4:30 pm Buffet Dinners
7. Staff Non Genius
6. Director of Food Services, Lethal Locations Division
5. Training Staff, Osteoporosis Expert
4. Legal Department - Beating DUI Convictions Expert
3. Assistant Coach, Dirty and Cheap Shot Play
2. Liason To Devil For Soul Sales
1. River, Old Man
Your suggestions in the comments, if you please.
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Konstantinovs new wheelchair pusher....
and the guy who wipes the drool off his chin….
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
I would have put the over/under on a Vlad joke at 7 comments.
So you’re ahead of the curb.
www.stlouisgametime.com
Brad just read my sig.....
every time I post a comment theres a Vlad joke…..I hope he burns in hell…..
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
Damnit, you took mine…
In Lou We Trust: The system hates us, man.
"Pfft, Wii’s where it’s at. *Swings toy plastic racquet, separates shoulder"- RudyKelly
by Kevin Sellathamby on Aug 9, 2010 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Special Assistant Executive to Father Time
He’s only a decade older than me, but that’s half a career in the NHL.
Also “The Beirut Red Wings” sounds like a great team name. All we have to do now is convince the five people left living there to change the city’s name.
Chief Historian.
From the time when he helped Antoine de la Mothe Cadillac lay the foundation for Fort Detroit, up through 1996 when he and Steve Yzerman founded the NHL, and on through the present day.
Oh, and he’d like to make clear that his restaurant is one of the safest places in the whole city, having hosted only one murder.
Moses' Personal Secretary...
I’m sure Moses is being recruited by the Wings right now… hell, he’s a whippersnapper compared to Cheli, Modano, and Lidstrom.
Thrashing the Blues
SB Nation Atlanta - home of the Fairest and Weatheriest fans on the net.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Holder, His Own Jock.
St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.

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