The Return of F-You Friday

by gallagher on Jan 28, 2011 3:28 PM CST

Momma always said if you can't say anything nice then you shouldn't say anything at all. . . .

. . . Well, fuck that shit. I had a buddy tell me the other day that this whole team and whole season is another shitpile stinking mess and that the only logical reaction to that was for me to be angry and let loose some hate. At the time I wasn't really feeling it.

Now?

Fuck you Blues. I'm sick of being the guy who is defending this shitty, streaky play. You already got one coach fired, so that little trick isn't going to work again. You got management to go out and get a good goalie instead of having to play scared in front of Chris "Five hole? Hell, I'll show you an Eight Hole" Mason, so that excuse is over. The owners aren't going anywhere, so guess what's left? One of you untouchables is gonna get a one-way plane ticket coming up. Congratulations, you've managed to win the Buddy Fucker Sweepstakes and someone gonna have to sell their house. And a bunch of us are gonna be walking around in jerseys with some dude's name on them who isn't even here.

Fuck you cheapasses. I know we're all waiting to hear who the new big-pocketed silent partner owner is going to be, but if they come out and announce who it is and it's not some billionaire who wants to spend a bunch of money and bring home a winner, Imma hit somebody with a hammer. Having a general manager who is only allowed to improve the team by signing players released from shitty KHL teams and trying to build through our (apparently) second tier level prospects sucks. If the Blues aren't going to be able to swing a real trade for a real player or going to be allowed to spend real dollars on a real free agent then we are doomed to another 25 years of mediocre teams that tease us with talent but never get past the second round of the playoffs.

Fuck you media idiots. The only interesting thing about the All-Star Weekend is the fantasy draft tonight, but the regular media can only find one story to talk about: who's going to be picked last? That might matter if it was a draft for every team in the league, but this is the All-Star game. Do you really think David Backes is going to take a lot of shit from his teammates if he gets picked last? You know what they call the guy who graduates last in his medical school class? Doctor.

Fuck you, everyone who doesn't agree with me. Can't we just make a rule that my opinion matters more than everyone else's? Who do I see about this? Is there a form to fill out or something?

Put your rants in the comments. Trust me, you'll feel better.

(That angry enough, Zger?)

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Not sure if anyone else heard this but...

David Backes was on NHL Network a few days ago and he said, if he was picked last, he would give the opposing teams captain a “bump”.

by edb488 on Jan 28, 2011 4:10 PM CST reply actions

NO IT ISN"T……..FUCK THE PP DANCE….FUCK THE TOWEL ASSHOLE……AND BY THE GRACE OF GOD, FUCK THAT STUPID ASS BLUE BEAR!!!!!!! As a hockey purist I should not be punished. That is all!!!

Zger

Thanks Gallagher I feel a little better.

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by Angst vorm Nichts on Jan 28, 2011 4:15 PM CST reply actions

FUCK HALAK

IM SORRY BUT HE COULDN’T STOP A BEACH BALL FROM GOING IN. SORRY FOR PISSING PEOPLE OFF BUT FUCK.
also FUCK CONCUSSIONS…. FUCK!!!!

by SMOKIE on Jan 28, 2011 4:53 PM CST reply actions

FUCK

i cannot figure him out. he will make about 10 insane saves that only the greats could top and then let a “wiff” right through the “tweeners.”

by socalblues on Jan 28, 2011 6:08 PM CST up reply actions

Fuck everything......

Im sick of this losing shit…….just fucking sick of it…….Fuck whoever in that locker room is respondsible for this shit……

And Fuck each and every city that has no fucking business with a fucking hockey team…..Fuck You Phoenix, Nashville, Columbus, Atlanta, Florida, Tampa, and ALL the fucking California teams…….Not to mention Raliegh too…..Move some of those fucking teams back to Canada and one or 2 of the others to colder areas of the US…..

I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......

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by dablues7 on Jan 28, 2011 5:08 PM CST reply actions

Hey!

If the Thrashers leave, who am I going to get my live hockey frustration from? The freaking ECHL team here? The college team by my house? No way. If I’m going to get pissed off by watching live hockey, it better by by multimillionaires who get paid to play a game, dammit.

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by hildymac on Jan 28, 2011 9:43 PM CST up reply actions

Dude, Phoenix has had pro hockey here since before you were born...

The Phoenix Roadrunners kicked many an ass for many years in the WHL, CHL and WHA. Hockey belongs here just as much as it does anyplace else.

What this city needs more than anything else, are media people who know something about the goddamn game. You think the St. Louis media treats the Blues like shit, try being a hockey fan out here.

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by Tomorrows Blues on Jan 28, 2011 9:59 PM CST up reply actions

"YOUTUBERS," YOU SON OF A BITCH

i am sick and fucking tired of defending the Blues on youtube debates and rants. FUCK! why do i always take it personal as if they (users) slandered my mother. FUCK!!!!!! OH, and fuck you Nashville, for having a good team with players nobody has heard of. FUCK YOUR CHEMISTRY AND FUCK YOU CUNT-RY LOVING ASS!!!. FML.

by socalblues on Jan 28, 2011 6:09 PM CST reply actions

fuck you dark side hackers

Just gimme a belt sander and 5 minutes and ill be done with the corksucker who got our server. Ill peel that fuckin SOB like an orange and serve whats left to the neighbors rhodesian attack hound.

Fuck religous whack jobs who feel the need to foist whatever flavor on the month belief they hold dear on folks in public. FU also to the fuckstick LDS pimps who bang on my fuckin front door every sat morning when im sleeping. You folks would give a woodpecker a headache.

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by spectr17 on Jan 28, 2011 8:55 PM CST via mobile reply actions

Gallgher, you got a shout out on twitter from Bernie Miklasz

AND FU INDIA CHINA AND KOREA

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by I_AM_SPARTACUS on Jan 28, 2011 9:07 PM CST reply actions

EFF the Blue Falcons

At work. Screw people who feel it’s okay to roll their work over onto me. I’m paid to do my job, dickheads. I’m NOT paid to your job AND my job.

And yea…Why can’t the Blues win? The ability seems to be there, it just never plays out. So weak.

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by Dan. on Jan 28, 2011 10:14 PM CST reply actions

Fuck bleeding tattoos. I really fucking hate you.

I’ll show pictures when the work is done. This fucking thing is badass.

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by Donut King on Jan 29, 2011 3:32 AM CST reply actions