Late Night Poll. Littering aaannnnd... Voting On Oshie.

by gallagher on Sep 9, 2010 1:26 AM CDT

T.J. Oshie. The Osh. The Teej. Frosted Tips. Spider Meeting. Nashsploder. Dingle-dangle. The Mayor. Yoshi. Oh my Oshie. Yo my Hoshie.

OK, I made that last one up.

But Mr. Bermuda Cup is in a pivotal year in St. Louis. There's an article coming your way on Thursday that's a tad more in depth, but for tonight, we have just one question. Sweet assed EA Sports NHL11 substitute cover aside (all kudos to the awkwardly named NYJAllTheWay over at Operation Sports Covers), what do we all expect of No. 74 this year?

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Tell us no questions and we'll ask you no lies. Your poll awaits, late-nighters.

Poll

T.J. Oshie needs to WHAT to consider 2011 a success?

Score more than the 18 goals and 48 points he had last year.

64 votes

Get more than one vote in a mayoral election this time.

8 votes

Set the tone as an emotional leader on the ice.

21 votes

Earn another weird 3 nicknames.

6 votes

Fuck Detroit. Literally and figuratively. You figure the first part out.

33 votes

132 votes | Poll has closed

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A+ on the super troopers reference. I may or may not have been quoting that on twitter all night.

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by sarahconnors on Sep 9, 2010 1:27 AM CDT reply actions

if not for super troopers

we might literally have zero jokes on this site.

SWYD

by gallagher on Sep 9, 2010 1:31 AM CDT up reply actions

I mean, aside from Morning Links references to Ghostbusters.

SWYD

by gallagher on Sep 9, 2010 1:31 AM CDT up reply actions

have you heard the story about truam's ghostbusters car?

its a great one

St. Louis Game Time Fact: Morning links are part of a well-balanced meal.

SBNSTL Writing about the Blues in more than one line is tough.

by averagejoe on Sep 9, 2010 1:52 AM CDT up reply actions

gallagher

I have decided to keep Super Troopers for myself.
Thanks for the “loan.”
Bye Meow.

PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?

by DanGNR on Sep 10, 2010 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions

i want a goddamn liter of cola

i like this place already.

read my crap at http://somethingsbruin.net or I'll fling milkcrates at you.
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by sarahconnors on Sep 9, 2010 1:35 AM CDT reply actions

it's French for

give me some fucking soda.

SWYD

by gallagher on Sep 9, 2010 2:14 AM CDT up reply actions

I'll save my comment for the Oshie article you have for tomorrow

But I think young TJ needs to take a big step forward, maturity-wise and production-wise.

St. Louis Game Time Fact: Morning links are part of a well-balanced meal.

SBNSTL Writing about the Blues in more than one line is tough.

by averagejoe on Sep 9, 2010 1:53 AM CDT reply actions

Shame we can only pick one option.

As for (E)… I wouldn’t wish a literal fucking of Detroit on my worst enemy. Stephen King once wrote about a secret government program to research new and deadly viruses; in the real world, that project would be called Eight Mile.

by BleedBlue42 on Sep 9, 2010 2:15 AM CDT reply actions