My personal thoughts:
Occasionally, like everyone else, I get a bit bored and daydream. My most recent brought up a topic that some friends and I had a field day debating. If every player on the Blues were to go to another team, where would you like to see them go? Excluding recent acquisitions, of course.
Eric Brewer - the Detwat Dead Things. Banishment. Surround him with rotting corpses and target the red on his jersey, like a bull and such.
David Backes - the New York Rangers. Captain America in the red, white, and blue. Find me a hockey player more suited to be photographed in front of Lady Liberty, and I'll smack you in the mouth for your insolence. Think of it like this: David Backes = Chuck Norris = Walker, Texas Ranger... see what I did there?
Brad Winchester - the Dallas Stars. "Y'all hear who the Stawrs picked up? That Brad Weenchester fella. I might have to scurry on don to the stower and get me a Weenchester jarsey. It'll go nice with mah rahfle."
Erik Johnson - the Philadelphia Flyers. Hate me for this if you want, but EJ and Pronger together would be fucking terrifying. Plus, Prongs could teach him how to slick his hair back like the pros, amongst other invaluable tips and tricks.
Patrik Berglund - well... he's still got me all frustrated and shit. FIND YOURSELF BERGIE, FIIIIIIND YOURSEEELLLLLFFFFF!!!!!
Andy McDonald - the Montreal Canadiens. I know I've already used them, but not only does his whopping 5'11" frame make Happy Meal a perfect fit for Les Habs, it'd make him the biggest guy on the smallest/fastest line in the NHL. Said line: Gionta - Happy Meal - Cammalleri.
Barrett Jackman - the Columbus Blue Jackets. He'd look less stupid next to Mike Commodore. And his name sounds like it could have belonged to a General in the Civil War. General Jackman and Commodore.. uhh.. Commodore. ....where's Mel Brooks when you need him?
Cam Janssen - the Calgary Flames. With the loss of tough guy Brian McGrattan, someone will need to step up and protect Goomba Olli Jokinen's stupid ass (for explanation, see this picture, you'll catch the reference if you've played a video game since 1985). Not to mention, I think CamSmash would look pretty cool in the Flame.
I really hope you weren't looking for some sort of intelligent writing, and if you were I sincerely apologize for deceiving you.