Top questions for Davis Payne

by Childhood Trauma on Sep 20, 2010 12:51 PM CDT

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Some 2011 season questions I have for Davis.

A) How does he plan to fill the those 39.5 seconds a game that were DJ KIng's.

B) How many times does one say aloud "Eric Brewer is a great captain" before one starts to believe it a little?

C) Who does he think would win a shootout, Spiderman or Ironman?

D) Does he plan on a MIdnight "morning skate" for those popular 1 pm games? If so, will they be in Latin?

E) Will he get the other half of his salary when he makes the playoffs?

F) What is the maximun number of "House of Payne" jokes he will listen to?

G) Did he look outside during the Ace's games and see Russia?

H) Favorite American: Charles Glenn or John Glenn?

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Spidey would be a goalie, not a shooter...

… and good luck finding a stick strong enough to withstand IM’s shooting motion, or skates capable of redirecting the foot-mounted repulsors without melting the ice.

/comicbooknerd

by BleedBlue42 on Sep 20, 2010 4:18 PM CDT reply actions

how could spidey be a goalie?

his constant self doubt, not to mention his occasional inability to be mentally tougher than the uniform he is wearing, mean he has NO chance at a long term nhl goalie slot.

he would be the all-star of the craig janney role- dishing to an opening before they it existed while avoiding the best checkers in the league(including occasionalyl climbing the dasher boards to get out of tootoo’s way) although im sure bernie michalez would think he was singlehandedly destroying the blues with some kind of evil plot

his shootout savy would be epci! epic! sensing the hole to shot at, nothing tocuh the ice but a single atom of spider silk, with the strength AND agility to control the shot!

meanwhile wave a damn bud infront of iron man and he is out in the lobby calling his sponser for guidence.

A strong anvil fears no hammer

by Childhood Trauma on Sep 20, 2010 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions

Spider-Man vs. Daniel Carcillo

I want to see this match. Why? Spidey would make a great pest for a team. Also, Carcillo will finally be able to keep the rest of his teeth intact thanks to getting a mouthful of web fluid in the opening minutes of the game.

by Paperwork Ninja on Sep 20, 2010 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions

The fact that he's an occasional head case...

… is further proof that Spidey would be a goalie. But when he’s on his game, he’d be unstoppable. You hear sometimes about goalies ‘standing on their heads’… he’d literally do that, flicking pucks away while hanging upside-down from the crossbar.

I wonder who would win in a drinking contest between Anthony Stark and Vladimir Konstantinov’s limo driver…

by BleedBlue42 on Sep 21, 2010 12:43 AM CDT up reply actions