Now with extra Eff. F-You Friday.
by gallagher on Sep 10, 2010 11:00 AM CDT
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1. Fuck you friends. This weekend is the annual gathering of college buddies where we'll drink too much, make too much fun of each other and probably end up on the verge of hating each other by Monday morning. Along the way we're going to have a lot of laughs, but I just know I'm going to get way too little sleep because my friends are a pack of disrespectful assholes and the second you show weakness by, you know, going to sleep, they're all over your shit. So, fuck you guys in advance for all the shitty sleep I'm going to get. I just hope I don't go home with fucking binary code all over my legs in black Sharpie this year.
2. Fuck you weirdness over the captaincy. Is it too much to ask that our favorite hockey franchise just not be so fucking weird? Why is it that even the most mundane topics get blown out of proportion and then rather than just simply dealing with it, leadership makes the whole bag of shit even weirder?
Case in point is the Blues captaincy. Eric Brewer is an emotionless robot. That's just fact. He also is about the fifth-best defenseman on the team (scientific fact). He is also the captain somehow. Fans everywhere who can not agree on anything with this team almost all agree that it seems like an awful fit to have Brewer serve as team captain.
Then, when someone in the media asks an innocuous question about the seemingly emerging leadership roles of the younger players, management turns it into a non-specific defense of the Robot Captain. Easy, pardner. Go easy. The question wasn't, "When are you dipshits going to unbolt the C from Brewer's shiny metal chest and stick it on David Backes?" By jumping off on some general defense of The Man Who Was A Manila Folder you make yourself look defensive and, well, weird.
Here's your unsolicited advice for the week: Just tell the fans that Eric Brewer is a quiet leader in the locker room and on the bench. Fans will never see it, but he has the respect of the players and he is the perfect choice for captain of this team.
Boom. Done.
Until next year, anyway.
3. Fuck you, Fuck You song. The attention span of the American public is ridiculously short. A great a idea for Team Mel t-shirt just three weeks ago feels incredibly stale today. Along the same lines, I fucking get it already, Fuck You Song. It's funny because you're saying Fuck You and you're singing it in a nice way. Well done, you're very clever. How's that working out for you, by the way? Being clever, I mean.
Fine, you hit on something. But christ on a cracker, it's been, what?, a week or two already since averagejoe was on the front end of this thing? Give it a rest everyone. Yay, curse words are funny. Tell me some shit I don't alfuckingready know.
4. Fuck you, uncool cops. You know how many cool cops I've met? Tons and tons. In fact, I've met so many cool cops it's hard for me to believe that there are uncool cops. And yet, you guys keep finding me. It seems unpossible.
Can't something be done here? Cool guys, work with the other guys. You know which ones they are. Yes you do.
5. Fuck you chicken. You're just too delicious for your own good. Just not my fault.
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Time to wind up and let 'em fly
Fuck You to insomnia – Damnit, it’s hard enough having a nearly 7 month old in the house, so my sleep is valuable enough, so don’t fuck with me and leave me lying awake in bed until 1 in the morning when I have to get up 4 1/2 hours later for work.
Fuck You to Patricia Jessamy yet again – No you stupid cunt (yeah I’m going THERE), electing your opponent will not “set us back 60 years” you Goddamn racist, criminal pandering mindless twat. Lose and never darken your space in Baltimore City again.
Fuck You to Double Stuffed Oreo – Why do you have to taste so yummy….
Finally and as always Fuck Detroit
Baltimore Blast - 6-time MISL/NISL Champions
Let's go Blues!
2) I think it has more to do with mother fuckers asking and bringing up this point constantly, it think its more of a fuck you to the jerkoffs who bring it up non stop. They are trying to get the point across that IT DOESNT FUCKING MATTER. Maybe it helps the people on stltrollday forums jerkoff at night easier thinking about Backes as captain but from every manager and player whos referenced the subject Brewer does the job fine. But nah it keeps getting brought up, which is why the point gets made like that.
5)How many chickens do you think you will eat in your lifeteam? Does 1000 mcnuggets=1whole chicken? Seriously I am not much a mcnugget guy but my whole chicken consumption has got to be in the 1000s
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.
Fuck you work...
for not ending early so I can get a head start on tonight’s Jr. Blues opener. Seriously. Hockey season begins tonight for me and the whistledicks at work are all “You have to finish renumbering your file folders” and “who will pick up all the phone calls from the girl whose entire job is to take up space in the next cubicle” and shit like that. Where’s hockey’s version of Terry Tate, Office Linebacker when you need him?
by Paperwork Ninja on Sep 10, 2010 11:52 AM CDT reply actions
Fuck You, Mike Duffy's trivia
So much for getting all excited at the mention of a bar trivia night with the overall theme of “brothers.”
Naturally, I got excited when they mentioned that the last category would be sports. But oh, the disappointment that would soon set in!
Sure. We ended up winning the category, which is nice. What draws my ire is the two hockey questions…er, one of the two hockey questions.
“This family set a record by having 4 brothers on the ice at one time between the two teams playing.”
I didn’t mind that question one bit. Hell, the Sutter family has plenty of history here in St. Louis.
However…
“Daniel and Henrik Sedin have played their entire NHL careers for what team?”
You have two hockey questions in the round and waste one on those fuckers? This egregious lack of involving the Plager family in a sports category at a trivia engagement with an overall theme of “brothers” will not go unnoticed.
No beer and no TV make Homer...something something.
by Poor College Student on Sep 10, 2010 11:59 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Fuck you head cold that won't go away.
I got 5 hours of sleep last night thanks to coughing and hacking so much my back feels like it’s about to implode. I’ve been sick with this BS since Saturday and not only did it kill the holiday weekend, it made me miss work today and Tuesday right when I had a bunch of stuff due in to grade. Now I have a huge stack of projects and tests, my kids’ schedules are all messed up, and I can’t taste jack.
Also, fuck you Atlanta History Center for your teeeeeny tiny Lincoln exhibit I went to last year. I don’t know if it was their fault or the Library of Congress’ for not having that much, but God was it small. Seeing a draft of the Gettysburg Address and the Lincoln family Bible, as well as what he had in his pockets when he was shot was amazing, but it shouldn’t take me 10 minutes to walk through a museum and see everything.
That being said, I’m fairly impressed they had an exhibit about him down here.
Thrashing the Blues
SB Nation Atlanta - home of the Fairest and Weatheriest fans on the net.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
That should be last night, not last year.
Stupid cold.
Thrashing the Blues
SB Nation Atlanta - home of the Fairest and Weatheriest fans on the net.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Fuck you, scene partner!!!
No, we are NOT doing our Much Ado About Nothing scene in a Jersey Shore! It’s bad enough that I have to make-out with your annoying, blabbering, skanky mouth, but I refuse to do it as an Orange Guido! Unless I get to Snooki Punch you, that is.
Fuck you, roommate who’s a Hawks fan! The reason I keep winning faceoffs on NHL 11 is because I’m better at them than you! Deal with it some other way than slamming my second controller against the wall!
Fuck you, rain! Yeah, we haven’t had any in a while and it’s been pretty hot, but you could choose a day where I didn’t have to walk everywhere I go!
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
by J-Mill on Sep 10, 2010 12:32 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Your life sucks. You need a new partner, a new roommate, and a new umbrella.
by heycarrieann8 on Sep 11, 2010 2:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Fuck you Hockey Ultimate Team
its impossible to get a good team without spending money.
as of 5 minutes ago, my best player is… wait on it… here it comes.. OHHHHHHcamsmash.
i can haz goalie?
"If they don't score, we can't lose." - Gene Briggs
Fuck you satelite TV. HALF THE CHANNELS ON THERE ARE JUST THE SAME CHANNEL BUT FOR A DIFFERENT REGION! I have CBC Toronto, CBC Ottawa, CBC Barrie, CBC Montreal and CBC London, yet I don’t have TSN or any sports channels, or any good channels. I also have 100 channels in french, and considering that i’m not very fluent in french (or 98% of all Ontarians because NOONE TAKES FUCKING FRENCH AFTER GRADE 9 BECAUSE IT’S A LAME COURSE) it’s a waste, although the French dub of the Simpsons is pretty funny, as Lenny and Carl sound like douchebags and Ralph Wiggum sounds like Milhouse. That and I’ve got MTV, which is fucking horrible as well.
Fuck you Drew Brees. You goddamn Penisloaf. I hope you turn into the Next Rex Grossman. You dick
In Lou We Trust: Freshly signed to the last 15 year deal in the history of SBNation
If the quality of my posts begin to get better, it's because i'm doing steroids.
by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 10, 2010 2:16 PM CDT reply actions
Why ya harshin' on Brees, Kevin?
At least he ain’t Brett “maybe I’ll hint at retiring — again — so that I get all the friggin’ ink this offseason” Favre.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Sep 10, 2010 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate him because he won a damn coin flip and got to go to the superbowl (and win it too), and the fact that his team were a bunch of douches after they beat the Vikings in the NFC championship and told everyone they wanted to hurt Favre
That and i’ve noticed that I’m a fan of teams who’ve had massive offseason Drama… goddamnit…
In Lou We Trust: Freshly signed to the last 15 year deal in the history of SBNation
If the quality of my posts begin to get better, it's because i'm doing steroids.
by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 10, 2010 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
FU terrorists, FU Bin Laden, FU Al Quada, FU Taliban & FU radical Islamists
with 9/11 looming tomorrow I’ll be standing along the roadside to welcome home U.S. Army Sgt. Raymond Alcaraz, killed in Afghanistan last month. I get the azz bad this time of year watching the videos of those who died 9 years ago. It also turns my crank that this old body is a no go to get back in the fight. I’m so proud of the younger generation that has stepped up to answer the call to go fuck these mindless zealots up. Kill them all, it’s the only way we’ll have peace in this country. And to my brothers and sisters in the sand, good hunting.
They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
by spectr17 on Sep 10, 2010 2:26 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I hear ya, Spec... but...
…I don’t think it’s possible to “kill them all.” If we do that, or even make a serious attempt to do that, we’re just gonna grow a whole new generation of Mr. I Hate Americas in a few years.
Some douchebags are always gonna hate us, and want to try to stick it to us, no matter what we do or where we do it. All we can do is out best to get the fuckers who did the evil deed, and try to avoid punishing and fucking up the lives of too many innocent people in the process.
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Sep 10, 2010 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
"our" best, dammit...
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Sep 10, 2010 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions
FU Terrorist Ass Masters, FU, FU, FU
I lost 150 friends on 9/11/01 on the 104th and 105th floor of #1 WTC, I worked as a volunteer 1st responder EMT while on business in NYC that day, I saved lives…people also died in my treatment. I saw people jump from 1000 feet and that sound when they hit the ground haunts me to this day. As I said to a fellow EMT, how bad is it up there that the better option was to jump? I helped recover victims and help save a life or two all the while hoping my friends (and, at the time, my new fiance) made it out…they did not. Tomorrow with be a rough day for me personally.
I am no hero…never wanted to be…something made need to grab a smoke at 750 (or so) am that day. I kind of joked about it, but I could truly say the smoking saved my life that day, and that was the reason it was hard for me to quit (i have been smokeless for 3 years now). There are literally hundreds of stories like mine that have not been told, because we want to remain anonymous.
I went back to ground zero this past August (after not coming back for 9 years), I fell to my knees in tears and audible weeping, and I am a very large man, very large.
As the Darryl Worley Song “Have You Forgotten Says”:
Have you forgotten how it felt that day?
To see your homeland under fire
And her people blown away
Have you forgotten when those towers fell?
We had neighbors still inside going thru a living hell
by I_AM_SPARTACUS on Sep 10, 2010 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Most Americans didn't see the jumpers on the TV news feeds
MSM censored out most of the scores of jumpers and them hitting the awnings and pavement below. We had Univision on (Mex TV) at the fire station which showed it uncut and it was tough to watch, made me sick every time. One clip showed some firefighters planning out a rescue and you keep hearing loud thuds above them. Then you realize what the thuds are and you can see the pain in the FFs faces since they already know each thud is someone dying. I’ve never wanted to punch a wall so bad in my life watching that day.
FU to the cowards who carried out the sneak attack, I hope the jackals in hell are at your heels every day.
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
Yep
we had a soldier from Desoto will be laid to rest tomorrow.
Since he is south of me in Jefferson County the Patriot Guard Riders will ride about 50 feet from my house towards Jefferson Barracks.
We get our small flags and stand for the whole line of vehicles which usually lasts about 30min. This is about the 6th one in the past few yrs from near me.
My boys understand that this is the best way to show how much we are grateful for keeping our country free.
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
Fuck the professor who doesn't email when she cancels a class
I get my ass out of bed, hungover as fuck, I feel like I am dying, and I walk all the way to class and it’s fucking canceled.
"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible
Been there, done that, little GT sister...
..and you’re right, it sucks hard.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Sep 10, 2010 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions
That is the worst
It has happened to me on multiple occasions. It would take what two seconds to write that email?
BOOM SHAKA HALAKA!
Since this makes me think of NBA Jam, I wonder if Halak will magically transform into a brick wall if he makes 10 saves in a row, ala Wayne Gretzky hockey on the N64.
by TheDarkMongoose on Sep 10, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
but still
its better than actually sitting through class
for me at least
"If they don't score, we can't lose." - Gene Briggs
FU gallagher...
…for burying this in the middle of an F-U Friday post:
“Just tell the fans that Eric Brewer is a quiet leader in the locker room and on the bench. Fans will never see it, but he has the respect of the players and he is the perfect choice for captain of this team.”
Could be the most important Blues-related sentence of the summer. Now just need it in t-shirt form.
I just don't get the leadership feel when I look and listen to Brewbot
I want someone leading who’ll I’ll readily follow buck naked into a lion’s den.
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
I'm sure this will
be in the post tomorrow. On KMOX Wheeler said that he, J Rutherford and a few others were at the skate today. It was asked about the guys at Traverse and Payne said that first he wanted to address the constant Brewer and C talk.
I then arrived home and didn’t want to wait until after the top of the hour break. Sorry I feel I’ve failed y’all.
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
its hard to be the coach
an claim the greatness of captgain roboto when you are also on record as needing young “a”, euro “a” vet “a” and also had to go talk to andy mcdonald and jay mcclement telling them they were not wearing an “a” but that there leadership abilities were greatly required.
I believe the only person on the team not expected to take some of eric brewer’s captancy leadership burden from him is berglund whose sole responsiblity this season is to start the party.
so fuck you payne for pretending the brewer thing is not an issue.l OBVIOUSLY it is.
A strong anvil fears no hammer
by Childhood Trauma on Sep 11, 2010 8:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Fuck you Democrats
Grow some balls and move that fucking mosque!
Fuck another year of Brewer as Captain
Fuck you Cardinals.huge disappointment this year
Fuck you Arizona Cardinals, Lets Go Rams!!
"HOLY JUMPIN!"
Don't fuckin' go there...
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Sep 11, 2010 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
...and it's not a mosque, despite what Newt Gingrich and Sarah Palin vomit at you...
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Sep 11, 2010 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck you healthy'ish food
The more I eat you, the more you make awesomeness like BK classic chicken sandwiches taste like shit. Thank God Chipotle never EVER tastes bad.
Fuck you rain
Why is it that you decided to suddenly down pour on me 3 times this week when walking to class? Just to slow to a sprinkle when I go inside and pick right back up after class when i walk to my car again.
Absolutely ridiculous
BOOM SHAKA HALAKA!
Since this makes me think of NBA Jam, I wonder if Halak will magically transform into a brick wall if he makes 10 saves in a row, ala Wayne Gretzky hockey on the N64.
by TheDarkMongoose on Sep 10, 2010 10:12 PM CDT reply actions
Fuck You, St. Louis Bandits.
May your sticks chip and shatter at your home opener against the Jr. Blues on Saturday night!
by Paperwork Ninja on Sep 11, 2010 1:20 AM CDT reply actions
Fuck You, Brad Winchester
for not responding to my letter asking you to be my date to a wedding on the same night as your last preseason game. We all know you’ll be a healthy scratch anyway, so what gives?
So are you actually a person of the female persuasion?
‘Cause one of those who likes hockey, has the chutzpah to ask Brad Effin’ Winchester out on a date, and takes her screen name from a great (but moderately obscure) song by Graham Nash and The Hollies, is my kinda girl…
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Sep 11, 2010 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
A little late but...
Fuck you workers who said they’d be changing from gas to electric heat this week. I called them, ‘oh sorry that’s next week…’ Assholes! So I spent a week w/out internet and my quiet time for nothing. Grr. And getting my cat into her cage is a pain. But at least she doesn’t howl when she goes for a car ride. She likes them…
Fuck you Greene County days. WTF is this shit for. Besides for people to walk around and waste time.
Fuck you broken fridge, my milk went bad over at my mom’s house. Now I gotta buy some more.
And lastly, fuck you again bees, get lost. Sting me and it’s on. Oh and fuck Detroit.
Fuck you headaches
I take something for my back and it causes headaches. Lame. Fuck you Pharmacy for not getting on it and I have to wait longer for my meds. Which makes me cranky. And lastly fuck you insomnia, and when I finally sleep I get nightmares. Fuck you nightmares!
Fuck Calvin Johnson . . .
says the National Football League.
St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.
I think the NFL said "Fuck Detroit".
And I can’t fault them for that.
by BleedBlue42 on Sep 13, 2010 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
was tim peel
the back judge on that?
A strong anvil fears no hammer
by Childhood Trauma on Sep 14, 2010 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
I thought I saw Kerry Fraser in there too.
St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.
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