Friday, F-You.
by gallagher on Sep 3, 2010 11:30 AM CDT
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PrintI haven't had a computer for seven days. While there was a certain freedom that came from that (like Costanza and Seinfeld's Vacation From Ourselves), there was also a certain emptiness that comes from not being able to tell everyone what is pissing me off.
"Full octane this morning, sir?"
Fuck yeah, Skippy.
1. Fuck you people who keep saying 'ginormous.' Look, the term gignormous was funny for like 15 seconds about 10 years ago. You know, the same comedic lifespan of wearing the number 69 on your jersey. Getting jersey number 69 made your little brother laugh, once. Using ginormous is exactly the same - we're all dumber for having heard it and we all feel like losers for giving you your pity laugh when you say it (or, in some cases, a pity crack of a smile).
Knock it off, it's not funny.
2. Fuck you soft focus Blues team preview. Great, some noodge at NHL.com was assigned the Blues as his draft preview team and he predictably phoned in a milquetoast assessment of the team and their chances this season. Let's see, they cut payroll and dropped 31 goals from the roster, need serious rebound performances from probably nine players and still have two overrated defenders holding down top spots and soaking up over $8 million of salary cap space and your official assessment is that they need to play like they did down the stretch the last two years?
Fantastic. Way to miss the entire point of why those second half runs were necessary and resulted in nearly-eighth place and ninth place finishes. That is the real problem with this team, pool writer.
You want to see some pre-season predictions with some teeth? Stand by. Stand the fuck by.
3. Fuck you ecopackaging. Green, green, green, ecofriendly, sustainable, recyclable. Bull-shit. You know what happens to so much of our "recycling"? It ends up in a fucking dumpster behind the grocery store. You know what I love? I fucking love the plastic ring six-pack holders. Those fuckers is the bestest.
I bought a six-pack recently, since somehow mistakenly I thought six would be enough (it never is) I got to handle one again for the first time in years and I loved it. In fact, I made up reasons to walk around holding my six-pack by one or two fingers looped through one of the empty rings.
It was glorious.
I was Buttermaker from the Bad News Bears, The Bandit from Smokey and the Bandit, virtually everyone from The Cannonball Run. In other words, I was the 2010 embodiment of nearly every role model I saw growing up: drinking while driving fathers and father figures. Soaking wet, bleary eyed baseball coaches and scout masters. Merle Haggard and Terry Bradshaw in a primer-painted hot rod blasting across country after pulling it out of the hotel pool.
Not sure yet, but I might just keep one around and just load beers into it to carry around. Fuck seabirds that get stuck in them, that's just natural selection.
4. Fuck you SBN Pittsburgh. In case you missed it, and you likely did, because it was a serious non-event, the SBN Pittsburgh hub posted parts of an email that (gasp!) accused Sidney Crosby of being some sort of sex addict and greater Pittsburgh area Lothario and Tiger Woods Wannabe. I don't say fuck you because you did anything wrong, because really, write about whatever you want to write about. I say fuck you more because the obvious comedy was missed: laying waste in Pittsburgh? How many links to People of Walmart could be cross-referenced there? A scandal as big as Tiger? Right. Because everyone always gets outraged when single young famous millionaires are nailing tail all over town, right? Isn't that why people got mad at Tiger?
The other reason, the main reason I'm pissed at the Hub is because it created a deluge of self-important and whiny emails in my inbox about how this reflects badly upon all SBN hockey websites. No shit? I thought that was us.
Meanwhile, isn't the SBN about fan blogs for fans? If you want to be by the fans for the fans (as the motto used to be) then you discuss the issues fans are talking about. If you want to be treated like the mainstream media and go sit in the shitty pressbox seats and go to the locker room afterward to watch single young famous millionaires walk around nude and pretend like you're not looking at their dicks, then by all means, go for it. I'd recommend starting with a journalism degree and an affiliation with a mainstream media organization, but that's just me. After all, it is easier to just be a blogger and simply whine away about how you're just as important as a school-trained journo who has a real job getting paid somewhat more than $600 a year and has the lame-ass access that you so desperately crave.
Me? I'd rather come here, bitch about stuff that annoys me, rave about stuff that excites me and crack a bunch of jokes along the way. You know, have fun being a fan writing for and with other fans.
Everything else can just fuck off.
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I only got 1...and it may be mildly offensive
F-U INDIA…thats right!!! When someone from India calls me so I can help them get a new password or try to help them solve a web development issue…i’d like to get some one who can UNDERSTAND FRIGGIN ENGLISH!!!!!! it should not take me 10 minutes trying to explain the letter F. If you are going to design websites for a Dow 30 American company based in Cincinnati it would be nice if you actually spoke that language!!!! There are highly skilled workers in this country working at Wendy’s because you work cheaper!!!! F-U F-U F blank blank K YOU…aw the hell with it FUUUUUUUUCK YOU INDIA!!!!
thats all
Fuck you, rain!
Leaking through my house’s fucking roof last night and proving that yes, I need to tear the fucking shingles off and have the entire fucking roof refurbished. Life-giving compound, my ass. Day-ruining fuck-yous from the sky is what it is!
by Paperwork Ninja on Sep 3, 2010 11:53 AM CDT reply actions
Yeah...
You made some ginormously great points there!!!
- a Tale from my Creased Mind
by jpratte on Sep 3, 2010 12:02 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Agreed.
I give Juan’s post a 69 out of a possible 70.
www.stlouisgametime.com
by Angst vorm Nichts on Sep 3, 2010 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
F-You Time
Fuck Detroit, let’s start there
Fuck this stupid white trash whorebag who was 7-8 months pregnant, pushing a 2nd child in a stroller and smoking cigarettes like it was her last day on earth. Way to ruin your child’s health there idiot. Let me guess, you got those cigarettes on my tax dime too didn’t you…
Fuck the nay-sayers about last night’s Ravens game….for crying out loud this was the Ravens 3rd and 4th stringers playing! Yes I knwo losing to the Rams should be an embarrassment (sorry guys and gals), but really it’s the fucking PRESEASON, so lighten up!
Fuck cancer, I said it earlier and I’m rooting for Mandi Schwartz to make a HUGE recovery, fight that fucking thing with all you got!
Finally, fuck Detroit….you can never say it enough
Baltimore Blast - 6-time MISL/NISL Champions
Let's go Blues!
by UIWWildthing on Sep 3, 2010 12:09 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Fuck people that use the term “quick question…” Every time I hear that term, I think "okay, here comes a long winded stupid question. Between that and the closely related (and equally useless) “Can I ask you a question?” I have no use for either of them.
Just because both words start with Q doesn’t mean that the question will be quick, nor will the answer be quick. “Why was there World War II?” is a quick question, but how long would it take to completely answer that question.
Every once in a while I’ll say “no,” or “isn’t that what you just did?” when people say “Can I ask you a question” and they don’t get it, or don’t realize how stupid they sound.
Quick question, Gallagher, isn’t Sidney Crosby ginormous in Pittsburgh?
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get up, stand up! stand up for your right!
i agree 100% with you on the “poor representation” bullshit. fuck them. fuck them up their stupid asses. this place pwns.
"If they don't score, we can't lose." - Gene Briggs
fuck you, Earl
because since when the fuck do hurricanes hit new york??
Next in the Nate the Great mystery series: Nate the Great searches for a free-agent forward who doesn't blow dicks.
Sad thing is
I read that entire stream of e-mails concerning the SBN Pittsburgh fiasco.
I wonder if Worley got over that stomachache.
No beer and no TV make Homer...something something.
by Poor College Student on Sep 3, 2010 3:05 PM CDT reply actions
I don't know what happened
But I know that somewhere, some excessively creepy hockey fan is going to start writing bad fanfiction based off of it.
Thankfully I’m only mildly creepy. I don’t have to write any of that crap.
by Paperwork Ninja on Sep 3, 2010 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
You know why I say fuck you to Pensburgh? This fun mock expansion thing we are doing that in no way affects things in any way? Fuckheads are cheating. They made a fake signing to protect one of their defensemen. You are cheating at the imagination game, douchebags. If you look back in 20 years and wonder why none of the other kids liked you THIS IS WHY.
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.
if you aint cheating
son, you just aint trying….
WIN THE EXPANSION DRAFT
WIN WIN WIN
or don’t come home.
seriously, i will have no sun the day you fuckijng protect brewer and leave polak available.
I HAFFF NOOOOOOOO SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN
A strong anvil fears no hammer
by Childhood Trauma on Sep 3, 2010 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
EJ, Jackman, Polak, Cola
Unfortunatly due to the rules of the game even though we are allowed to protect 5 we have to leave 1 person whos played 30 or more games unprotected so with a heavy heart im afraid Brewer is left out in the cold.
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.
fuck you to everyone who thinks they can do my job better than me
i work my fucking ass off for salary slightly above minimum wage. im busting my ass to make things as good as possible, and its not enough. im tired of the phone calls, left anonymously of course, that tell me how much i suck and how much better the other paper is. fuck you all. you’re gonna miss me when im gone, which is going to be soon.
St. Louis Game Time Fact: Morning links are part of a well-balanced meal.
SBNSTL Writing about the Blues in more than one line is tough.
also fuck all of you who have a long weekend
eat a bag of dicks.
St. Louis Game Time Fact: Morning links are part of a well-balanced meal.
SBNSTL Writing about the Blues in more than one line is tough.
Fuck everyone who is going home for the weekend
so now I don’t have anyone to drink with. I am NOT going to some creepy ass frat house all by myself either.
And fuck my family for not coming to pick me up either.
And fuck college. I didn’t think all my college work would consist of fucking bullshit projects and hands-on shit. The only class I am enjoying right now is my developmental psych class because it’s only listening to a lecture and then taking exams. I don’t want to write fucking research papers about shit I don’t give a fuck about. I don’t fucking want to do a project instructing me to change a particular behavior. FUCK THAT.
And fuck the farmers’ market and having to “write about my experience,” because you know how my experience at the farmer’s market was? It consisted of me having tics in front of old people who kept giving me the “you’re possessed by demons look.” I couldn’t interview any of the fucking farmers because they avoided me like the plague! They were afraid of me. So I get my ass out of bed at 8am to go to this fucking farmers market, and I couldn’t even complete the activity because I couldn’t get anyone to interview with.
And FUCK THE TEACHER EDUCATION PROGRAM!!!! it’s. too. much. bullshit.
"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible
PREACH IT.
I love my job, but getting that degree was the biggest bunch of hoops I have ever had to jump through. 99% of the classes were useless touchy-feely bullshit.
On that note, fuck you staff development. How DARE you have some woman come in and tell me how to fluff grades to get my students to pass my class. I teach honors and AP classes, and your only experience is teaching on-level students who need to be in remedial classes – and who all have parole officers. You can’t tell me that your strategies are going to reach my kids. I don’t need to go all Dangerous Minds to get their attention, bitch.
And when you tell me how to write a test, and then procede to tell me that I use my AP kids and their AP exam as a “guinea pig” to see if my theories on how to write a test (that I learned in my assessment class IN GRAD SCHOOL) are appropriate. Double fuck you, you dumb twat, for responding that no, you’ve never seen an AP exam and no you’ve never taught an AP class – but I still need to do everything you said that I have to do in my COLLEGE LEVEL FUCKING COURSE THAT I TEACH.
Fuck you for not having a masters degree anyway, but somehow you’re more than qualified to tell me how to teach, even though I’ve taken more classes than you have, have one degree more than you do, get PAID more than you do, and have actually taken the fucking courses on assessment that you’re pretending to talk about.
Thrashing the Blues
SB Nation Atlanta - home of the Fairest and Weatheriest fans on the net.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
the biggest bunch of hoops I have ever had to jump through. 99% of the classes were useless touchy-feely bullshit.
Hee hee, I smell a “Teacher Education Program.” Liberal arts “learn shit because it’s interesting and it’s how we got here” programs kicked so much ass in comparison.
Lighthouse Hockey: Trying to reconstitute the Hogue-Turgeon-Thomas line from NHL 94.
I got a couple
Fuck you Halo:Reach. Not because I won’t like the game or won’t get it. No fuck you because I saw the same 30 second commercial, 23 times last night while I was watching college football. I get it the game comes out in a couple of weeks, but do you need to show me that over twenty times in 3 hours, no I don’t think so. I’m sure I’ll have something to say about the idiotic kids online in a couple of weeks but I’ll leave that for another day.
Also, fuck you Arch Rivalry game. Why is this game being played at 11:30 am tomorrow? How does this give the good people of Illinois and Missouri long enough to tailgate and get good and toasty before the game tomorrow. Being able to walk around all day drinking with your buddies before the game. Those were the days.
BOOM SHAKA HALAKA!
Since this makes me think of NBA Jam, I wonder if Halak will magically transform into a brick wall if he makes 10 saves in a row, ala Wayne Gretzky hockey on the N64.
The good people of Illinois need that time, thank you very much.
I’d need to imbibe a pony keg before going into that game to watch the carnage. Thank God I’m busy tomorrow afternoon. I don’t think I can handle trying to watch that again.
Thrashing the Blues
SB Nation Atlanta - home of the Fairest and Weatheriest fans on the net.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
I hear ya Hildy
Hell, I need 2 pony kegs and 30 shots of Jack to sit through another loss. All I know is its gonna be ugly for the Orange and Blue.
BOOM SHAKA HALAKA!
Since this makes me think of NBA Jam, I wonder if Halak will magically transform into a brick wall if he makes 10 saves in a row, ala Wayne Gretzky hockey on the N64.
by TheDarkMongoose on Sep 3, 2010 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I love how the teams I choose to follow in sports always require alcohol.
I think that they’re enabling me. Damn you, U of I! DAMN YOU!
reaches for a beer
Thrashing the Blues
SB Nation Atlanta - home of the Fairest and Weatheriest fans on the net.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
I went to Southern Illinois.
Alcohol isn’t just required in order to go there and just to watch the sporting events, but you’re expected to know this the day you’re born. I think this is pretty much the process:
FWOOMP
“Hey, so this is what the outside of as uterus looks like. If I go to Southern, I better have my booze supply ready. HOLY CRAP I’M NAKED AND PEOPLE IN MASKS ARE CHANTING SOMETHING AND PASSING ME AROUND! PUT ME BACK!”
And it’s pretty much moot from there.
by Paperwork Ninja on Sep 4, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck you phone company
You assholes couldn’t wait a few more days before you got your money. I’m bored enough, but my internet and tv gets shut off along with my phone. You fuckers. But at least it’s back on.
Fuck you legal stystem, how many times does it take for one lying drug selling stealing piece of shit to land in jail for more than a few days? Instead of being let out to fuck up over and over and over…
And fuck you pharmacy/doctors. You know what meds I’m on, and when I need something and then get the run around about it, it pisses me off. You think these fuckers would know what mixes and what doens’t. UGH!
And fuck you bees
Well they don’t sting me, but they sting everyone else who walks in my door and I have to hear ‘ouch something stung me, give me something for it…’ Damn it, all I have is neosporin, I don’t have shit for stings.
Fuck you who ever thought of changing our heat from gas to electric. Now I have to spend nearly a week with my mom until they get done. I like peace and quiet. I will get none of that now.
Fuck you Cardinals for sucking ass. Fuck you Reds, I hate you.
And Fuck you Detroit just because.
Fuck you...
Doctors… I have been in and out of the hospital since last friday with SEVERE Head Aches… that would have been fine and dandy had they NOT done a spinal Tap in the ER and poked me 4 separate times BEFORE actually getting the shit they needed and leaving my spine alone. The spinal tap caused me to get a spinal head ache which I had to go back to the hospital Monday (after being released Sunday) to get fixed, OH and it gets better I had to go back again cause Wed the blood patch “broke” so I got ANOTHER spinal head ache. I have been in so much pain this last week I haven’t been able to get shit done and ready for my classes to start on tuesday. I am stuck in Bed till Sunday cause god only knows what my mom and Maxwell will do to me if I put them through more worry and stress!!! UGH!!!
Fuck you Chicago Com-Ed… I have called you 18 separate times now and have YET to talk to an actual human being!!!! if you want to pay my electric bill fine with me but i am more then willing to pay it so pick up a fucking phone and talk to me so my landlord won’t get fucking pissed!!!! UGH!!!
Fuck you August. you were a stupid month… can Hockey start now.
And as always Fuck you Detroit Fuck you Blackhawks and just fuck off sydney crosby!!!
WWTJD?
Doctors suck!
How about having a damn doctor who knows how to do something. I had an epidural done for my herniated disc, and she hit my bone. For fuck sake…get the right area please!
And I’m sick of Crosby too.
gotta do it once
fuck my old blues ticket agent whyose extensive service this offseason envolved answer emails, selling me ticket, or contacting me until he literally had 20 minutes left as a blues emoyee and forwarded me a spam email about him leaving.
you going to be missed guy, but don’t worry, i’ve time to re-aim
A strong anvil fears no hammer
by Childhood Trauma on Sep 3, 2010 4:07 PM CDT reply actions
No fair...
yours left. Mine stayed, although I didn’t as a season ticket holder (I combined with another contributor and we’re splitting the seats this season under his plan), and he keeps bugging me.
Who was yours?
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"answer emails"= NOT answer emails
had he answered them i’d probably fuck him less
kyle.
his name was kyle. like from southporkpark
A strong anvil fears no hammer
by Childhood Trauma on Sep 3, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck you, SIU Comm building!
Every single room I have class in is ALWAYS fucking -55 degrees regardless of the season because it takes 4 days for the A/C to turn on, so they turn it on and keep it on all summer then turn it off and don’t turn the heater on in the winter! Doesn’t make any sense to me, either!
Fuck you, fast food! The last three times I’ve eaten out (…gotten fast food, I mean;-) ) each place has fucked up my order! First Wendy’s put mustard on my burger…AGAIN!!! The only reason I keep going to that Wendy’s is it’s the only one in Carbondale, and several of my other favorite chains aren’t anywhere near here! Then I got St. Louis Bread Co. (or Panera here – we’re only 2 hours from St. Louis, fuck the Chicago transplants and call it by it’s real name!) not only forgot my potato soup (although I don’t think they charged me either), but gave me an apple with fucking mold on it!!! Then came Stake ‘n’ Shake, where I got a burger through the drive-thru that looked and tasted like the solid, crunchy mystery meat burgers you get for lunch in a public middle school!
Fuck you, MTI! For the uninitiated, it stands for Music Theatre International, and they handle licensing rights for select musicals. I was hoping to direct a small, three-person musical next semester called Tick…Tick…BOOM! (by the writer of Rent, Jonathan Larson), but I just got an approx. price quote from MTI on what that would cost me, and it came out to $925!!! For ONE GODDAMN PERFORMANCE!!! Granted, $400 is refundable, but that’s still WAAAYYY too fucking much for ONE college, student produced and directed production, especially since I was planning on donating any proceeds to the Jonathan Larson Foundation! $450 of that is just to rent the scripts and music! FOR A THREE PERSON CAST AND FIVE PERSON BAND!!!
Fuck you, internet at my apartment for still not working! I’m in an online Spanish class this semester, I need to have half-way not-shitty internet! It’s the fucking 21st century, get with it!
Fuck you, Cardinals! losing 2 of 3 to Pittsburg, 3 of 4 to Washington, and getting swept by Houston??? If you’re not even going to try, just stop now so I can save my frustration for the Blues!
Oh, and fuck you, hockey! Get here now!
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
Fuck "Panera".
Although I did enjoy winning the bet with my then-future wife who thought that “St. Louis Bread Co.” was stealing their schtick.
Hear hear on that one.
They changed to Panera around here to keep people from getting them confused w/Atlanta Bread Company. How you ever would, I don’t know – ATL Bread Co. is utter shit in comparison.
Thrashing the Blues
SB Nation Atlanta - home of the Fairest and Weatheriest fans on the net.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Fuck you inconsiderate friend for having a wedding over Labor Day weekend. People want to go to the lake, or watch football, or both, not sit in a fucking church on a Saturday to see you get married. The reception better be fucking open bar or someone name me is going to fucking bring in a cooler of Nattie
Fuck you douchebags at work. You know who you are and you fucking suck. But now I have a Voodoo notepad from thinkgeek.com so consider stress level relieved.
Fuck you most other SBN pages…Game Time is how its done, stop taking yourself so fucking seriously!
Fuck you dickwolves (yes I fucking stole it from Penny Arcade, deal with it) at EA for the NHL ’11 demo…Im tired of having to choose between two teams I hate, opting for Philly, only to have to come from behind every fucking time. Newsflash, not everyone likes Shitcago (see what I did there) so stop forcing them down our throats.
Fuck Detroit, Fuck Chicago, Fuck Gary Bettman, and here’s hoping Crosby gets a ginormous case of herpes.
Hatred Walking
Fuck you, September 3rd...
…for being today, meaning there’s still 35+ days until I can watch hockey again.
In other news (shameless plug for work stuff…), big thumbs up to you, September 4th and you September 5th for being the day(s) of Big Muddy Blues Festival on Laclede’s Landing!
In may not be Blues hockey, but with an amazing Blues line-up like this…I can get over it. Anyone in the tri-state region should come to this and at least listen to Booker T – a living legend of Rhythm and Blues.
- shameless plug over…
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
You might say this a GinormousTGIF
What do you think Gallager ? I fear and am tired of nuclear armed terrorists!
I don't know about all this F-You stuff
But this milquetoast business puts me in the mood for a milk steak, boiled over hard, and a side of your finest jelly beans, raw.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
FUCK YOU!!!
Vulcans in my adult league, time to take your heads outta your collective ass because you guys got your first loss since you started playing in independence by my team, also fuck you to you homo goalie that thinks hes gotta dance everytime he makes a save. you got speared by one of my players and then took a 100mph slap shot to throat. choke on that. karma is a bitch. and oh btw we play you again in the championship game good luck fuckers.
Fuck you old people and your social security income, maybe you shoulda paid off all your debt before you retired or filed bankruptcy im tired of calling your asses just to get a run around on your debt!
Pujols takes out "I" in BIG and "A" in MAC, previously considered to be an unyielding, consonant threat
Fuck you to all the same things/people everyone(I do mean EVERYONE) has previously stated in this post!! EPIC FUCK YOU! …and kudos to everyone’s clarity and passion.
I’m sick of overseas phone centres. I’m sick of overseas everything. I do love that the world has gotten smaller in recent years, but lets start cleaning our own back yard. There are people not working here. Lets fix that, first, before sending jobs to people that can’t even do them. As much as we pay for shit over here, we deserve some good service!!
I wanted to acknowledge everyone point by point, but I’m not good enough a typist nor am I a good enough writer. …but I will say to the anonymous calls,
FUHUHUHUUUUCK YOOUUUU!! Not only am I sick of the critical comments people post on other people’s blogs about their opinions/grammar/spelling and what not, but where’s your blog and how good is it?? It all looks easy until you HAVE to do it and have a deadline and guidelines and all. Instead of spewing your negativity into the world, JUST GO FUCK OFF!!!! You don’t care what we think…and we don’t care about you. …at least I don’t care. I shouldn’t speak for the rest of you.
That all leads me to FUCK YOU NEW GUY NEXT DOOR!!!!!!!
The first time I meet you, your retrieving your dog from my yard and left the shit where the dog dropped it. When I asked you to remove it, you said to my face, “My dog has never shit in your yard.” …and you said it all snotty and indignant. SO, your dog shits in my yard, you take no responsibility for it AND essentially call me a liar? I show you the dog shit (and the three other ones) and you act like you’re doing me a favor picking it up and saying I’m not being very ‘neighborly’? OH, MOTHER FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
…and it doesn’t end there. Every time I see you have this pissy little bitch attitude like I’m the piece of shit. Admit you were wrong, apologize and the whole thing goes away.
…but you want to hold a grudge and be all Pius. Go right the fuck ahead, you little piece of stool. ..just remember, you could have been as pleasant as you expected me to be and you didn’t. FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU AND YOU DIE!!!!(to coin a phrase from Mr Garrison.)
FUCK YOU to all the people who act like that neighbor. All the cock biters that regard themselves so much better and higher than everyone else AND actually aren’t as decent as a common sewer rat. FUCK YOU!!!
I also want to take this time to thank all the writers and regular participants here on this specific board/blog/news outlet. I have read a lot of hateful things on other sites before I was fortunate enough to find this site. Everyone is having fun, supportive and knowledgeable. The atrocious behavior I’ve witnessed to this point is abominable. …so FUCK YOU to those bastards and thanks to all of you here for letting me hang out with you. When I say stupid or not funny shit, no one gets all aggressive, pissy and lame. I’m proud to be witness to this group. Thanks. Blessing from your God to you…
….but lest I forget, FUCK YOU TO EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!!!
Have a safe and wonderful weekend!
by stlhockey on Sep 3, 2010 11:14 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Fuck you, college applications!
Fuck you for being either completely convoluted and confusing or just for crashing and going to a white screen when I hit submit. And fuck you, college essays, for being bland and uninspiring, and for making me fully paranoid that my essay will read exactly like every other applicants.
In short, fuck you, real world. I’m not ready for you yet.
"He's the straw that makes the drink go."
You had me pissed at #1
and had me just fucking rolling at #4.
I have actually used the word in question on item #1 over-the-air before. Then again, I may have been drunk. Not like it isn’t often that it happens.
SBN St. Louis will turn into SBN Pittsburgh if we let it. I will not blame Joe if it happens, because if it were up to him, it wouldn’t happen, I’m sure.
St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.
Late add
FU – Wimmens who can’t figure out you gotta yield when turning left. I’d love to centerpunch your dumb fuckin azz but I’m sure I’d end up in the hospital and courtroom. That big truck slamming on the brakes is because of your fuckin stupidity or arrogance that the rules of the road don’t apply to your goofy azz, not sure what your malfunction is.
FU – flies, every god dayum one of them. Is there a more annoying thing on this planet when you’re trying to concentrate?
FU – goatheads again, I’m still pulling those fucking things out of my azz as I walk through the carpet in the house.
FU – clueless fucks who vandalize ancient ruins and Indian burial sites in the desert. Can’t you just visit and leave no trace you fucking thieves.
FU – people who litter. The fuck you doing tossing your shit in the street or desert? Hit the fucking trash can ya fucking pig.
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
I do have to make a small arguement for "Ginormous"....
1986…..
Enter one Transformers: The Movie……
Jazz uses the word to describe Unicron……
Your Honor I rest my case……..
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
Wow
This thread is still open with only two more days until the next one..
I will save it for two days..
Fuck you blackhawks and fuck detroit.
PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?
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