OK, so this guy is not an actual fan of hockey and apparently lived in a city where no women went to the game, (not that his drunk self stood a chance in hell anyway). Despite his obvious credentials in douchebaggery, this is one of the best hockey stories that I've ever read. Fans here should get more than a few laughs during the read.

edit - my employer blocked access to his website, so I had to read that post on my smart phone.